Guard Armor: What about Yuffie, then?
Sora: Riku! Dammit, will you quit pranking me!
Yuffie: Squaaall! Guard Armor is trying to steal my part!
Leon: Yuffie! Stop calling me that!
Riku: I can't help it! You're just so easy to prank!
Guard Armor: Selphie? Can I be Selphie?
(SPLASH)
Sora: Dammit Riku!
Tobikunai: SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! (ahem) Now then. The world we're going to is chaotic enough without all of your yelling. SO SHUT UP!
Kansatsu: Umm... Tobikunai-sama? Just where are we going?
Tobikunai: (evil grin)
Sora: We're doomed...
o-Chapter Nine: Never Stand on Stomach Acid and Attempt to Heal While Poisoned-o
-On the Gummi Ship-
Sora: Too late! He's going to swallow us! (A/N: Eeeew...)
Monstro: (Bites the Gummi Ship in half and swallows it) Yum, yum. Them saviors of the world is gooood eatin'
Director: AUGH! Why, God, why? (sobs)
-In the Cave-
Little Riku: See that? It was just the wind making that noise!
Sabor: (slowly creeping up behind them...)
Little Sora: Aw, man! I wish it was a monster!
Sabor: Wish granted.
Little Sora: O.O
Sabor: n.n
Little Sora: (whirls around) AUUUUGH!
Little Riku: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh... Sora... You should see your face.. HAHAHAHA! (hands Sabor a dollar) Good job!
Sabor: n.n
Little Sora: I'll get you for this! Someday!
-After Spotting Pinnochio-
Jiminy: C'mon everybody! Hurry!
(Donald and Goofy run off)
Sora: (looks back at all the items dropped during the last cutscene) Hmm... (looks around to make sure no one's watching, then tried to cram as many items into his inventory as possible) AUGH! No! Not ANOTHER Orchailum!
-Scene Where Sora Enters Chamber 6-
Riku: Mind your own business.
Maleficent: Hmph! (dissapears through a portal)
Riku: (Waiting...) hmmm... (opens the latest issue of MCCRL Monthly) where are they... hmm.. (goes back to the magazine)
(Meanwhile deep in the bowels of the world ((no pun intended)) )
Sora: Ok, that settles it, we're hopelessly lost.
(Heartless appear)
Sora: wtf? WHAT ARE HEARTLESS DOING HERE?
Shadow: Killing you. What else?
Sora: Ok, but how did you GET here?
Shadow: We'll just put it this way. You don't want to know.
Sora: ... I think I'll leave it at that...
-After Parasite Cage Fight-
Riku: (holding the unconscious puppet-loser) Sorry, old man. I have some unfinished business with this puppet.
Sora: Hey, give Pinnochio back! (holds up Keyblade threatiningly and opens the magic menu) Don't make me use this!
Riku: 9.9 Oh sure, like I'm scared of- ( accidentally trips and falls off the platform he was on into the whale spit)
Sora: OH YEAH! n.n
-Before Fighting Parasite Cage II-
Sora: (runs into the stomach) Oh... sorry. (realizes he has just interrupted a secret meeting of... you guessed it...!)
MCCRL Members: Hey! Go away, Sora! Our initiation meetings are top secret!
Sora: Huh? Who're you initiating?
Parasite Cage: Hi, Sora! n.n
Sora: (breaks down crying)
-Learning Stop-
Sora: Sugoi...
Jiminy: (to Donald and Goofy) Hey, shouldn't you two run and hide?
Donald: I'm resigned to my fate.
Goofy: Yup.
Sora: Stop! Hey, that wasn't too bad! Wait... OH CRAP! MONSTRO"S HEATBEAT STOPPED! Now we're stuck here FOREVER!
Director: Well, it's not like I didn't expect it...
-Exiting The World-
Sora: Riku... ! What's that.. O.O HOLY CRAP! It's Hurricane Katrina!
Donald: (groan) Can anything else go wrong?
-+-Owari-+-
A/N: Whee! This chapter was easy!
Kansatsu: I. Hate. Monstro.
Tobikunai: Well, so do I...
Kansatsu: But not as much as me...
Reviewer's Corner:
Hiei's Ice Angel: Thanks sooo much for mentioning me in your 5th chapter! n.n
MCCRL Members: HI AXEL!