Tobikunai: Gomen, minna-sama... I've been in a kind of gloomy mood lately. Too many catastorphes at once...

Kansatsu: But she's back now, RIGHT, TOBIKUNAI-SAMA?

Tobikunai: Meep! Yes, ma'am...

Disclaimer:

Tobikunai: Bwahahahaha! It's mine! ALL MINE!

Kansatsu: 9.9 (casts Super Nova on her)

Tobikunai: ITAI! Ok, ok, it's not mine, happy?

Kansatsu: No. (cures her, then promptly casts it again)

o-Chapter Four: We Are the Main Characters! We Casts the Spells that Makes the Octopuses Die!-o

-Scene Where Everyone has Been Transformed-

Donald: O.o Sora?

Sora: O.O Donald? I did not need to see that!

Goofy: ...

Sora: OMG! You're a TURTLE! (uncontrollable laughter)

Donald: It's an improvement...

Goofy: HEY!

Sora: He has a point...

Goofy: HEY!

Director: (laughing to hard to say "Cut")

-Scene Where the Heartless Arrive-

Sebastion: Class is over! Good Luck!

Sora: Oi! Get back here!

(The top of the seashell comes down... with Sebastion's claw still caught in it)

Sora: (snigger) Wow, aren't you coordinated?

Sebastion: Like you can talk!

Sora: Hey, just because I suck at these crappy swimming controls... chotto matte... controls? WHY DO I KEEP SAYING WEIRD STUFF?

Donald: Maybe we are in some sort of video game.

Goofy: Have you been dropped on your head recently?

Director: How stupid can these people be?

-Palace-

Sebastian: (clears his throat) Behold. You swim before the ruler of the seas: His Majesty, King Triton.

Sora: Swim? Sink is more like it, but ok... (desperatly trying to stay up)

Donald: Is it me, or are we getting worse at this as we go?

Goofy: It must be this music! It's so horrible that it's stealing our strength... Who the heck is playing it?

Amiboshi: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE, WARIORS OF SUZAKU! Oh, gomen...

Donald: Why is it that random anime characters keep getting the wrong set?

Goofy: And why is it always our set?

Sora: I suspect it has something to do with Tobikunai-sama being a hopeless fangirl. Why?

-Scene Where Everyone is Preparing for the Boss Fight-

Triton: Ursula draws power from her cauldron. To defeat Ursula, you must strike her cauldron with magic.

Sora: SUGOI!

(Donald and Goofy exchange looks of utter horror)

Goofy: Y'mean...

Donald: We're going to encourage him to use magic? O.O

Triton: Sure. Is that a problem?

Donald And Goofy: (sweatdrop)

-Returning to the Sunken Ship-

Shark: GRRR! (bursts through the wall or whatever)

Sora: -.- I don't even have to ask anymore, do I?

Shark: (holding up MCCRL badge) Nope!

Sora: I HATE YOU, DARKSIDE! T.T

-Before the Second Ursula Fight-

Ursula: The sea and all it's spoils BOW TO MY POWER!

Sora: Uhhh...Why?

Ursula: Because the weak die, and the strong survive! n.n

Sora: (sweatdrop)


Kansatsu: (still casting SuperNova, healing Tobikunai, and re-casting it) Now, this is entertainment.

Tobikunai: Itai... oh, thanks, itai... thanks...itai...

Sora: Wow, you can be a downright sadist sometimes, Kansatsu-sama...

Riku: (makes a solemn vow to never piss off the psychotic muse)

Karasu: I'M INSPIRED!

Kansatsu: O.O What the hell is HE doing here?

Tobikunai: Go back to YYH where you belong, dammit!

Karasu: I LOVE YOU, KURAMA! LET ME KILL YOU!

Tobikunai: You know, now would be a good time to flee for our lives.

Kansatsu: Agreed.

Reviewer's Corner:

Hurky: Don't worry, I'm doing all the worlds! n.n

Wolf Fangs: Oooh, that's a good idea...

Ja ne, minna-sama! Don't forget to review!