A/N: Let me see, I own... 1...2...3...4... pairs of socks, but no HP people. to bad. TaTa for now!
PINK MONKEYS!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There just so Evil!
Sirius was Right? Thats a First!
"I hate you!"
"Well I hate you to!"
"No, I hate you more!"
"No, I hate you more!"
"How did we get in here anyways?"
"I don't know Lily, dear."
"Don't call me dear!"
"Okay, Babe."
"Don't call me babe!"
"Okay, dear."
"POTTER MOVE YOUR BLOODY HAND!"
"Sure thing babe."
"Ugh, your imposible!"
"Thank you."
"Potter!"
"That's my name!"
"Why are we in the bloody closet?"
"I don't know. but the door wont open, I cheaked. Twice."
"What's wrong with you?"
"A lot of things, like one d-"
"Use your wand! Bloody idiot!"
"Can't sorry."
"Why not?"
"Because its in my bag."
"Where is your bag?"
"Sirius took it. Where's your wand?"
"Remus took it."
"They planed this!"
"No! Really?"
"No need to get snappy at me babe."
"SOME ONE HELP ME!"
"They can't hear you."
"Why not?"
"Because, Remus is helping Sirius. And Remus is no fool."
"Damn it Potter your friends are morrons!"
"I know, I taught them well."
"Damn you!"
"Lily, This is the most I've ever herd you swear."
"Snod off."
"Lily I'm hert! Do you really hate me that much?"
"Yes."
"Your so mean!"
"Hummh."
"POTTER, GET OFF OF ME!"
"Aw, come on. You know you liked it."
"You stand way over there, and I'll stand way over here."
"Okay, is this far eough away?"
"No!"
"How about now?"
"No, thats closer then bef-"
"Still to close?"
"Yes."
"Do you want me to stand over there still?"
"No."
"See Remus, I told you it'd work!"
"Sirius your right. It worked! They can't keep away from each other!"
"I told you so! I told you so! I told y-"
"I guess there's a first time for every thing."
"Yep! No wate...Thats mean!"
FIN
A/N: Review evil pink monkeys!