(the chapter begins with Tobikunai and Kansatsu hiding behind a pillar in the middle of the Hollow Baston entrance hall, hiding from Karasu)
Tobikunai: (huff, huff) Did we lose him?
Kansatsu: I... I think so... why's he after us, anyway?
Tobikunai: Probably because, seeing as I'm sort of a Kurama fangirl, he thinks we might know where he is...
Kansatsu: (Nods sympathetically) The poor kitsune...Wait. How can you be a "sort of" fangirl?
Tobikunai: Well... I can't decide between him and Hiei...
Kansatsu: O.O That guy with a third eye?
Tobikunai: That's the one.
Kansatsu: (shakes head) You're weird...
Karasu: (Taps her on the shoulder)
Kansatsu: Oh, sh- (blows up before she can destroy the PG rating in one fell swoop)
Karasu: I've really got to learn to stop doing that...(for those who don't watch YYH, Karasu can make things explode by touching them) Oh, by the way, Tobikunai-sama doen't own KH...
o-Chapter Eleven: Um... We're Going to Need a VERY Big Can of Raid...-o
-Guillotine Square-
(search ghosts appear out of nowhere)
Sora: (attacks them)
Search Ghost: (dies)
Director: Cut! What are you all doing onstage! Were supposed to use the fake search ghosts, bakas!
-Scene From Above, Take II-
(search ghosts appear out of nowhere)
Sora: (Attacks them)
Search Ghost: (Vanishes, only to replaced by...)
MCCRL Members: (Darkside, Sabor, Guard Armor, the Shark and Parasite Cage, for those who might have lost track) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Axel: Fool! Behold the might of the MCCRL!
Sora: You aren't even in this game!
BHK: Neither am I... but that doesn't stop me, does it?
Sora: O.O Noooooooo! Why, brother, why?
Cast and Crew: -.-U
(A/N: Thanks so much for the idea, ECHO230; and for the idea of Axel being an MCCRL wannabe, thanks Hiei's Ice Angel! Your fic rocks n.n)
-Scene Where the Eeevil Little Kids are Eavesdropping-
Shock: Gosh, you really are stupid! Isn't it obvious?
Lock: O.O
Shock: What?
Barrel: Has anyone ever told you how much you sound like Lil from Rugrats?
Lil... I mean, Shock: ...
-Fighting Lock, Shock and Barrel-
Lock: Hahaha... (is jumping on Sora's head)
Shock: Jeez, you're really bad at this, aren't you?
Sora: Grrr... DO I LOOK LIKE A BABYSITTER TO YOU?
Barrel: Not really... but we're little kids, and you're older, so it's our job to drive you insane! n.n
-Scene Before Fighting Oogie Boogie-
O.B.: (eats heart) BWAHAHAHA- eep- itai...
Sora: w...t...f...?
O.B.: Gomen.. I...have... heartburn...
Sora: (blink) Oookay then... does this mean we win?
-Fighting Oogie Boogie-
Sora: Ack! (Dodges exploding dice for the millionth time) Who taught this guy torture, Karasu?
O.B.: No comment...
-After Defeating Oogie Boogie-
(O.B. bursts into millions of bugs)
Donald: Ewww...
Sora: We can't fight them guys! (pulls out a cell phone) Hello? NoBugz of Arizona? Yes. Yes. Halloween Town, Torture Room. Yep. Thanks! Bye. (hangs up) They'll be here any minute.
Director: SORA!
Sora: What? I'm arachniphobic...(A/N: I'm so sure I spelled that wrong...)
Tobikunai: Eeeep! (cowers behind Sora puppet)
Karasu: No... puppet...too sweet and innocent... (dies)
Tobikunai: Wow. That actually worked? Sugoi! Thanks, Hurkey! n.n Oh, yeah... (looks at scorch mark on the floor that used to be Kansatsu) Sigh... Full-Life..
Kansatsu: (revived) Took you long enough...
Reviewers Corner:
sora-is-a-hottie: I know it's not something to joke about, I wrote the chapter before it hit the US... Gomennasai... T.T Sorry about your house... that sucks...
TtRavenFan1: Good idea! n.n
Kh Fan: Hmm.. should I free Riku? I'll think about it...
Riku: Think faster!
Tobikunai: Just for that... NO! Haha!
Riku Fangirls: DEATH TO TOBIKUNAI!
Ja ne, minna-sama!
Oh, P.S., if there are any other random anime characters you'd like to see "get the wrong set" in chapter 12, let me know! I might not be able to include them if I've never seen or read the series, but...