Ch. 7

Inuyasha looked at the girl like she was insane, Miroku was just the opposite. The monk had a giant grin on his face.

"No, you can't bear my child," Inuyasha shouted while Miroku shouted happily, "Yes you can."

"No you don't, monk," Sango shouted and pulled Miroku away from the girl.

"Listen," Inuyasha said, making sure he was well away from the 'crazy' woman. "We need somewhere to stay. So can we stay at your village?"

The girl looked like she was trying hold in her excitement in. "Yes," she said, trying to sound calm. "Follow me."

The Inuyasha group followed the new 'crazy lady' to her village. Once they got there, they all noticed that there were only women there. There were human women, full demon women and some half demon women.

Inuyasha looked away very quickly. 'Think of Kagome. Think of Kagome,' he kept telling himself.

Miroku looked like he didn't see them. The other looked at him in surprise.

"Uh, Miroku," Kagome said and waved her hand in his face.

"Miroku, are you alright," Sango asked in concern.

Miroku didn't say any thing; the only movement was his eye twitching a little. Inuyasha walked up to him and poked his arm. Inuyasha took out his Tetsaiga and grabbed the monk's little pony tail.

"Inuyasha," Shippo said quietly.

"What," Inuyasha asked.

"Miroku will kill you if you cut his hair off."

"I bet he won't notice." With that said, Inuyasha cut the monk's pony tail off.

Kagome, Sango and Shippo gasped at what the dog demon had done. Miroku's hair fell lightly down, reaching the bottom of his earlobes. The women all stopped what they were doing and looked towards the monk and hearts literally filled their eyes.

They all surrounded Miroku, ignoring Inuyasha, and glomped him. Miroku looked like he was trying really hard to contain himself, but alas it failed. He let out a loud cheer and put his arms around two of the women and tried to take them somewhere, but Inuyasha stopped him.

"We'll wait up for you, monk," one said seductively and the others followed her into a hut.

Miroku was drooling and tried to follow them, but he ended you dragging Inuyasha slowly towards the hut.

"Hey, guys," Inuyasha called. "I need a little help!"

"I got him," Sango said and hit Miroku hard on top of the head with the boomerang, knocking the monk out.

the next day

Miroku woke up tied to a chair. He looked around and saw his friends surrounding him.

"What happened," he asked and noticed that his hair had been cut off. "And what the hell happened to my hair!"

"Sango had to knock you out," Kagome said.

"And Inuyasha cut your hair off," Shippo added.

Miroku slowly looked at Inuyasha, fire filled his eyes and in the background. "I'm going to kill you, dog boy," Miroku shouted and lounged at the demon, but ended up falling on the floor.

Inuyasha ran behind Kagome. "Monks are scary," he whimpered.

"Don't hide behind me," she said and stepped away from him.

"Don't worry, Miroku," Sango said and pulled him up right. "It'll grow back." Miroku growled lightly.

"Hello," a girl said and walked in. She had aqua blue hair and purple eyes; she was a water demon. "Is Miroku-san alright?"

Miroku smiled wide. "Yes I'm fine, dear," he said, getting hit across the head by Sango.

"Hey, girls, he's alright," she called behind her. About ten girls ran into the hut and surrounded him.

"Oh, man," Kagome said hitting her head lightly.

Miroku could only stare at the women, because Sango had tied his mouth shut to keep him from saying anything.

After a while Miroku's eyes began to get red and blood shot.

"Has Miroku blinked yet," Inuyasha asked.

"Nope," Sango sighed.

Suddenly, out of no-where, Sesshomoru pops up next to Miroku holding a bottle of eye drops.

"For dry, red eyes use Clear Eyes," he said in a monotone voice. "It reduces redness and has the ingredients to moisturize." Then he put two drops in each of Miroku's eyes making them look normal again.

"Wow," the Inuyasha gang, except Miroku, said in unison with no enthusiasm.

"The difference is clear, Clear Eyes." Suddenly Sesshomoru was gone.

Kagome shook her head and blinked a few times. "What just happened," she asked.

"I don't know," Sango said, blinking a few times.

They shrugged and looked back at the monk, who was drooling all over the floor.

"Put him out of his misery," Shippo said.

"Alright," Sango said and knocked Miroku out again.

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A/N: ok my trick didn't work on my readers...oh well hope ya'll enjoyed