Tobikunai: OoOoOoOh, the eeeeevil 13th chapter of DOOM! Bwahahahaha! Yay! I can't wait to do outtakes for my favorite world! Hollow Bastion rules!
Kansatsu: Baka! Quit being stupid and type! Type, I say!
Tobikunai: 9.9 Who died and made you Okashira?
Disclaimer:Let me check... Nope. Still don't own KH.
o-Chapter Thirteen: To the Lift Stop and Beyoooond! ... But Mostly the Lift Stop.-o
-Scene Where the Party Sees the Castle-
Sora: I wonder why... I feel this warmth inside, right here...
Donald:Aw, you're just hungry.
Sora: Y'know what? You're right... (glances at Donald) FIRE! Mmmm roast duck, my favorite...
Goofy: O.O
Sora: What?
Director: CUT!
Sora: Hehe.. that rhymed! n.n What, cut, what, cut!
Director: (Goes to smack his head repeatedly against the wall)
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Sora: I wonder why... I feel this warmth inside, right here...
Random Duck that is Replacing Donald: Aflac!
Sora and Goofy: (blink, blink)
Director: What? It was short notice.
Random Duck: Aflac!
-Scene Where Riku Steals the Keyblade-
Riku: Let the Keyblade chose its true master... (keyblade vanishes and reappears in his hand)
Sora: (sagely) Do not try and bend the Keyblade.
Riku: (wtf?)
Sora: There is no Keyblade.
Riku: (Nani?) There is no... keyblade?
Sora: (nods sagely)
Director: Idiots...
-Scene Where Sora is Fighting Riku the First Time-
Sora: (standing in the Entrance Hall)
Sabor: (Walks in with Donald and Goofy) Quit while you can...
Sora: What the... WHERE'S RIKU?
Director: SABOR! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Sabor: (sigh) Gomen, gomen...
-Scene Where Sora Saves Kairi (A/N: ((Sniff...)) )-
Sora: A keyblade that unlocks people's hearts... I wonder...
Donald and Goofy: Sora, no!
Sora: (scary Soujiro smile)
Riku: (gets up and stabs him from behind)
Sora: Itai...
Riku: Ooops... was that suposed to happen?
Cloud, offstage: AUGH! Save me from the idiots!
Director: Cut! And get a medic in here before I fire you all!
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Sora: (scary Soujiro smile)
Riku: (gets the darkness keyblade before Sora can and stabs himself with it)
Kairi: Mmmgg... (shock!) RIKU!
Sora: Grrrr... Riku!
Riku: What? Didya think I was gonna let you claim all the glory for yourself?
Director: Cut before the fangirls come to murder us!
-Scene Where Ansem First Appears-
Ansem: So you have awakened at last ... (blah blah blah)... keyhole... (blah blah blah)... But now its over.
Kairi: 9.9 God, you really like to hear yourself talk, don't you...
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Ansem: Blah blah... It's over. Get out. Never show your face before me again.
Kairi: (sob) Noooo! Aoshi-sama!
Director: Cut! That's it, no more Rurouni Kenshin for any of you, until I say otherwise! TOBIKUNAI-SAMA, THAT MEANS YOU!
Tobikunai: Noooooooo!
-Scene Where Everyone is Fleeing Hollow Bastion-
Riku: RUN! The Heartless are coming!
Kairi and Donald:(flee)
Goofy: Oh, c'mon guys, they're just Shadows, for pity's sake!
Kairi: (shrug) Yes, but this is a dramatic escape.
Goofy: So?
Kairi: So we have to escape! As in like run away! Baka! Defeat the wimpy shadows? That makes NO sense!
-After Defeating Behemoth-
Aerith: This is our childhood home. We wanted to see it again!
Sora: No it's not.
Yuffie: Yeah huh, it is.
Sora: (very patiently) No.
Leon: (not quite as patiently) Yes.
Sora: But, Aerith was born in Icicle, and Yuffie's from Wutai! Plus, Leon's from somewhere else too, I just don't know where, 'cause Tobikunai-sama hasn't played FF8!
Director: Cut!
-+-Owari-+-
Tobikunai: Whew! That's that! n.n
Kansatsu: Whatever...
Tobikunai: NANI! Is that my copy of RK volume 17? OMG, you got drool all over Sou-chan!
Kansatsu: (shrug) Director-kun said no more RuroKen for you, ne?
Tobikunai: Butbutbut you're RUINING my manga! And Sou-chan's MINE!
Kansatsu: It's a free country.
Tobikunai T.T
Kansatsu: Mehehehehehe...