Ch. 8
Miroku woke up and found himself not tied to a chair and all alone in a room. "Hello," he called out, hearing his voice echo. "Hello?"
The monk looked around wildly and small tears formed in his eyes. "I think I need a hug," he said, with a small sniff.
"Miroku, turn around," he heard Sango's voice say behind him.
Miroku looked behind his back and saw the woman warrior. His eyes grew like a child's eyes, his smile grew and he jumped up and hugged Sango.
"Sango, I missed you so much," he said.
"Right," Sango said rolling her eyes. "You're an idiot."
"But I'm loved."
"Yes." Sango pat Miroku on his head with an emotionless expression on her face. "Yes you are."
The two walked out of the hut and saw Kagome and Shippo waiting for them.
"Where's Inuyasha," Miroku asked.
"He's hiding in a tree," Shippo said.
"I think we should leave," Kagome said in a very frustrated voice. "Now!"
"But I don't wanna," Miroku started, but saw flames fire up right behind her and Sango. "Okay, okay, we can leave."
"Inuyasha, time to go," Kagome shouted.
"THANK GOD," Inuyasha yelled and jumped out of the tree. "Run away!"
"You better," Kagome murmured and the grouped followed the fleeing demon.
a week later
Kagome is back in her time, watching TV when a Clear Eye commercial comes on. Sesshomoru is standing next Miroku holding a bottle of eye drops.
"For dry, red eyes use Clear Eyes," the demon said in a monotone voice. "It reduces redness and has the ingredients to moisturize. He then put two drops in each of the monk's eyes.
It suddenly went to the Inuyasha gang saying, "Wow."
"The difference is clear, Clear Eyes," Sesshomoru said, before disappearing.
Kagome's eyes were big in shock (like this OO). "WHAT THE F," she shouted and ran towards the well and jumped in.
She climbed out of the well and ran towards Inuyasha, who was hanging out in a tree sleeping.
"Inuyasha," she called, but didn't get an answer. "Inuyasha!" She still didn't get and answer. "SIT!"
Inuyasha fell towards the ground and made a small crater in the ground. "What do you want, woman," he yells.
"Do you remember doing a commercial," Kagome asked suddenly calm.
Inuyasha gave her a weird look. "What do you mean?"
Kagome told him about the commercial and Inuyasha's eyes were slowly filling with fire.
"Uh, Inuyasha," Kagome said carefully. "Are you alright?" Inuyasha looked like he was going to explode with anger. "I-Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha gritted his teeth and let out a loud growl. "How come my brother gets a commercial," he yelled loudly.
"Because I'm better looking than you are," Sesshomoru said, walking out of the shadows.
"That's not a reason!"
"Yes it is."
"No it's not!"
"Ya-huh."
"Nu-uh."
"Ya-huh."
"Nu-uh."
"Ya-huh."
"Nu-uh."
"Uh, guys," Kagome said, trying to break the fight up.
"Stay out of this," the two dog demons shouted at her and continued their argument.
Kagome's eyes and the background were filled with fire. She shouted 'Sit' at the top of her lungs that even the people in Kagome's time heard her.
Inuyasha hit the ground so hard, that some of his teeth fell out and he blacked out. Sesshomoru was laughing so hard that tears were filling his eyes. Kagome just slowly turned to looks at him, making the demon quiet his laughter until he was silent.
"Uh," he said looking around. "Oh, l-look at the t-time. I must be leaving." Sesshomoru ran away so fast that no dust even rose from the ground.