Kansatsu: Ahem. Welcome to chapter 14!

Riku: Why is she writing this?

Kansatsu: (points to Tobikunai, who is playing KH and deeply... interested in End of the World)

Tobikunai: SHINY FLOOR SHINY FLOOR SHINY FLOOR! See, look, you take a step, and sparklies come out of the FLOOR! And they're shiny and prettyfull just like SUGAR!

Kansatsu: -.- Boredom. Tobikunai. Candy. Enough said.

Riku: Ah.

Tobikunai: SHINY!

Kansatsu (eye ... twitch) BAM! (hits Tobikunai over the head with a mallet)

Tobikunai: Itai... Kansatsu-kun! I'm supposed to be your boss! How come you're such a bitch to me?

Kansatsu: 'Cause you can't get rid of me or you won't be able to write! n.n

Tobikunai: I hate it when you're right...

Kansatsu: Deal with it, girl!

Disclaimer:

Tobikunai: Can I trade my math homework for KH?

Square-sama: No.

Tobikunai: My book report book?

Square-sama: Nope.

Tobikunai: MY MUSE? (shoves Kansatsu in front of them hopefully)

Square-sama: NO!

Tobikunai: T.T

o-Chapter Fourteen: Apocolypse... Eventually. Aw, Screw it, Let's Do Sidequests!-o

(I noticed that I forgot to add a scene where Sora learns Gravity! Baka authoress! So here it is)

-Scene Where Sora Learns Gravity-

Info Screen Thingy: Attained the power of the stars. Learned the magic spell Gravity.

Sora: OOOOH, sugoi!

Goofy and Donald: (back away slowly...)

Sora: GRAVITY!

Donald: Is it over?

Sora: Umm... sort of.

Donald: Sort of?

Goofy: Gawrsh. It kinda looks like we've been set on a direct collision course... with...the...sun.

Sora: Ooops?

-Scene Where Sora Gets the Spellbinder Keyblade-

Merlin: Here. Take this.

Info Screen Thingy: Sora obtained Spellbinder.

Donald: WHAT? We've been zapped, frozen, and crashed into, not to mention Aerith and Monstro died, the scenery was burned down, and we're on a direct collision course with the sun, all because of his idiocy (a.k.a. magic) and after all that, you want to REWARD him?

Merlin: Well...umm... yeah! There a problem?

Donald and Goofy:(sweatdrop)

-Scene Where Sora Is Talking To Pooh-

Pooh: I'm Pooh.

Sora: (snicker) Umm... who named you?

Pooh: Myself. Why?

Sora: (giggle) Oh, no reason..

-Scene Where Everyone's About to Fight Phantom-

Sora: (flyin' along...) Ano..? Directer-sama? Where's Phantom?

Director: CUT! Phantom, Where the heck are you?

Phantom: (sitting in a corner of the backstage) SNOOOOORE...

Director: PHANTOM!

Phantom: (SNORT) Huh wha-?

Director: (slaps forehead)

Kansatsu: What? That's it? That's got to be the shortest and most unfunny thing you've ever written! And that's saying something.

Tobikunai: Gomen nasai, gomen nasai! I know it was bad, sorry minna-sama! Unfortunatly, this fic is going to have to go on a short haitus, because on the 14th I have to go to my dad's boss's wedding, and if I don't get my ass in gear on my book report, my LA grade is going to take a SERIOUS drop, so I hope you can put up with a lack of updates for a little while... gomen nasai, really! I hope to be ready with the final non-crappy chapter-

Kansatsu: Non-crappy chapter? Written by YOU? Fat chance.

Tobikunai: (glares at her) -by the week of the 18th. Gomen nasai! T.T

Oh, and this is REALLY imoportant! When you review this, let me know if your a Riku fangirl or not! Why? Patience, grasshopper. All shall become clear in due time...

Kansatsu: Frick due time, it's-

Tobikunai: (swiftly claps a hand over her mouth)