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Previously on Stargate SG-1...
"Jack?" a voice asked
He looked up "Nature calls sir, may I be excused?"
General Hammond nodded and Jack dashed out of the room. They all could have sworn that he burst into laughter once beyond the doors...
And now... the continuation!
Jack hurried to a little used storeroom and sat down for a long laugh. He remembered one little detail they had all 'neglected' to mention...
It had started out simply with Sam looking for a 'good' pillow...
"Carter... what the heck are you doing?" as she sent yet another stack of pillows flying
"I'm trying to find a good pillow"
"Why?"
"I can only sleep with a good pillow"
"Why?"
"I don't know" she said with a shrug "I just do"
"I'll help you" he said getting to his feet
"No offense sir, but I don't think you can" she said throwing a pillow "How many did they give us?" she asked frustrated
"CARTER! IT'S A PILLOW! RELAX!"
She looked up "Sorry sir" she mumbled
"Relax, here let's have a pillow fight"
"Uhh... I'll pass but thank you..." she stopped as a pillow came at her. She ducked
"Sir! You're messing up my piles..." she began stepping backwards and tripping over the 'soda pile'. With a yelp, she went down
"Carter?"
Silence greeted him
He was on his way over to her when the light went out and he tripped. One of his arms connecting with Carter's bum...
"HEY!" she screamed lashing out
"Oh my god Carter, I am so sorry!"
"Sir?"
"Yeah, it's me"
"Sorry" she muttered
"That's ok"
They sat there in silence
"Uhh sir?"
"Yeah?"
"Could you move your arm?"
"Right" and with that he scrambled up. A second later, the light went back on and a disappointed looking Jaffa stood in the doorway.
They were all waiting impatiently for Jack to return when the door flew open and he hurried in
"Sorry sir, where was I?"
"You had just retired"
"Right... well... we were waken up by a loud bang..."
Jack jumped to his feet, automatically grabbing his P-90. He glanced over at 'Carter's corner… she was gone. Teal'c was still kelnoreeming in the corner...
"Sir, please, this isn't necessary" Carter cut in
"Oh I think it is," he said recalling the incident
Jack hurried out onto the balcony to see a strange site. Major Carter was holding on for dear life. Beneath her, several hundred feet, was a small portable stove...
"Carter, what the hell is happening?" he asked
"Pull me up sir!" she begged
"He gave her a hand and pulled safely to the top when the stove exploded.
"Major Carter had attempted to bake something... however she used rather unorthodox ingredients to light the stove and it exploded"
Carter looked away, blushing
"Like what?"
She barely looked up "I couldn't find the alcohol to power up the stove so I used a speck of Naquadah… and some beer"
"Beer?" General Hammond asked skeptically
"Apparently together they create a explosion" Jack said
"How on Earth did you get Naquadah?"
"I uhh... disabled a zat'niki'tel sir"
"I see..."
"Anyhow, we went around our day as usual" Jack said taking pity on her
"Nothing unusual happened?"
Jack smiled "I wouldn't say that..."
"Golf clubs!" Jack cried gleefully
"Sir, there isn't a course on here"
"So, we make one"
"I don't think so sir"
He shrugged "So, we dial up any old planet and shoot balls through"
She smiled "That was funny sir"
He grabbed the equipment and headed towards the gate
"Uh... Sir?"
"O'Neill played the game of which you call golf, indeed, he is quite a skillful player" Teal'c put in
"The Asgard gave you a golf course?"
"He used the Stargate"
"What?"
"It is complicated General Hammond" Teal'c explained
"I see"
"Fishing poles!"
Teal'c immediately did an about face and dashed for the hut
"What did I say?" he asked
"Teal'c isn't fond of fishing sir"
"He had a blast at my place!"
"He almost begged me to give him an excuse to leave!"
"Did not!'
"Did too"
He stopped then gave her a big smile "Come with me!" he ordered grabbing two tackle boxes and two rods
"Sir?"
"WE'RE going fishing"
"What?"
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"We also went fishing. Carter is quite the fish sir"
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"JACK, HELP ME!"
Jack eyed the slender figure in the water. The rod looked like it was about to snap
"Reel it in slowly," he said
"Jack, it's HUGE!"
He eyed the fish that was trying to escape Carter's rod. It was at least 20 inches long "Come on!" he called
She pulled the rod and a second later, disappeared from view.
"CARTER!" he yelled throwing down his rod and dashing into the water. A few moments later, he was helping a soaked Carter out of the water
"What do you have in your arms?" he asked curiously
She held up the fish "Caught him!" she said triumphantly
"We then proceeded to make lunch, well, that is I made lunch and Carter and Teal'c took down... I mean put away the supplies..."
"You didn't eat an alien fish did you?" Major Davis asked horrified
"It was a trout sir" Jack said turning to General Hammond
"Continue..."
Carter watched him cook the fish "It's burning" she mentioned
"No, it's going to be well done"
"It's burning"
"Samantha Carter, I've cooking since before you were alive, it's not-"
"O'Neill, your creature appears to be most charred"
"Thanks Teal'c" Jack said sarcastically, turning off the burner
"You are most welcome. Major Carter, there is more edible food in the other room
"Thanks Teal'c" she said gratefully
"Hey, don't diss my fish!" Jack protested
"Too late sir!"
3:00 on P4X-234
Carter had been sunbathing when she heard a scream and Jack dashed for her followed by Teal'c
"Carter, protect me!"
Carter looked up "The Colonel forgot to mention the incident with Teal'c sir"
"Teal'c?" Davis asked surprised
"Indeed" he said stoically
"Sir, what's the matter?"
"I ate Teal'c's ice-cream!"
Carter's eyes widened "So?" she said
"HE WANTED IT"
"Teal'c, what are you doing?" she asked
"Scaring O'Neill, and you Major Carter?"
"Just soaking up a few beams"
Jack suddenly noticed what she was wearing... a one-piece swimsuit that was definitely skimpy
"Whoa Carter..." he muttered, "That is NOT USAF issued swim wear"
She blushed and looked down "Yeah, apparently the Asgard who did... this... doesn't know how to pick out women clothing"
"Clothing?"
She blushed even more "Shorts, tank tops, and lingerie..."
"What happened?" General Hammond's voice broke it
Jack quickly rewound "Umm... I ate his ice cream"
General Hammond raised his eyebrows but wisely did not ask "Continue...'
Dinner drew near. Teal'c was making one his 'famous' Chu'lak dishes. Jack and Sam had gone on to the roof to wait for the stars to come out. Night came early on P4X-234...
"We ate dinner and retired"
Paul Davis looked a bit disappointed but covered it well
Teal'c watched the two humans play a game that they called Speed. It was a most intense, both often declaring one or another was cheating. He shook his head slightly then began his kelnoreeming
11 P.M
"... And I threw the biggest fit... I think I did some complicated math thing about why I need Lucky Charms..."
Jack laughed, "You were a strange kid Carter"
She nodded "Yeah..."
"Hate to leave but if I don't go to sleep soon, I'll never wake up tomorrow"
She nodded again "Night sir" she called
"Night Carter"
Carter watched CO ramble away. With a slight smile, she covered the fire and headed back to the house.
Suddenly SG-1 broke into loud laughter (excepting Daniel of course)
"What?" everyone else demanded
"Well..."
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