Kansatsu: (is gripping the authoresses wrist with one hand and pressing her fingers onto the keyboared with the other) No. I'm making sure you get this chapter written.
Tobikunai: ITAI! I'm not double-jointed, yanno! Matte, dame, my thumb doen't bend like that! ITAI!
Kansatsu: God, this is fun.
Tobikunai: Waaah! GOMENNASAI, MINNA-SAMA! Now make her stop!
Disclaimer:
Kansatsu: You people STILL think Tobikunai-sama owns KH? (mumble: Bunch of headcases...)
Tobikunai: Kansatsu-kun! Don't talk about Square-sama's lawyers that way! ITAI!
o-Chapter Fifteen: SORA'S REVENGE!-o
(A/N: What? Don't tell me you forgot!)
-Scene Where Ansem Talks... and Talks... and Talks-
Ansem: Blah blah blah... in the end, every heart returns to the darkness WHENCE IT CAME! Darkness it the heart's TRUE ESSENCE...
(silence)
(silence)
(yet more silence)
Director: SORA!
Sora: (snoring cutely)
Director: SORA! I'm talking to you!
Sora: (SNORT) FORTY-SEVEN! Huh? Oh, gomen... (ahem) That's a lie.
Riku (offstage): Y'see why I should have been the keyblade master?
-Scene Where Everyone Fights Ansem and His Heartless Guardian-
(Cutscene Ends)
(Ansem... is gone and has been replaced by...)
SPLEE!
(A grey, long eared, hyperactive... cat?)
Waffle: SPLEE!
Sora: WTF? That's the final boss?
Riku: (laughing uncontrolably) I'm an absolute genious! Heeeheee...
Sora and Director: DAMMIT, RIKU!
-Scene Where Sora Fights Ansem and His Heartless Guardian Alone-
Ansem: SUBMIT!
Sora: Eeep! No! I don't wanna be submitededed!
Director: Cut! Jeez Sora, if you're gonna adlib, you could at least use proper grammer!
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Ansem: SUBMIT!
Sora: Eeek! (dodges the attack)
Ansem: Hey... YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DODGE THAT!
Sora: Well... You're a sap-sucker!
Ansem: What... you're a big meanie! (runs off crying)
Director: Oookay then... and that means... what, exactly?
Sora: I dunno.
-Scene Where Ansem Is... Talking Some More. Will It Ever End?-
Ansem: Blah, blah... Look as hard as you are able. You'll not find even the smallest glimmer of light!
Sora: Um... are you sure?
Donald: Yeah, There's a light right there above the door...
Goofy: Plus are eyes are shiny...
Sora: And it looks like your ship-a-ma-bob has little sparklies all over it...
Ansem: Um.. That's umm... there's something wrong with your eyes! Yeah, that's it...
Sora: Plus, if there was no light at all we wouldn't even show up...
Donald: Yeah, It'd be way to dark to see...
Ansem: OK, OK, so its not dark at all! Sheesh!
-Scene Where Sora is Closing the Door-
Riku: Take care of her...
Sora: (nods)
Riku: Wait! I... I have a confession to make... Darkside's not the leader of the MCCRL... I AM!
Sora: Grrrrr! (slams the door down on his fingers)
Director: CUT! Ermm... We'll just do that one later...
-Scene Where Sora and Kairi Get Seperated-
Sora: I'll come back for you!
Kairi: I-I know you will!
(the platforms move farther apart... and Sora falls over the edge...)
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Kairi: I-I know you will! (their grip breaks)
Utada Hikaru: (singing in a high pitched, annoying voice) I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVERS! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES AND THIS IS IS HOW IT GOES! I KNOW A SONG-
Director: CUT!
-Scene Where Sora's Running Down the Road-
Sora: C'mon, lets go! (they start running)
Soujiro: (A few dozen yard away, walking along and singing Journey) Nani ga mitsukeru n' jarou, nani wo mitsukerurenai-
Sora: (Oh crap I can't stop!) LOOK OUT! (Crashes into him)
Sou-chan: Oh, this isn't Meiji Japan? My bad... n.n
Director: Get... a ... sign... on... our... door... right... now...
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Mysterious Voice: Remember, Sora, you are the one who will open the door to the light...
Sora: Oh, whoops... we sorta... closed it. Is that a problem?
(Aaaand now, the moment you've all been waiting for... SORA'S REVENGE!)
-Scene Where Sora is
Closing The Door, Take II-
Riku: Take care of her...
Sora: (nods and closes the door)
Director: Cut. OK, take 5, minna-kun, that's a wrap. (To himself) Whew, It's about time nothing went wrong...
Sora: Kairi, C'mon! I planted a camera-
Director: Hm... wonder what that's all about? Ah well... (shrugs)
(Meanwhile, beyond the door, Riku slowly turns around...)
Hei's Ice Angel: RIKU-CHAN!
X-x-Kara-x-X: Wow, Sora was right!
Riku: Augh! FANGIRLS! Get me outta here!
Shale 101: Nope, doors locked!
xclutchingxmyxcurex: You're staying with us!
vivi-the-fire-bringer: Forever...
HIA: ...and ever...
Kara: ...and ever...
Shale: ...and ever...
xclutchingxmyxcurex: ..and ever!
Vivi: So tough luck!
Fangirls: (GLOMP!)
-+-Owari-+-
Tobikunai: Yokatta! Wait... "Owari"? "Owari"? T.T
Kansatsu: (rolls her eyes) Yup, its the end.
Tobikunai: Butbutbut what about all my happy memories!
Kansatsu: "Happy memories"? Does being chased by a homicidal bomb youkai count as a "happy memory"?
Tobikunai: Oh, that was that one time!
Kansatsu: ...
Tobikunai: Well, anyway, minna-sama, I hope you like Sora's vengence! n.n I'll see you all when KH2 comes out! In the meantime, you can all read my next fic, Castle in the Sky, the Prolouge's already up!
Oh, BTW, when you review, tell me your fave outtake (out of all of them) Why? Well, for the sake of my inflated ego, duh!
Kansatsu: (rolls eyes)
Kansatu-Tobikunai: SAYONARA, MINNA-SAMA