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Previously on Stargate SG-1...

Suddenly SG-1 broke into loud laughter (excepting Daniel of course)

"What?" everyone else demanded.

"Well..."

And now... the continuation!

"O'Neill!" Teal'c began "I would advise you to say nothing"

"Teal'c?" Daniel asked looking at the man. He actually looked alarmed!

Jack grinned, "Why buddy? Have something to hide?"

"As do you O'Neill" Teal'c reminded him. Jack's smirk disappeared instantly.

"What the heck are the two of you talking about?" General Hammond demanded.

"Umm... nothing General... just a little thing between me and my buddy" Jack said throwing Teal'c a pleading glance.

"Indeed" Teal'c said with a small smile.

Carter bent her head to conceal her smile. She knew what incidents they were referring to... and have documentation, which was unknown to the two men. She eyed the two pictures in her lap. One revealed one large Jaffa attired in a very large pink tutu while Jack was similarly attired in a bright purple one...

"Carter... what's that?"

Carter had looked up, "Those are tutus sir"

"Why'd the Asgard give us those?"

She shrugged "Your guess is as good as mine"

Jack staggered back over to the corner where he and Teal'c were drinking what he had christened "Tapples"

These 'apples' looked and were shaped like its namesake, however, you merely had to pierce the thick skin and a clear liquid ran out. Jack and Teal'c had tried it and it was soon found out it was like beer. A clear beer that was a lot more powerful. One 'Tapple' had made Jack woozy and three had made Teal'c succumb. The two of them were reminiscing about their childhoods.

Sam grinned and turned back to her pile sorting. There were games, clothes, swimsuits, movies, a DVD player with a few DVD's, tape, rope, thread, tons of bedding supplies, and a room full of food. She was trying to find the boxes of blue jello... hey a girl had to have something, when she heard her name called

"Sir?"

"What's ballet?"

"It's a type of dancing," she said slowly. She knew the Colonel knew what ballet was... Even Teal'c knew!

"Show us a move"

"Sir?"

"Go on Carter... show us how to a pirouette"

Carter eyed him suspiciously but slowly obeyed

"Nice"

She smiled, "Thanks"

"That does not look difficult to do. You say people get paid to do that?" Teal'c asked disabelievingly

"It's harder then it looks Teal'c, and there are many, many moves..." she began wondering why she was bothering to explain this

"Come on Teal'c!" Jack cried enthusiastically "Let's try"

To Carter's great surprise, the Jaffa nodded and stood up "What color would best suit me O'Neill?"

"Pink definitely!" Jack announced a moment later "I'll go with purple"

Carter quickly averted her eyes as they began to change 'ok, this is freaky' she thought

"Carter, what are you going to wear?"

"I think I'll pass..." she began when they both insisted she try something on. She reluctantly put on a black leotard

"Ok, now, teach us something..." Jack 'asked'

She sighed, "Ok, so you lift your arms like this..." she said demonstrating

"Like so Major Carter?" Teal'c asked

"Yes. Ok, now..."

An hour later...

Jack was snoring loudly while Teal'c was peacefully kelnoreeming. Sam tiptoed in. Snapping a quick photo she hurried out before her presence was detected.

"Major Carter, are you alright?"

Sam's head snapped up "I'm fine sir" she said automatically

"The General wants to know if anything happened we went to bed"

Carter darted a quick dance at the second photo. It showed her and her CO playing... Apples to Apples...

"Disgusting" Carter read

Jack and Teal'c both laid their cards down

She grabbed them "The Dump" she nodded "I agree"

"Read my card!" Jack whined

"Mud... I go with Teal'c's"

"That's not fair! You always pick him!"

Carter secretly wondered if they had all taken a 'become a kid again' pill. With a sigh she said, "Yes, I pick him because he has the best cards!"

Jack looked like he was about to pout when Teal'c read "Memorable"

Jack had his card down in a flash while Carter took her time

"My first kiss and The Solar System" Teal'c read. He promptly handed the card to Carter

"Teal'c!"

"I prefer Major Carter's card," he said evenly.

"Oh... My first kiss..." Jack teased, "And when was that?"

"I was 16" she said hoping that would stop him. It didn't...

"And who was it?"

"Your turn sir" she said turning a dark red

"Carter... don't hold back..." Jack urged

"The card is Boring" Carter read.

"It's my turn!" Jack muttered monetarily distracted

Carter quickly threwthe card at him. Teal'c seemed undecided but finally laid one down

He looked at the cards "HEY!" he protested

"What?" Carter inquired

He showed her. 'The Simpson's' and 'Fishing'

She giggled

"No giggling," he said automatically

Teal'c stood up "I must begin my kelnoreeming" he said

Jack nodded "How many do you have?" he asked looking at Carter

Teal'c smiled at they counted their cards, Major Carter winning easily. He took a picture with one of the cameras the Asgard had provided. Unknown to the two Tau'ri, he been taking many photos... However, Major Carter had requested this one so he had obliged her.

"Umm… no sir, we played a game then hit the hay"

She looked over at Jack who mouthed 'Literally'. They had placed a inflatable mattress on top of two hay bales... the groud was just to covered!

She felt her pocket. Inside were 42 more wonderful pictures she could use to blackmail her CO with sometime in the future

"Ok, day two passes successfully..." Major Davis said not missing the glances SG-1 was throwing each other "What happened next?"

"Well..." Carter began "Day three. We all slept in late..."

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip a dee ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headed my way.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip a dee ay"

Carter rolled over to see her CO singing that annoyingly cheerful song.

"Sir? It's like 5:00 a.m," she pleaded

"Not a morning person Carter?"

She rolled her eyes

"Oh and it's... 9:32"

"What?" she demanded sitting up "It's not!"

He tossed her a watch "Oh but it is..."

She groaned as the digital display agreed, "Wow, how late was I up?"

"11.00 or so"

"I haven't slept in this late since I broke up with Jonas" she muttered

Jack handed her a cup of coffee "Starbucks brew. The Asgard like to keep us happy"

She snuggled closer to her pillow "Go away. I want to sleep"

"Carter! Talk to your CO like that!" he said with mock disapproval

She pulled a blanket over her head and sipped her coffee, hoping he would get the message and leave...

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah..." he tried

Under the blanket she allowed herself to grin "That's Jack" she whispered

Everyone watched as Major Carter unconsciously began to hum the tune that every American knows..."Zip-a-dee-doo-dah..."

General O'Neill thought back to one time, about 25 years ago... when the same girl had sung the song... He just smiled and cleared his throat

She looked up "Sorry sir"

"That's alright Major"

She nodded "Should I continue?"

"Please"

"Ok… So day three..."

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah... that silly song is stuck in my HEAD

Obviously it has influenced my writing... oh.. the ballet part? blame it on my mom. It's the first time she's shown any interest in my stories and she suggested it so... yeah... this chapter is quite as funny, but, I think you'll like the next chapter!

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