Ch. 10

Down in the under world Inuyasha woke up on a nice, soft and comfortable bed.

"Where am I," he asked himself. His hand stroked across the sheets and noticed that it was red silk. "Oo, silky," he said with a childish grin. He looked towards the pillow and picked it up and saw that it was fluffy and red. He rubbed it across his face and smiled. "Oo, fluffy."

Suddenly he was pushed and he slid off the bed and hit his head on the ground. "Ouch, hard," he said like a little kid who had a cut.

"Now, Inuyasha, what did I say about rubbing things other than me," he heard a familiar voice say.

Inuyasha slowly looked up and saw Miroku looking over the bed with no shirt on. His eyes went huge.

"M-Miroku," he said. "Wh-what are you doing with out a shirt?"

"That's not the only thing I don't have on," Miroku said with a wink, making Inuyasha shudder in disgust. "And I'm not the only one with no clothes on either." Miroku pointed down at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha looked down at himself. His eyes went bigger than saucers as he saw himself with absolutely no clothes on. He slowly looked up at Miroku. "What did we do," he asked hoping the monk would say 'nothing'.

"Don't you remember? I do. It was the best sex I had ever had."

Inuyasha yelled at the top of his lungs, waking up again, still yelling. He stopped and panted. Sweat covering his body. He looked around and saw that it was the same surroundings.

'Oh no,' he thought.

"Inuyasha, what's wrong," he heard a familiar wolf demon's voice ask. Inuyasha slowly looked beside him and saw Koga sitting up on one arm looking at him. "Did you have a bad dream?"

Inuyasha yelled at the top of his lungs again and woke up in a different setting. He looked around and noticed it looked like a cave, but there was a bed he had been lying on with no one in it.

"Thank god," he sighed in relief. Inuyasha looked down and checked himself to make sure that he had clothes on and nothing was wrong with his man-hood and sighed again in relief.

"Well, well, you're finally awake," he heard someone say. He looked towards the entrance of the room and saw a very pretty demon lady standing there. She had flowing brown hair and dark golden eyes. "My love, it's good to see you," she said and walked up to him.

Inuyasha looked away quickly and hit his head lightly and repeated to himself, 'Think of Kagome. Think of Kagome.'

"Inuyasha," she whispered in his ear. He slowly looked towards her, his nose brushing against hers. His face went as red as a tomato. "Can I ask you something?"

"No," he said in a very small voice.

"Can I bear your child?"

"Heck n-," Inuyasha was cut short when she suddenly kissed him.

She pinned him down to the bed and gave the hanyou another kiss, but with so much lust that it could fill a football stadium. Inuyasha suddenly felt something jabbing his stomach. He pushed the demoness off him and looked at her in surprise.

"Please tell me there's something in you pocket," Inuyasha almost pleaded.

The 'woman' glared at him and sat up, straddling him. "I don't have pockets," 'she' said slowly, almost a growl. "I'm a hermaphrodite."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm a gender confused woman."

"Does…Does that mean y-you have b-both parts?"

"Yes!"

"OH MY GOD, GET OFF ME!"

with the other three

"Where do you think Inuyasha would be held," Kagome asked.

"I don't know," Miroku said. "But I bet whatever took him probably has him locked up in a bedroom."

"Why do you say that," Sango asked, eyeing him suspiciously.

"The dirt talked to me when I met it."

"Miroku, dirt doesn't…"

"Don't finish that sentence," Kagome cut in. "The dirt will bite you, too."

"You two are crazy," Sango sighed. "Now seriously where is…"

"OH MY GOD, GET OFF ME!" They heard Inuyasha yell from a room farther down the hall.

"He's down here," Miroku said and ran down the hall, Kagome following after him.

"Why can't I get a word in anymore," Sango asked quietly and followed after them.

When they got to the room where Inuyasha was being held up at, they just stared at the site. Their jaws hit the floor. Inuyasha was tied to the bed, his shirt was in the process of being ripped off, and there was a 'demoness' on top of him.

Fire slowly filled Kagome's eyes as she was trying to contain her anger. "Inuyasha," she said so slowly that it almost took 30 seconds to say.

"K-Kagome, this isn't what it looks like," Inuyasha said in a little kid voice.

"S…"

"Kagome…"

"I…"

"Please."

"T…"

"I'm begging you."

"SIT!"

Inuyasha went through the bed and hit the hard ground, the 'woman' still on top of him.

"Uh, Kagome," Sango said in a frightened voice. "I think Inuyasha is innocent."

"What!"

"H-he was tied down to the bed."

"He was?" Kagome looked towards the bed and noticed that his hands where tied to the bed. "Oh my God, Inuyasha!" Kagome ran towards the bed and pulled the male/female demon off the dog demon like it weighed nothing. "Oh, Inuyasha, I'm so sorry," she said and untied him from the bed and pulled him up.

"It's okay," Inuyasha said his eyes in swirls (like this ). "You didn't know."

"Come one lets get out of here," the monk said.

The others nodded and made there way towards the door, but the … uh … 'woman' …err … 'male' … demon thing blocked their way.

"Where do you think you're going," It asked.

"Get…out…of…our…way," Kagome said slowly, fire returning to her eyes.

"Why should I?"

More fire than ever filled Kagome's eyes as she slowly walked up the demon and stared it in the eyes.

"Because," the human girl said. "HE IS MINE AND MINE ONLY B!" With that Kagome punched it so hard that the 'it' demon went through the wall. "Come on guys lets get out of here."

The three nodded in fear and followed the angry Kagome.

'Kagome is scary when she's supper angry,' Inuyasha thought. 'Wait a minute. Did she say I was hers?'

"Uh, K-Kagome," Inuyasha said, still scared of Kagome being angry.

"Yes," Kagome asked. She sounded like she wasn't angry anymore.

"Uh, why did you say I was yours?"

"Because you are mine; you are in my group, which make you mine."

"Miroku is yours, too, right?"

"Something like that."

"Good to hear that," Miroku said with a smile. "Now will you bear my child?"

Kagome slapped his cheek, making a red spot appear. "Not on your life, buster…"

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I apologies for insulting anyone for this chapter. I really do. Please don't hurt me.