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Previously on Stargate SG-1...

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"We ate dinner and went to bed sir"

General Hammond looked over at Carter as if she was to confirm this.

"Yes sir, we ate then we went to... bed" she said studying a speck of dust of the table...

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"Truth or dare"

"Dare"

Jack thought about this for a second, "Open all the boxes of blue jello and dump it on the floor"

"Chicken" she said instantly.

A wicked gleam came into his eyes, "Or skinny dipping..."

Her eyes opened wide...

And now... the continuation!

"NO, NO, NO!" she protested.

He grinned, "Jello or 'dippin'"

"We could be here for weeks" she mumbled looking over at the jello. 10 little boxes of jello was all that remained...

"So...?"

"I'm thinking!"

Jack leaned back. He knew in the end, she'd go for the jello but...

"Chicken"

He looked up, "What?"

"I'm doing chicken"

He was on his feet a second later, "Are you crazy?"

"You think I'm wasting that precious blue powder?" she retorted.

He tried not to choke. Carter, nude... oh my...

She grabbed a towel, "Let's go"

Three minutes later, the three people had reached the shore. Teal'c hung back a bit, clearly not understanding WHY ' Major Carter HAD to do this'. Four years among the Tau'ri still hadn't made him understand them much better.'

"Ok Carter"

Carter jumped in. A second later, a shirt went flying on to the beach followed by a pair of shorts then some undergarments.

"You're cheating!" Jack hollered.

She swum a few strokes then yelled, "Turn around sir!"

"What?" he asked not thinking clearly.

"I'm NOT getting out with you looking now turn PLEASE"

Jack turned and heard the water 'swish' as his 2ICexited the water.

"Ok, now you can look sir"

He looked up only to have Carter brush past him, clothes in one hand, her other hand holding the towel closed.

Jack mouth parted slightly. That towel hugged her JUST right...

"O'Neill, are you all right?"

"Absolutely" was all he could say.

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"So, nothing spectacular happened the next day?"

Jack choked, "Umm, no sir"

"Jack, are you holding out on me?" Daniel demanded

"No!" Jack insisted.

He looked skeptical.

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"Where you going?" Jack asked watching Carter slip on flip-flops.

"Check in sir"

"In flip-flops?"

"Yes sir, all the socks are grotesque"

"Thor forgot those?"

"Yes sir"

"Jack" he corrected.

"Ok, well, I'll be back before 3:00 sir"

"I'm coming with you," he said leaping to his feet.

She paused with her hand on the 'doorknob', "Sir?"

"I'm coming with you" he repeated grabbing his canteen.

She nodded, "Let's go"

Teal'c waited until they were several hundred yards before he laid down his book and followed them...

Carter dialed the gate quickly. Nothing.

"Ready to go?"

He nodded.

"Let's go"

Teal'c grinned. Roadblock. They would bypass the huge rock he had rolled onto the path and fall into the pit. It was deep enough that would they would hurt themselves; he had softened it with leaves, but it was deep enough that they would have to stay there until he 'rescued' him.

"OWW!"

"Carter, you ok?"

"Fine sir, what was that?" she asked looking around.

"It looks like we are in a pit"

"I knew that sir. How'd it get here?"

He shrugged and dug in his pockets. "I have a game boy, a yoyo, and aknife"

"The knife. I liketo whittle" she said

"Really?" he asked tossing it over.

She nodded, "It gives me something to do," she said giving him a smile. She stopped and examined it closer. "It's a Swiss army knife."

"So?"

"It's red..."

"Sir, did you know Jack was on TV?" Carter said wickidly

"Carter!" Jack protested.

She smirked. Now they were even.

"Really? What?" Daniel asked eagerly.

"MacGyver..."

"Oh for cryin' out loud Carter, you're not starting that nonsense again are you?"

She eyed him, "Did you major in Physics sir?"

"I know a bit..."

"Yes!" she cried.

"What?"

"Your autograph sells for like 50 bucks. I could make a killing"

"What?"

"You give me a few hundred and I sell them... get a couple thousands... and take Cassie and I shopping... this could be fun..."

"CARTER!"

She looked up, "Why do you pretend to be dumber then you really are?"

"Did you just call me dumb?"

She rolled her eyes, "Come on... Jack..."

"Fine, my life in a nut shell. I was approached YEARS ago with an offer to do a TV show. I met Sara my sixth year into it. I stopped because she didn't like my 'kissing other women'. I was in Black Ops before that so I went back to that. My life, the end"

She tossed the knife back, "I lied, I hate whittling"

Teal'c appeared above them, "Do you require some assistance O'Neill?"

"A hand would be nice"

Teal'c tossed a rope down. The two were out minutes later. "Thanks buddy"

"You are welcome"

Carter hugged him, "How convenient that you had a rope" she said innocently.

"I have learned to be prepared when dealing with you" he said with a small smile.

"Let's go home," Jack suggested.

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"Ok, dialed the gate, came home, ate dinner, went to bed and woke up. That ends day four and begins day five" Jack said trying to ignore everyone's stares.

General Hammond nodded, "Start with day five now"

They had hamburgers for dinner. Sam ate hers while bemoaning the fact her laptop had died. After dinner, they washed up then gathered in the living room for a good ol' game of Monopoly. It stretched into the wee hours of the morning, Sam winning easily.

"Carter, have you played this before?"

Carter rolled the dice and made it safely on to the starting place. "You owe me 200 bucks and yes, a few times"

Jack eyed the board. Her hotels covered two -thirds of the board, while he and Teal'c shared the other third.

'O'Neill you owe me 1200 dollars" Teal'c announced.

Jack sighed and forked over the money,

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"Colonel?"

Jack's head snapped up, "Sir?"

"Day five?"

He flushed, "Right, sorry sir, ok..."

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