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Previously on Stargate SG-1...
"Colonel?"
Jack's head snapped up, "Sir?"
"Day five?"
He flushed, "Right, sorry sir, ok..."
And now... the continuation!
"Day 5..."
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After Monopoly, Everyone to bed like good little adults.
Up and early the next day, SG-1 faced an interesting problem.
"What do we do?" Sam asked looking around
"What?" Jack asked with a yawn.
"What do we do today?" she repeated.
Jack shrugged.
"Major Carter, do you require entertainment?" Teal'c asked coming into the room.
"Kind of. What do you have in mind?"
"I believe the humans on this planet much enjoy throwing balls... correct?"
"I guess," she said dubiously.
"I have found such a game..."
Later...
"Wow Jack!"
"STRIKE!" the game cheered.
Carter grabbed the ball and tossed it. It hit three.
"Carter... I would have thought an Astrophysicist could bowl better then that" Jack jeered.
She made a face and bowled again. The remaining pins fell down. "Better?"
Teal'c quickly demolished all the pins.
Carter watched as her CO took his turn. Teal'c had found one of those kid-bowling games. It was a fairly nice one, complete with mat, 10 full size pins and a correct size bowling ball and an automated scoring system.
"Gutter!" the game called.
Jack scowled. "What are you laughing at Carter?"
"Nothing sir!"
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"Colonel?"
"Yes sir?"
"What are you doing?"
Jack looked down to see that he had carved a heart into the briefing table with his knife. He instantly folded it and stuffed it into his pocket. He looked up at Carter. She winked at him.
General Hammond sighed, "Continue..."
"Ok, so we go for check in..."
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"You and Teal'c go check the gate. I want to rest"
Carter paused mid stroke. "Sir?"
"What?"
"Did you say you wanted to rest?"
He nodded, "Yeah"
She eyed him suspiciously, "What are you up to Sir?"
"Nothing!" he said quickly.
She pulled herself out of the pond, water dripping off her black suit. "Sir, If I come home and find you put a frog on my bed, I will kick your..." she stopped, and hurried over to the cabin.
Jack stared after her, "Great view" he muttered.
Teal'c appeared on the balcony with a towel. She accepted and disappeared into the house. Five minutes later, the two people headed for the gate. Jack grinned. Let the games begin!
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"Carter... went to check in and I... fixed the house"
Carter snorted. Loudly.
"Major?" Hammond questioned.
"Nothing sir" she said quickly, "Nothing at all" she said glaring at him.
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Jack surveyed his handiwork. Excellent. Now it was time to help those kids out of that net he had rigged...
"Teal'c? This really isn't comfortable"
"I agree."
Sam sighed and looked around. They were suspended about 6 feet from the ground inwhat appeared to be anindestructible net. They had been there for overhour...
"I'm going to kill him" she muttered.
Jack chose that minute to appear. "Hey guys"
Carter gave him a murderous look.
"Ok, Carter, don't be mad"
"It is not just Major Carter is annoyed, I am as well"
"Teal'c, look at me. You'll understand. Forgiven?"
Teal'c considered this then nodded. "Agreed"
"Teal'c!" Carte protested.
"Come on Carter, let's go," Jack pleaded.
Carter sighed and reluctantly followed him.
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Carter was still glaring at him.
"Jack, what exactly did you to do the house?" Daniel asked curiously noting the glances Carter was sending to his friend.
"I fixed it up. Just like I said"
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"Sir..."
Jack grinned. He had searched the many rooms and finally found it. The game room. Pin ball machines, ball pit, TV, playstation, games...He had arranged everything perfectly. He smiled. No pranks or anything. What was Carter thinking? He wasn't always playing jokes! He could be nice once in a while... He was about to leave when he spotted a box. His eyes widened... No one said today was the day to be nice...
Carter looked around the room, "Sir, this is... this is great!"
"All forgiven?"
"Yes sir" she said.
"You haven't seen YOUR game room"
"MY game room?" she asked suspiciously.
He gestured to the next room. She walked in slowly. Laptops everywhere, a computer, books..."
"Sir, this is... wonderful" and with that she threw her arms around him. He felt a twinge of guilt for what he had done...
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"Jack, details"
"Oh I'd be happy to provide you with them later Daniel" Carter spat out.
"Caaarrttterr, it was for Teal'c! Scouts honor!"
"You weren't a scout Jack. You told me that..."
"Daniel!"
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Carter went humming to the bathroom. Quickly stripping, she hurried into the shower. A second later she screamed loudly.
Jack winced. "Whoops"
Carter came out three minutes later.
"MAJOR CARTER?" Teal'c nearly shouted.
Carters once blond head was now a unique shade of blue...
She held out her hand. "The shampoo and conditioner sir"
He picked up the two bottles and gave them to her.
She turned and marched back to the bathroom.
Seven minutes after that, she walked out, her hair only the ultra lightest shade of blue.
"Sir, I think you should wash the shower"
He nodded, "Ok"
A second later a satisfying thud and scream was heard. Teal'c and Carter hurried over to watch.
Earlier...
Carter grabbed the can of shaving cream and sprayed it over a few feet of floor. She dragged the slip 'n' slide over then at the end, the 'coup de grace' a container full of water balloons filled with kool aid water... the same blue he had used on her.
Jack thought as he slipped on the 'cream that he would never, ever do another prank on her...
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General Hammond grimaced. His lead team were glaring at each other. Well, Jack and Major Carter were.
"What the heck is going on?"
"Major Carter pulled a mean prank on me while I was there"
"You were the one who suspended Teal'c and I mid air..."
"You dyed my hair-"
"You guys!" Daniel shouted.
They looked over at him, "What?" they demanded.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"I'd like to know too" Paul Davis said with an eager glance at General Hammond.
They both froze, "General, Right after that we went to check in and then we came home and ate and day six began" Jack said rapidly.
"Colonel..."
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Carter giggled as she watched her CO stand up slowly obviously afraid she had another trap set. He was right. A pail of freezing cold water poured over him.
"Carter, anything I ever said about you needing a life, I take back"
She laughed, delighted with the success of her plan. "Yes sir"
They ate dinner that night thoughtfully. The three were all tired out, or so they thought...
"O'Neill, what are those?"
"Those are jet skis," Jack said lazily looking down at the beach. "I never saw those" he commented.
"Nor have I. I believe the Asgard must have provided them while we were gone"
"Yeah, cool"
"What do they do?"
"Well..."
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"What exactly did you DO Colonel that day?" General Hammond asked.
Jack grinned, "We jet skied!"
"Colonel, what about day six?" Paul Davis asked.
Jack and Carter suddenly looked down while Teal'c began to chuckle.
"Colonel?"
Jack groaned, "Sir, I'd rather not say..."
"That wasn't a request"
Jack sighed, "Well..."
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