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Previously on Stargate SG-1...
"Colonel, what about day six?" Paul Davis asked eagerly.
Jack and Carter suddenly looked down while Teal'c began to chuckle.
"Colonel?"
Jack groaned, "Sir, I'd rather not say..."
"That wasn't a request"
Jack sighed, "Well..."
And now... the continuation!
"I believe I would be more capable of narrating these events" Teal'c's deep, rich voice began.
"Teal'c!" Both appealed.
"I'll never make a disparaging remark about junior again, I swear!" Jack promised.
"And I'll watch the Star Wars marathon with you. Again" Sam said with a slight grimace.
"Teal'c, Please continue" Hammond 'requested'.
Teal'c eyed the two members of SG-1 and gave them a barely noticeable nod. They sighed with relief. Teal'c, their old friend, would give the watered down version...
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Teal'c crept into the 'bedroom' in which O'Neill was residing. He insisted he was a light sleeper but on this occasion, he continued to slumber. Teal'c grabbed the edges on the sleeping bag and ever so slowly began pulling...
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"I locked Major Carter and O'Neill in a room"
"Why?" everyone who was unaware of this event, demanded.
"Because. I wish too"
Daniel eyed him. He knew Teal'c wasn't a vengeful man. Maybe he was planning on giving them alone time. Oh my god. Alone time. He darted looks at Jack and Sam. They didn't LOOK like they had... you know...
"Daniel? Are you ok?"
He gulped hard, "Fine"
Carter shook her head, "You look like I just announced I was pregnant"
Daniel let out a strangled noise. Did she just say she was pregnant? This was court martialable! Maybe they could plead insanity...
Davis and Hammond reached the same conclusion. "Major Carter? What transpired during your 'lock up'?" he said with a face that let them know he was ready for anything. Even if they were going to admit they had...
Jack and Carter glared at Daniel and turned to face their CO. "Nothing" they said simultaneously.
"Nothing?" Major Davis asked.
"Nothing..."
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Teal'c arranged the sleeping couple to his satisfaction. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. He rubbed it again. He hurried out, locked the door, and hurried into the bathroom. Once there, he eyed his chin. There was a 'goatee' on it. Major Carter and O'Neill had glued it on after he had consumed too many of the 'Tapples'. His revenge was complete... He laughed.
Sam woke up at the sound of the Jaffa's laughter. She turned around and gasped. Her half naked CO was next to her, his arm thrown casually across her rear. She slapped it and he woke up.
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"Teal'c, why are you smiling?"
Teal'c rubbed his goatee and looked meaningfully at the two guilty culprits. "I am not smiling Daniel Jackson"
"You were"
"Indeed I was not Daniel Jackson"
"Yeah you were"
"I was not"
"Uh huh..."
"Dr. Jackson!" General Hammond 'asked ,' "What is the matter?"
Daniel knew he was acting childishly but he couldn't help but feel annoyed that he had missed yet another SG-1 'moment'. He quickly apologized to Teal'c who nodded his understanding.
"Continue..."
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"Carter!" Jack complained automatically rolling over. He promptly froze. "What the heck am I doing here?"
"I was just about to ask you that" she said icily.
He was on his feet. "I uhh..." he said trying the door. His face expressed puzzlement. He kicked it then tried the knob again. The door was locked.
"Teal'c!" he called, "Help! We are locked in"
"I am aware of this. You shall be for quite sometime. Any attempts to leave will be met with resistance"
"Teal'c! What kind of cr..."
"Sir..."
"...Garbage are you trying to pull?"
"Nothing O'Neill. This is my revenge"
"For wh..." Jack began, "Oh"
Teal'c laughed. "I have left substance for you both. Enjoy"
Jack stared at Sam with complete astonishment. "What's the matter with Teal'c?" he demanded.
"I don't he is as mad as he is in a matchmaking mood" Carter said shrewdly.
"Match making?"
"Teal'c. He's a romantic at heart"
"How do you know that?"
She rolled her eyes, "Nine chick flicks"
"TEAL'C?"
"Yes, he does like something other then Star Wars and Indiana Jones"
"TEAL'C?"
She laughed.
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"I don't understand Teal'c. You locked them up for no reason?"
"That is correct General Hammond"
"Why in tarnation would you do that?"
"I was unentertained and thought this might help"
"He means bored" Jack interpreted.
"I see"
Everyone could see that the General was still at loss over why the Jaffa would do such a thing but shrugged. "Continue"
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"10:00"
"I'm hungry"
"So eat"
"Carter, stop playing with that and play with me" he paused. "Ok, that sounded wrong"
"Yes sir"
"Are you mad at me?"
"It WAS your idea to glue it to him"
"You helped"
"You ordered me too"
He blushed, "I guess I did didn't I?"
"Yes sir"
"Oh come on... It could be worse!"
"I don't see how. We are trapped in here for at LEAST 10 more hours!"
"What do you want to do?"
"Play with my laptop"
"That's BORING"
She ignored him.
"Please... we can play... Puss wants a corner?"
She didn't bother to dignify that with a reply.
"Tag"
"Come on Carter... TAG! Please?"
"No"
"PLEASE?"
"No!"
With a quick move, he jerked the laptop out of her arms. "Play or I'll drop it"
"Sir!"
"Come on Carter... 30 minutes..."
"Sir, are you ok?"
"Fine, why?"
"TAG?"
He sighed, "I like Tag!"
She giggled.
He slapped her shoulder, "You're it!"
Teal'c watched them run around the room, constantly touching each other and yelling 'You're it'. He did not understand the purpose of such a game. Jaffa children only played games that were pleasing to the 'Gods', which meant training exercises.
He sighed and watched them relax then begin to talk; they had no such luxury on Earth. While the fight against the Goa'uld was indeed important to him, he couldn't help but wish they could remain there for a substantial amount of time. These warriors deserved a chance at happiness...
"Favorite Female Alien"
"Umm... Lya" Jack said hastily.
"I like Lya too"
"Favorite male alien"
Carter paused, "Thor"
"Not your Dad?"
She frowned at him, "He's not an alien"
"Right..."
"You sir?"
"Thor"
"Actually I change my answer. Teal'c"
"Teal'c doesn't count Carter"
She giggled.
"Favorite male alien who had a crush on you"
She paused. "Can't answer that sir"
"Come on... Narim or Martouf?"
"Sir, you know with Jolinar I..."
"Daniel said Narim had a love meter thing," Jack said slowly in a neutral tome of voice.
"Kind of"
"And that he kissed you"
"I was attracted to him sir"
"But now?"
"I can't. Jolinar made such an imprint on my mind that..." she stopped. "How did we get on this anyways?"
"Your idea"
"Was not"
"Was too"
"Wait, you were talking to Daniel about me and Narim?"
He squirmed, "We were uh... both drunk and uhh..."
She frowned.
"Hey look, I'm sorry"
She looked at her watch and groaned "11:20"
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"So?"
Teal'c looked up, "I apologize General Hammond. I was deep in thought"
"That's fine Teal'c. How long did you leave them in there?"
"Until approximately 2000 hours"
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"3:00 and all is well"
Carter took a bite of her burrito and tried to ignore her CO.
"Carter, all you have to do is beg and Teal'c will let us out"
"I don't think so sir"
"Come on..."
She shook her head.
"Whatcha reading?" he tried.
"A mystery, now Shh"
"Who's it by?"
"Elizabeth Peters"
"What's it called?"
"My dear Emerson, be quiet!" she quoted.
He sighed and grabbed a book at random. "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh?" he asked.
Carter barely lifted her eyes off the page. The poor Colonel. There was so little good reading material and...
"I love this book!"
She shook her head.
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"O'Neill much enjoys 'The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"
Jack began shaking his head, "No, I only read it to bother Carter, honestly"
"What happened when you let them out?"
He smiled...
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At Eight O'clock exactly, the door opened and the tall Jaffa appeared.
"Follow me"
They obediently rose and followed him. He led them outdoors and down into the beach. They stared into the middle of the lake with astonishment.
"Oh Teal'c, you shouldn't have" Carter said staring at it.
He smiled. "I wished too"
"It's great T!"
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"What is it that you did?"
Teal'c looked up, "It is in fact a secret"
"Trust me, I'll keep it hush hush" Hammond 'urged'.
"Well..."
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And now... the continuation...
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"TEAL'C!"
Jack and Sam suddenly realized what this must be sounding like. Explaining a candle light dinner would NOT be easy...
"Major, Colonel, please leave Teal'c alone"
"General!" Carter appealed. "Please"
Daniel leaned forward, "Something to hide Sam?"
Sam frowned at the look of glee on his face. "No Daniel, I just..." she paused and looked helplessly at Jack.
"Spacemonkey, if you EVER want to look at an interesting ruin for more then five minutes, shut up"
Daniel lapsed into a sulky silence.
"Teal'c..." General Hammond warned.
"I will continue General..."
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There was a raft like thing bobbing in the middle of the lake. On it was a small table and two chairs. Plates and bowls wobbled precasriously on the table. As they watched, a candle went out.
"Mount the jet skis"
"Teal'c... what are you doing?"
He smiled myteriously, "Nothing O'Neill"
Carter looked down at her attire. She was wearing denim shorts and a tanktop. Jack was wearing shorts and a thin t-shirt.
"Teal'c, I think our clothing might be a bit cool..." she began when Teal'c tossed them two sweat shirts.
"Thanks" she said pulling it on quickly.
"Let us depart." Teal'c said ushering them to the Jet Skis. Jack and Carter got on theirs still wondering what Teal'c was doing,
He got on his 'ski "Let's go"
They followed him to the platform. Teal'c turned off his and helped Sam onto the platform. Jack hopped off.
"What is this?"
"I have made you dinner"
"Why?"
Teal'c looked hurt, "I need an excuse O'Neill?"
"No... but"
"I will be back..."
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"I made dinner for Major Carter and O'Neill. That is all that transpired"
"Really?" someone asked.
Everyone looked up surprised only to see Walter in the doorway.
"Saeargent?"
"I uhh... just came to give these to you sir" he said flushing while handing the General some papers.
"Thank you, dismissed"
Teal'c struggled to hide a smile. The technician was correct. That was not all that had transpired.
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Teal'c watched as the talk grew more and more intense. Suddenly, Jack leaned over and kissed her. According to Sam's facial expression she hadn't been expecting it but she quickly returned it. It grew more and more passionate. Teal'c was about to break it up when Jack said something. Carter retaliated half laughing as she spoke. The two raced for their skis.
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"Teal'c?"
"We had a race sir" Jack cut in.
"We?"
"Carter and I"
General Hammond wanted to shake them. There was obviously more to this story then they were saying...
"No life... without a wife..."
"What?" General Hammond sputtered.
Jack looked up, "What?" he asked.
"What about a wife?"
Jack looked confused. "Wife? What? I... oh" he laughed, "It's a movie sir"
"What movie?" Davis demanded.
"Bride and Prejudice..."
Janet hurried in, "Sir, permission to join the briefing"
He hesitated, "Doctor?"
Janet gave him a pleading look, "I want to hear Sam's explanation about the hickey on her neck."
"JANET!" Sam exploded.
"Permission granted. Major Carter, you get talking"
Sam slapped a hand over her face, "Sir..."
"Major..."
"Well..."
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