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Previously on Stargate SG-1...

Janet hurried in, "Sir, permission to join the briefing"

He hesitated, "Doctor?"

Janet gave him a pleading look, "I want to hear Sam's explanation about the hickey on her neck."

"JANET!" Sam exploded.

"Permission granted. Major Carter, you get talking"

Sam slapped a hand over her face, "Sir..."

"Major..."

"Well..."

And now... the continuation!

Teal'c attempted to hide the look of glee on his face as his teammate mumbled something about fish, 'sir's', and revenge.

"What?"

She looked up, her face a becoming shade of brick red, "Sir, it's... complicated"

"I have all the time in the world Major"

"Sir, nothing happened, I swear. It was a fish"

"Major, I wasn't born yesterday"

"No sir, it was!"

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"I win again"

Jack and Carter frowned. "Teal'c, what did you go to my 'ski?" she demanded.

Teal'c shook his head, "I did not damage your jet ski in any way Major Carter"

She shrugged. "Ready, set, go!" she called suddenly wheeling around and going full blast.

Jack and Teal'c sputtered then raced to catch up.

Sam in the lead, was skillfully navigating the make shift course Teal'c had set up when her ski (for no apparent reason) flipped over.

"CARTER!"

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"My ski flipped over sir. Some type of fish grabbed a hold of my neck. The Colonel had to pull it off"

"Colonel?"

"That's true sir"

"Teal'c?" Hammond tried.

Teal'c raised a brow but nodded, "Indeed"

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"HELP JACK! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"

Jack looked at her. "Grab what Car..." he paused. "Oh my" with that he firmly pulled the small purple fish off his beautiful 2IC's neck.

She instantly began massaging it. "It was giving me a hickey!"

"You mean it GAVE you one"

She grimaced, "Hopefully it'll be a while before we go back. Don't know how I'd explain this..."

"Carter... we've explained way wackier things"

"Like what?" she challenged.

"Umm... Urgo..." he tried.

"They didn't believe us"

"For a while..."

"Major Carter, are you injured?" Teal'c called.

"I'm ok, let's head back" she stopped, "Where's my ski?"

KABOOM

"Umm... why don't you ride with me?" Jack suggested.

"My ski just blew up"

"Yep"

She sighed and obediently hopped on the back of his ski. "Ready sir" she called.

"I'm not," he whispered almost inaudibly. "Here I go..."

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"My ski blew up so we headed back home, went to bed and I guess day seven begins" she said, finishing with what she hoped to be a convincing smile.

General Hammond looked at the clock. "We'll take a 15 minute break. Dismissed"

Jack and Sam were out the door in less time then you could say 'They're lying'.

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Sam practically ran into the commissary. Ignoring the coffee pot, she headed into the kitchen area.

"Miles..." she began with a smile, "Can I please have a mocha cappuccino?"

"It's the General's private stash..." the young Lt. began uncertainly.

"He'll understand"

He nodded.

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Jack hurried into the previously used storeroom and laughed himself to tears. Poor George. They had him SO confused...

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"Continue Major" Jack ordered as they resumed their seats.

Carter inwardly wanted to kick her CO; why did he make her tell all the bad stuff? How were they going to explain all of this?

"Well, umm..." she paused. "Just a second sir, I need to think"

Hammond frowned but nodded.

"Ok..."

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Carter hopped off the Jet Ski. "Thank you sir," she mumbled.

"Anytime" he said gallantly.

She made a face at Teal'c and hurried inside the house.

"Teal'c! She could have been hurt!" Jack said the second Carter 'beamed' herself into the house.

"I would not have allowed to be harmed O'Neill"

"Why'd you blow up her ski?"

"Now you must share a jet ski"

"Teal'c... this... obsession that you have for Carter and me to be together is... absurd. You're like a shipper"

"What is a shipper?"

"A person who wishes two people to get together"

"I am a shipper then"

"Teal'c!"

"O'Neill, go away, you are bothering me"

Jack stared at him, "T-man?"

"O'Neill, do not make me resort to violence"

"Ooo...kay" and with that Jack headed into the dash as the bright light testified.

Teal'c laughed...

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"Teal'c?"

He looked up.

"Perhaps you could fill us in..."

Jack and Carter glared at their General.

"I believe I will"

"TEAL'C!"

"I was not satisfied that they were truly repentant for their actions..."

"So what did you do?"

He smiled. "I locked them out"

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"Major Carter, O'Neill. Come with me"

"Why?" Carter asked shaking her freshly showered hair.

"The Stargate has been activated."

Jack and Sam beamed themselves down. As soon as they were gone, Teal'c picked up the stone and moved the little black laser 'thingy'.

"TEAL'C!" they called.

He looked down from the balcony. "Can you hear me?" he yelled.

"Yeahsureyoubetcha!"

He smiled and tossed down a bag. "A tent. Good night"

"WHAT?" they cried. Jack tried the beamer. It didn't work.

"TEAL'C JAFFA GET OUT HERE NOW!"

"Good night. Sleep well"

"We can climb the stairs"

"I do not recommend it. Good night!"

They stared at each other. "Are you sure this is OUR Teal'c?" Carter asked.

"No." Jack said firmly. "Teal'c is a sensible man"

"What's with him anyways?"

"He's a shipper"

"Of whom?"

"Us"

She sputtered, "US?"

"Yep"

"TEAL'C?"

"Yep"

"Wow"

"It's kind of obvious Carter"

"Well yeah but..."

Jack was examining the tent. He looked up, "TEAL'C!" he yelled, "This is only one tent"

"I am aware of that O'Neill" the calm voice floated down.

"It's a LITTLE tent"

"Sleep well, once again I offer my wishes for your peaceful slumber"

"Thanks Teal'c" Carter said automatically.

Jack sighed, "Let's set this thing up..."

Five minutes later...

"Where are the blankets?"

Carter froze, "Umm... he gave us some... didn't he?"

"Nope"

"It's cold at night"

"Yep"

"TEAL'C!"

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Up on the balcony, Teal'c smiled and continued his kel'nor'reeming...

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"I'm going to climb up there..." Sam said suddenly.

"Carter, he said..."

She tried the first step. "It's fine sir..." she began when she slipped. "GROSS"

"What?"

"Syrup"

"I guess that's what this is for..." Jack said holding up her swimsuit.

She made a face then dashed for the lake. Jack chuckled and turned back to the tent...

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"In God's name WHY?"

"I thought they could benefit from a night alone"

"WHAT?" everyone shrieked.

"I wanted to make sure that they were genuinely repentant."

"Oh" they all muttered.

"Ok... Teal'c... more?"

"Very well..."

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Carter came back ten minutes later sopping wet, "Brr... Sir, can you pass me a towel?"

Jack paused, "There are no towels Carter..."

She looked up, "No towels?"

"No"

She shivered again, "I'm going to freeze to death," she muttered.

Jack peeled off his sweatshirt and tossed it to her. "Don't want you catching cold"

"Thank you Jack," she whispered.

"You're welcome"

"Is the tent ready?"

He nodded, "You can camp in there, I'll stay outdoors."

"Sir, it's too cold"

"I'll be all right"

Carter shook her head. "Come on sir"

Jack hesitated then nodded. "Ok"

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Teal'c knew nothing would happen between them but for one night... they could be Jack and Sam. He quietly rose up and gathering his candles, he entered the house.

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Teal'c was about to continue when Daniel broke in with "Sam, where'd you that hickey?"

"I told you. From the fish"

"No, I mean the one on your shoulder..."

She darted a quick glance at Jack who refused to look up from the table. "I uhh... don't remember" she muttered.

"Major?" George Hammond prodded.

Carter gave him a pleading glance. He relented. She still had 'that' look that had allowed her to get away with pretty much ANYTHING as a kid.

"So, describe day 7..."

"We woke up and Teal'c let us in..."

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Teal'c met them at the 'door'. "Are you angry with me?"

"No" they said simultaneously.

"Good. I have made one of my favorite Earth breakfasts. Chocolate chip waffles"

They smiled. "Good, I'm starved" Sam said brushing past him.

"Are you angry O'Neill?" Teal'c asked quietly.

"No, thanks buddy" Jack said in the same tone.

Carter hurried back in the room, "Mickey Mouse Teal'c?"

"Yes. I believe that is the 'image' of Disney World, is it not?"

She nodded.

He smiled, "I am glad you are pleased." he waited until Jack had left before adding, "I have redecorated O'Neill's room"

"How?" she asked curiously.

A door opened and the sound of the theme song to MacGyver filled the halls.

"TEAL'C!"

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"Teal'c, I mean no offense, but isn't this taking the revenge thing a little far? Locking them in all day, locking them out..." Paul began when he caught the amused glances from SG-1 directed towards him.

"No"

Heshrugged and turned back to his report. Janet seemed unusually hyperactive; She kept fidgeting.

"Dr. Fraiser?"

Janet looked up, "Sir?"

"Do you have something to add?"

"Oh no sir, I'm just hoping they will say something really interesting"

"Janet... what do you know that I don't?" Daniel asked.

"More then you know that I don't" she replied.

"Wanna trade info?"

"Absolutely"

"Ok... coffee, later?"

"JANET! DANIEL!" Jack and Carter exclaimed nearly simultaneously.

"What?" they asked innocently.

"You can't... do that to me! Janet, we're best friends!" Sam exclaimed.

Janet shook her head; "You withheld all of this Samantha Carter so you be quiet"

Carter glared at her but wisely remained silent.

"Day seven?"

"We checked in sir. Well, that is, we dialed..."

"Who went?"

"Colonel and I" Teal'c said.

Davis eyed Teal'c. "You are a brave man"

"Why do you say that?"

"Leaving a woman whom you had locked out all night and that had slipped in syrup? I mean... I'd be crazy before I'd do that"

"As was I..."

"What do you mean?" Hammond asked.

"Major Carter was able to... get her revenge"

"Ok, you guys sound like a bunch of kids!" Daniel exploded "I mean this is like a adult version of Parent Trap!"

Carter blushed. Jack studied the table, while Teal'c looked unmoved.

"I mean... you guys range from 30 to 100! I mean, COME ON!"

"Dr. Jackson?"

Daniellooked over at the General. "Sorry sir, I don't know what came over me"

He nodded rather curtly, "Colonel, why don't you take over what happened?"

"With pleasure, SIR. Now..."

Carter moaned...

This chapter was so difficult to write! My original chapter disappeared and Ican't remember what the heck I wrote!

So, anyways, hope you liked it and that it didn't seem to be too stupid, plotless... yeah... you get the picture.

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