JackSam: (clears throat) Whoops. I didn't meant to do it twice, honest!

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Did the title of the chapter scare you? Sorry, I had too... (you: I didn't even notice...)

Previously on Stargate SG-1...

"Who wants to narrate day 9?" Hammond asked.

"I DO!" all three cried.

"Colonel?" Hammond asked uncertainly.

"I do sir"

"General Hammond, I think perhaps I had best narrate these events," Teal'c said firmly while Carter pleaded for him to 'pick' her.

"Major Carter. Please continue"

Jack groaned and Teal'c smacked his forehead.

"Well..."

Now... the continuation!

Carter yawned and opened her eyes, stretching luxuriously over her extremely comfortable bed.

She opened one eye and groaned. The theme song to the Simpson's was blaring throughout the house. Couldn't one sleep in once in a while?

"JACK! TURN THAT DOWN OR YOU'LL BE SORRY," she yelled pulling the comforter over her head.

The music turned down.

"Thank you" she muttered.

5 minutes later...

"JACK!"

"WHAT?" he yelled back.

"I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

"SO SLEEP!"

"I CAN'T WITH THAT INFERNAL RACKET PLAYING!"

"IT'S THE SIMPSONS!"

"SO?"

"SO IT'S NOT RACKET!"

Carter pushed her covers back and stormed into the 'Living room'. Jack was sprawled on the couch drinking a beer and watching the Simpson's, volume full blast.

"JACK!"

He looked up startled. "Carter? What are you doing in here?"

She brought her pillow down hard. "That!" she yelled. While Jack indignantly pushed the pillow off, she yanked the DVD player and sped off. Before Jack could stop her, she tossed it off the balcony.

"NOOOOO!"

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"Colonel O'Neill was bothering Teal'c and myself so I rid us of the... distraction"

"I was not disturbed Major Carter. It was you-"

"Thank you Teal'c," she said firmly trying to ignore the interruption.

"What exactly did you do Major?"

"She tossed the DVD player off the balcony sir!" Jack called.

"And injured me in the process"

"How?"

Carter sighed, "It hit him sir..."

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Teal'c had just returned from a nice refreshing walk when he looked up to see... something ten inches away from him. Before he could move, it hit him and he crumpled to the ground.

"Oh my god Carter, you killed him!" Jack cried.

Carter fumbled with the beaming device. "No I didn't," she mumbled. "I couldn't have! He's a Jaffa..."

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"I was not gravely injured"

"You had a bad concussion," Jack said rather maliciously looking over at the scarlet Carter.

"Well, SIR,if you hadn't turned the music up full blast..."

"Colonel, Major!"

"Sorry sir" they chorused.

"MAJOR, please continue"

"Yes sir"

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"Teal'c, are you all right?"

"Woman be silent!"

Carter froze. "Did he just call me a woman?"

"You ARE one Carter, calm down"

"But..."

"Carter, just help the poor man"

Teal'c's eyes shot open. "I am fine. Do not worry, I shall recover in a moment"

"Teal'c, I am SO sorry!" she began when he grabbed her arm.

"Teal'c?"

"I would like a vinegar soaked cucumber"

"A what?" Jack asked.

"Pickle" Carter said, "I don't think we have any..."

"Ten lafi jen ja" Teal'c suddenly said.

"Carter?"

"I don't know sir" she said "He has a concussion but..."

"Dance!"

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"After MUCH effort, we got Teal'c into the house... it was a while until he came too"

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"Star Wars is a great movie O'Neill!"

"Yeah Teal'c" Jack gasped dropping him on the bed,

"I am a Jaffa, bred to serve my god..." Teal'c suddenly sang.

"Is he... drunk?" Carter whispered.

"No..." Jack said dubiously "I don't think so. That was some toss Carter"

She glared at him. "Now we just let him rest..."

"And I will do my best" he warbled.

Jack concealed a smile. "Let's go Carter"

She nodded and the two escaped. As soon as the door opened, Teal'c grinned. "Perhaps this could work to my advantage…" he said quietly.

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"Teal'c rested for a while then he seemed... fine"

"Seemed?"

Carter gave a quick glance at the Jaffa before continuing, "He said a few peculiar things..."

"Like what?"

"Umm..."

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"Does not Major Carter look 'hot' as you say?" Teal'c stage whispered to Jack.

"Teal'c!"

"What'd he say now?" Carter called from the kitchen.

"Nothing!" he yelled. "Teal'c!" he hissed. "You can't say things like that!"

"Why?" the big man asked rather petulantly.

"I..."

Beep Beep Beep Beep

"Jesus Christ Carter!" Jack muttered as smoke billowed from the kitchen.

She rushed triumphantly carrying a baking sheet. "It's done!"

Jack eyed the pizza cautiously. "It's not burnt" he said surprised.

"No... That's the other one..."

Teal'c eyed the pizza mournfully. "There will not be enough for us all"

Carter handed him a gallon of ice cream. "That'll help"

"Thank you Major Carter"

They ate quietly, each lost in their own thoughts.

"O'Neill, will you box?"

"What?" Jack asked looking up.

"I have found some gloves, will you box with me?"

Jack looked longingly at Teal'c's ice cream. "Can I have the rest?"

"No"

"Sure then"

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"We boxed a bit after lunch" Jack put in.

General Hammond rubbed his forehead. "They gave you a boxing ring?"

"Oh no sir. We made one"

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"Owe"

"Are you all right O'Neill?"

"Peachy"

Carter giggled. "You look great on the floor Jack"

"Shut up" he muttered accepting Teal'c's assistance up.

Carter marveled at their ingenuity. They had built a boxing ring out of gym mats and many totes... lots of them. Carter was pleasantly occupied watching them box when Jack froze.

"Is it..." he paused. "I don't believe it"

"What?"

"Carter, it's..."

"Sir?"

Jack pulled off his gloves and raced for the balcony.

"Has he lost his mind?" she demanded.

"Indeed"

They followed him out.

"I don't believe it!"

Teal'c followed her. "It is most peculiar" Teal'c agreed.

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What was?" Davis demanded.

"Snow"

"I thought P4X-" Daniel began when Carter interrupted "It is normally a tropical planet but there is a unusual phenomenon that happens in late spring."

"Hmm..."

Hammond secretly cursed himself for being a General. No fair, his officers had all the fun!

"Should I continue sir?"

"Yes"

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"Carter, grab your skates, we are going skating!" Jack whooped.

"Skates sir?"she asked uncertainly.

"There's a little pond 'bout half a mile north. Let's go there"

"O'Neill, the water will take time to freeze."

"Oh yeah" he said with a small frown.

"But sir... we could go sledding, I mean look at this! The snow is already half an inch deep!"

Jack smiled. "We have those sled thingies"

She laughed, "Yes sir"

"Let's grab 'em and head out!"

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"We stayed outside most of the afternoon sledding sir" Carter admitted.

"Don't forget the snowball fight" Jack put in.

Carter flushed but nodded. "Yep, we had a snowball fight"

The General was watching the curious glances the team was exchanging with each other. Janet obviously knew what was going on.
"Doctor?" he called.

She looked up guiltily "Sir?"

"What do you know about this fight?"

"Uhh..."

"Speak up"

She gave Sam a miserable look and obediently began to talk...

MUHAHAHA... well, I know it's shorter then usual but I'll write a longer one next time...

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