WARNING: THE NEXT CHAPTER IS GOING TO HAVE MANY CURSE WORDS. ALL SAID BY YUGI, JOEY, TRISTAN, ETC. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH IT WHAT SO EVER PLEASE DO NOT READ AND SKIP IT TO THE REAL TEAM ACTUALLY WAKING UP! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Chapter 9

Back in Raccoon City Joey was messing around in the bathroom for some reason; Yugi comes in and sees that Joey trashed the bathroom.

Yugi: …JOEY WHAT DID YOU DO?

Joey: Uh…Nothing'?

Yugi: WHO TRASHED THE BATHROOM?

Joey: …Not me!

Tristan came and had to hold Yugi back from killing Joey and Yugi was cursing like unbelievably fucking crazy.

Tea: Did he just say what I think he said? That he'd rape Joey?

Joey: …No he said he was going to rape you.

Tea: Why you little son of a bitch!

Tea tackles Joey and starts beating the shit out of him while Yugi kicks Tristan in the balls and tackles him kicking his ass. All of a sudden they're all fighting each other over a stupid bathroom shit.

Author: What the fuck man? Dammit be right back I gotta call and see what's up. –Walks to the phone and calls- -Yugi answers-

Yugi: Hello Game Shop.

Author: Yugi what the fucks going on here?

Yugi: Fuck you! Should I get over there and kick your ass?

Author: You son of a bitch! –Comes back- Excuse me folks some business came up and I have to take care of it, please sit tight and I will be back shortly. My co author will take my place.

Co Author: Hi sorry about that. He'll be back shortly.

The author walks over to Yugi's house and gets into the fight kicking their asses. The author had dragged them out and set them apart.

Author: Dammit the story is supposed to continue differently.

Tea: Story?

Tristan: What story?

Yugi: You guys think he's okay?

Joey: Did you take your meds today kid?

Author: …That's it. You're all on a TV Show called Resident Evil and you have to do as I say to survive er I mean pass and get great jobs.

Joey: -tackled the author and started punching him-

Tea: JOEY!

They all held Joey back from killing the author. As the author got up and tackled Joey kicking his ass.

Author: Joey you son of a bitch!

Everyone gets into a fight including the author and blood is flying all over the place. The author comes back to his computer after this and finishes it off.

Author: Sorry about that. Let's get on with the real story shall we?

A/n: So that was this short chapter the team wakes up in chapter 10.