Title: Wanting Harry Potter

Rating: PG-13

Authors: Iris Kravitz and Roslyn Knight

Summary: After Harry has an adventure on Privet Drive and his appearance changes for the better, everyone suddenly wants Harry Potter. What's a boy to do when everyone around him is turning gay? Why, flirt of course.

Authors note: First off, any Slash-phobics can get user friendly with the back button because we have enough to do without going through some idiotic flames. Sounds harsh, but it's true

Any way, no offence, but we really are busy between school and writing this so, yeah. Anyway, it's extremely amusing to manipulate gay Characters, especially when there in denial. He he. 

Be warned: extreme OOC-ness ahead

On with the story!

Chapter 2

"Sirius… I thought you were dead," Harry gasped out, staring wide eyed at Sirius. Harry stared at his godfather in wonder and then his eyes rolled into the back of his head. He felt warm arms wrap around his chest and then no more.

Sirius watched in confusion as Draco Malfoy, arch nemesis of Harry Potter since the two of them lay eyes on each other, ran down the mansion steps with inhuman speed and caught the raven haired closet case. The blonde boy cradled the younger in his arms and swooped him into an embrace.

"Harry! If you can hear me, take your shirt off," Draco muttered and Sirius rolled his eyes.

"Oh, get a life Malfoy," Remus rubbed his temples tiredly, getting ready for the inevitable conflict between the younger Malfoy and Sirius.

"I have one thank you very much," Draco sniffed indignantly "He's in my arms," Draco gazed softly at Harry and then lifted him up the stairs and through the large doors.

Harry woke up to blue eyes staring down at him. They were getting steadily closer when he heard the doors burst open.

"Okay, Malfoy, hold your horses." Sirius grabbed Draco from the back of his shirt collar and pulled him off Harry. He then turned to his Godson, "Welcome to Playgirl mansion."

"Huh?" Harry grunted, in confusion, sitting up on the huge bed.

"Stop confusing the poor boy." Remus chided, carrying a tray of tea and placing it on the bedside table. Draco scowled fiercely at the two older men. Harry shot him a confused look. Then he turned to Sirius. "I thought you died?"

"No…I just went on vacation," Sirius was in a very perky mood, bouncing on the balls of his feet.

"In the middle of a battle?" Harry asked incredulously.

"Yeah well, I was stressed and that was the last straw," Sirius replied indignantly. Harry raised his eyebrows, and shrugged.

"So, where did you go?' Harry asked curiously.

"That veil thingy transported me to Uranus,"

"Wow," Harry blinked "that's strange. How was Uranus?"

"Pretty tight," He replied smiling, his eyes flicking to Remus. Remus flushed red, his face lighting up like a beacon.

"Sirius," He scolded, hitting the brunette's arm "Shut up!" Harry was watching them, an insanely cute, confused expression on his face. Remus and Sirius just smiled at him and patted his arm in sympathy,

"You're so insanely innocent, Harry," Sirius cooed at his Godson.

Draco gave Sirius a hateful stare and pushed him away from Harry.

"Harry, there's something you should know." Sirius sat down on the edge of the bed, ignoring Draco. "There are six people here to look after you."

"What? I only see three. What have you been smoking?" Harry exclaimed.

"Nothing… lately…." Sirius muttered.

Everyone stared at him.

"Sirius! I thought I told you not to smoke muggle plants!" Remus scolded.

"Stop being such a mother hen!"

Remus and Sirius started squabbling. Draco turned to Harry.

"Mum, Dad and Snape are in the library."

"Your parents are here! And Snape!"

"Oh, it's a big mansion. You can avoid people easily."

"I think I need to lie down again."

"Would you like to sit on my lap, Harry?"

"Draco! Leave me alone! Sirius, you're supposed to be protecting me!"

Sirius rushed over. "Get your hands off my Godson!"

"How would you like my hands around your throat?" Draco threatened, sliding his hands around Harry's waist.

"Hey! Get off me!" Harry yelled.

"I'm not on you. But I'd gladly get on you if you'd like me to."

"Shut up Malfoy! If you already weren't so stupid, I'd stupefy you!" Sirius screeched, trying to pry Draco's arms off Harry.

"What are you babbling on about? Hey, are you insulting me?" Draco scratched his head cluelessly.

"Scratching your head must be a nice vacation for your balls!" Sirius muttered.

"Balls?" Harry asked. "What balls? I don't see any."

Everyone fell over laughing as Snape entered the enormous room.

"Did you hit your head hard, Potter, or are you really that oblivious? Please don't make me give you the quill and inkpot talk?"

"What inkpots? Stop changing the subject!"

"Wand and Holster? Slot A and B? The key and the keyhole?" Harry gave Snape a strange look, before throwing the covers over his head, to hide from their laughter.

Suddenly they heard sniffles from under the covers. Sirius, Remus and Snape all got scared looks on their faces and bolted out the door.

"See you, Draco. Good luck." Snape said quickly before shutting the doors and locking them. Draco clapped his hands in excitement. A decidedly evil expression crossed his face before he strode over to the bed. Harry emerged from the covers, tears streaking his face.

"There, there, Harry. They weren't laughing at you, they were laughing with you."

"Really?" Harry asked, with wide watery eyes.

"Oh, that's so cute!" Draco cooed. "I mean- yes, of course." He started stroking Harry's hair gently, and then pulled his hand back in surprise.

"Blood?" Draco pushed Harry down onto his stomach and began feeling through the younger boy's hair, looking for the wound. He knew he had found it when Harry hissed and began to squirm. Draco swung his leg over Harry and straddled his waist to stop him from moving.

"Stay here while I go and get some bandages," Draco muttered and left quickly, blushing after realizing what he had been doing.

He made it to the double doors and swung them open to reveal Severus and Remus, who both toppled in and landed on top of each other. They scrambled to find there feet and, straightening up, Remus shot Draco an apologetic look while Severus tried his best to sneer. Draco ushered them both out of the room and closed the door after him quietly.

"What were you doing?" he hissed at the two of them.

"We were merely making sure that Potter was okay without having to go through the difficulty of consoling him," Severus replied airily, before handing Draco a roll of bandages and a bowl of warm water with a cloth "Go get him, Tiger," Severus winked most uncharacteristically and then strode down the corridor, calling out as he went: "Luciuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus," Draco winced at the loud cry, before turning his back and re entering the room. Before, he could accomplish this though, Remus caught his arm.

"Watch out for Sirius. Harry is very…innocent and Sirius would like to keep it that way, whatever it takes," there was something strange in Remus' voice that made Draco take his words to heart. Draco nodded and entered the room.

Harry was lying on his side on the bed and Draco had a brief flash of sweaty tanned skin on red silk sheets before he shook the image from his head. Harry's eyes seemed to have glazed over and he jumped when Draco began turning him back onto his stomach. He remained tense, and almost jumped a metre into the air when Draco swung his leg over his back, straddling him again.

Draco dipped the cloth into the bowl of water and began washing away the dried blood that matted Harry's hair. Harry squirmed and twisted every time the cloth touched his head and Draco was becoming extremely flushed to his embarrassment. Suddenly Harry jumped:

"Draco, WHAT IS THAT!" Draco flushed when he realized what Harry was talking about. Relying on Harry's naivety, he replied:

"It's just my wand in my pocket, don't worry," Harry nodded and relaxed into the cushions, slowly relaxing into Draco's hands as he finished dabbing at the wound. He gently began wrapping the white material around Harry's head and he could just see Harry's eyes drooping underneath the loose bandage.

Draco gently flipped Harry onto his back and lay the boys head onto his lap. He gently stroked the smaller boy's hair out of his face and smiled as Harry snuggled into the warmth. The moment was ruined as Sirius rushed into the room and began throwing things at Draco, careful to avoid his Godson. The two spent the rest of the day cursing each other's existence and trying to take each other's eyes out until Remus dragged Sirius to there room by the ear.