An: HELLO!!! THIS IS MY THird STORY AND PROBABLY WILL FAIL AND GET NO REVEIWS.
BUT IT MAY not FLUNK.
WELL I HAVE NO BRAIN....,...DAH........................
Chapter 1: All under 1 roof.
disclaimer...... doesn't the fact that I have a disclaimer say that I don't own anything?
Mario was walking around his house on beer #7. He heard a knock on his door. It was Peach.
" Hey uuuummmmmmmm....... I...... uuuuuuhhhhhh... lost my castle.. heh heh heh.....These guys gave me a credit card didn't read the fine print and 3 weeks later they own my castle ( those bastards) any way can I stay here" said Peach. "Okay ..." said the drunk Mario.
"Uhhhh I'll stay in that room" said Peach.
Mario finished the beer and gave a loud burp. He heard a loud knock from the door. He opened the door To see Yoshi.
" Hey I need to go to Egg rehab so can I stay here because it's a lot closer." said Yoshi.
" Sure" said Mario.
Mario Started walking around for no reason when he heard the door bell. He went to the door and saw.... just try to guess... Bowser!
" Hey uuuhhh can I stay here our house was burned down" Said Koopa and the Koopa Kids.
" HHHHHHHmmmmmmm ........ OKKKKEEEEEY DOKEY" said the drunk Mario not using his brain.
" Great" said Bowser.
'' NO PROB" finished Mario.
Mario got an other beer when he heard the door bell. He walked over and answered it.
" Hello" said mario.
"Hi. My house is being reconstructed can I stay here for ooo say a year...'' said Daisy.
" Okay now Choose a room"
" Holy crap it worked" whispered Daisy to herself.
Mario opened the cap of his beer when he heard a loud knock. He opened the door and greeted Toad.
" Hey I'm having some uuhh maraige problems" said Toad.
" What do you mean" asked Mario.
" All Chelsey wants to do is sleep" said Toad.
" so she's lazy?" asked Mario.
"no Uhhh ( Toad whispers in Mario's ear)"
" so what you gay?" asked Mario.
" No uuuuuuuh we went through this before 3 years ago renember"
( Flash Back )
" Hey I 'm thinking about marrying my girl friend but all she wants to do is have sex what should I do?" asked toad.
" so what you gay" asked Mario.
"no"
" You sure"
"yes"
"you sure"
"yes"
" are you"
"yes"
"Realy"
"yes"
'' Yah Right"
"GOD DAMN IT I"M STRAIGHT!!!!" Screamed Toad bashing Mario in the head.
Toad Looks at Mario.
" heh heh uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh wake up sleepy head.... uuuuuuhhh ............. OH CRAP"
Said Toad Before he ran for it.
(flashback ends)
"uuuuuuuuhhhhh can I stay here " said Toad nerveously.
" OKAY" said Mario"
Mario started drinking some more when Toadette came because of a gang war on her street, and Boo came to try to find out who killed him, Luigi came due to career problems, Wario came to go on a diet, and Waluigi was hiding from the Mafia. They were all living in one house. And he was going to have to live with them until i'm done torturing him.
BBBBBBBBWWWWWWAAHHHHH hhhhhhhhhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( COUGHS)
BBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HA HA oh screw it.
Now reveiw or they'll come to your house.