AN: NEXT CHAP ENTER DK ( do I need a discription)

MHP CHAP 2: PARTY........ PARTY...........PARTY..........ANNOY.... BEAT DOWN.........MARIO.......HE'LL .......HATE......ALL ........OF......US...........................................................more!!!!

DISKLAIMe ( back wards R like the KoRn R): I own no patents.

It was 2 a.m. and Mario finally got to sleep and Peach yelled " PARTY"

And 2 seconds later there was a party with over 100 people.

Mario was woken up and was in the dance section so he started to dance when a smaller guy doing the finger dance hit him in the eye. He stumbled around when people doing the "hipshake" hit him causing him to trip when the 2 hit him with their ass's over and over and over and over and over and over and over again in his head. He got away with a migrane. He walked over to the metal section thinking to come for him.

The song starting was "duality" by Slipknot.

" I push my fingers into my

Eyes it's..."

He was getting whacked by my fellow head bangers when he got head butted. The head banger punched him saying "don't get in my way you pansy"

HE walked over and bowser was head banging and a horn hit his head. And then again. He rolled away with a 1/4 of his face covered with blood. He walked over and saw Johnathan Davis. Then "fuel" by Metallica started playing. And the lead singer of KoRn started head banging. Mario was slashed by the hair. Then he got caught in JD's hair and he hit the ceiling then the floor threw the 4 minute song. When he got out of the hair he had a very bloody face.

He desided to go get some food thinking he can't get hurt there.

He was behind an 8' guy who weighed over 3 tons. Then the guy backed up into a chair............ His ass in Mario's face.

Then.........................."BBBBBBBRRRRTTT" went the guy's ass. and again and like in this chapter over and over again. When His ass came soggy, and it bleed through the pants into Mario's cuts. Then the guy did an explosion fart, and if you don't know what that is, it's a REALLY big fart. That can rip threw pants. And it did. So now Mario's face was in crap, and in his cuts to. Then he stood up and Mario freed himself. With a face full of crap.

Mario was pissed and couincidentally the song " saint anger" by Metallica started to play.

Saint Anger 'round my neck

Mario was pissed beyond beleif.

Then Luigi saw mario.

Saint Anger 'round my neck.

"HMMMPH"went Luigi" Hey look every one it's crap face"

He never gets respect

Every one started laughing at Mario. Not because of luigi's lame joke, because he had a face full of crap.

You flush it out , you flush it out

" GET OUT" Mario screamed.

( record screach)

Next scene shows every one throwing him in the pool.

Then Mario sees some one eat his.... his..... his..... SPAGETTI!!!!!!!!!

Mario sprung out of the pool.

" You can beat a man with hip dancing

You can head butt a man

You can whip up and down with head banging

You can even take a crap on my head and have it go into my cuts

But NEVER and I mean never eat a man's Spagetti!!!" exclaimed Mario " BUNDALLO"

A sword is thrown over the fence and Mario catches it.

( Tale of BUNDALLO the mystical sword of Concord CA. begins)

The 4 greatest blacksmiths of Concord CA. created BUNDALLO. Then one killed the other 3 and took the sword and sold it for beer money. Then he died of diebetes 3 days later.

BUY IT NOW ONLY 9.95$

Shows kid with BUNDALLO kill some one.

" Wow"

BUNDALLO BUY IT NOW YOU LITTLE BRAT.

( End Of BUNDALLO Tale)

Mario uses BUNDALLO to kill the 3 ton 8' tall guy. Then the dancers. Then The spagetti eater. Then he tries to get the head banger but he knocks mario out.

AFTER THE PARTY ENDS

Everyone looks at mario as he wakes up.

Mario then says to them " I HATE YOU..........................more"

END. NOW reveiw.