AN: DK will enter in this chapter. NOW READ:
Chapter: Enter DK
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"Hey I'm goin' huntin' bye." said Boo opening the door.
"Hey, hunting's illegal here." replied Mario.
"Then I'm going hiking.... bringin' my guns because uhh......... I'm going to shoot myself." Said Boo running away.
30 MINUTES LATER AT A FOREST.
" Aww, damn I forgot my FU....dgin' guns.... I only have my flame thrower.. Have ta' use 'dat." said Boo
Boo was burning down the whole forest... then left because he was bored.
2 DAYS LATER AT MARIO'S HOUSE
DK was pounding on the door, and the sober Mario got it and heard DK say
" Can I stay here... the whole forest was burned..."
" I know... it's all over the news" said Mario.
" Authorities beleive it was a terorist attack" went the television ( can I say T.V.? or is that known as slang?) with the news on.
" Yah... my home was burned... along with Diddy and the other people that no one can name." Dk cryed.
" Whoo I did that... Swweeeet!" said Boo as every one else glared at him " I mean oh... that sucks ass for you.. heh heh heh dumbass" he finished and the glares stopped.
" Yes... Donkey Kong you can stay here"
1 DAY LATER
Dk was throwing his crap everywhere. Then all the sudden he got depressed.
Luigi walked in, and unknown to the public he was an alchoholic. He advised beer to DK.
20 MINUTES LATER
"RAHH" screamed the drunk DK.
He toke a crap on the carpet Mario bought 2 days ago. Then DK wiped it off and threw it in Mario's face.
He scraped his ass on a wall.
Then he pissed in Mario's eye.
He picked up the couch and slamed it down on the ground breaking it. He ripped apart the coussioning and threw it around. He ate some of puked it out.
Then he grabbed Mario and bashed him around. He did this for two minutes when he lost consiousness.
" I think he's dead" said Daisy.
NOW reveiw...is he dead?