AN: Sorry if this chapters suck. I have writers block. In other unrealated news, I'm only going to have 10 or 15 at most on this story. I like it, infact I have alot of fun writing it it's just it's hard to continue. I planning on a sequel though.

"Pay Some Rent..."

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

"You guys need to pay rent." Said Mario out of the blue one day. "Guys.." He then saw that no one was in the room. In fact he was at a Safe-Way, in line.

"Umm uhh you don't own the store. We don't even know who you are." Said the casheir.

"Are you sure?" Asked Mario.

"Umm... Let me check in the computer... Your name's Mario, Right?" Asked The casheir.

"Yessir... That is my name, and I don't know my last name... Infact I don't have one... Do I?" Responded Mario.

The casheir checked his computer and said,

"Yes we do know you... and you owe us 200,000,000."

"Yes... Umm... You better pay it back by tomorrow... Or I'll get mad." Said Mario nerveousally, right before he stormed away with the groceries he "forgot" to pay for.

"Damn it! He did it again... Damn You Mario, Damn You!" Yelled the owner.

The comotion caused an over weight senoir citisen to have a heart attack.

"You Killed my Father." Said the casheir weilding his light saber in both hands.

"No Luke(Breathes very deeply), I am your Father!" Exclaimed the owner.

"My names Joe." Said the casheir.

"Right Bob" responded The Owner

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"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Exclaimed the casheir as his father died.

Meanwhile at Mario's house.

"Damn it!" Yelled Mario "Who spilt blood every where"

Luigi pointed at the almost dead DK.

"Help me." cryed DK.

"Shut up!" Said Mario. "Can you pay rent?...Please."

"...No...# that." Said Luigi.