Mario House Party

by darKnite'92

Every one goes to live with Mario due to some personal problem. They completely destroy Mario's life, and will make laugh if you don't make them pay rent. My first and currentally my only mario fic, please R&R. Funnier than it sounds!

6. foreign films

AN: For my stories I may give a 'sound track' for a chapter. This means if you have the album put the song on. This chapter doesn't have one.

WARNING: DK'92 is sorry for anyone offended by this chapter. It's all just jokes that are made by a very sucky author.

Mario House Party; chapter 6; Foreign Films. Part 1… Bum Bum bum.

Disclaimer: I don't own any part of the Mario copyright.

"Hey I have some translated foreign films." Said Mario with a big box of foreign films translated.

"Okay… let's watch." Said Bowser.

"yeah" Said everyone else.

Mario put one of the films in called 'I Love France'.

Movie: It showed 2 French men on a boat smoking cigarettes, and drinking wine.

"To America … to kill!" Said one.

"Hey, what do you call an idiot?" Said the other

"What?"

"An American"

(Both do a stereotypical French laugh)

The 2 French men landed on land (… damn that was a bad sentence). A really fat guy came up and said

"Hey."

"American" One of them yelled very loud.

Then with two rapiers they started slashing random people as "no smoking in public buildings" or "no giving wine to kids" was said in the back round.

Then the "ultimate American" which was just a really obese and tall guy.

"Hahah I will kill you after I eat this chocolate.

He ate the chocolate then started melting.

"Oh no, I forgot this was a French film where when anyone eats chocolate they die… Oh No!"

Film ends:

"Damn… that sucked!" said Bowser