Disclaimer: I do not own Mario. Please take the gun away from the back of my head.
AN: Remember kids… lying is fun.
Mario nudged the tape (for some reason he did not have a DVD player) in the VCR (A/N: it took me a minute to remember that word). The tape started playing when Bowser got up from the couch (which had an imprint of his ass) took the VCR and smashed it on Mario's head, slapped Luigi and then started to urinate on his face. Then Luigi puckered his lips and said "a little salty, but okay"
There was a long weird stretch of silence. Then after around 5 minutes of starring Mario said "Why'd you do that?"
Bowser then looked around nervously, and saw my Author's note then lied some mumbo jumbo about Light sabers and 'The Force'. Mario then asked him to step out the car and walk in a straight line. Then some ending line was made to end this chapter long over due.
