Chapter 4: Tests of the Best-Part II
It was lunchtime now and Tahitii was anxious to know the results of his 10 question quiz with a bonus question. Sylvester just finished making fried fish with cocktail sauce for himself and Tahitii while Bugs and Lola had a salad for each of them and Daffy had his own personal pan pizza, pepperoni of course.
"Boy, he mustht be really anxthiousth." Sylvester said as he sat down with his plate next to Daffy. Tahitii was sitting on the table this time, still eating with utensils though.
Hell yeah, I'm anxious His thoughts agreed. Watch my knowledge be just as impressive as my running speed!
Tahitii squealed in agreement as he picked up a piece of his fish with a fork and dipped it in his sauce. Lola loved how polite he was and she was anxious herself to know the results.
"Hopefully, he knows his Looney Tunes." She said as she took a bite of her salad. Bugs nodded in agreement.
Later, after lunch…
Wile E. came to the living room where everybody else was, including Tahitii. He was sitting on the floor in front of the tv. He noticed Wile E. coming and quickly turned off the set and paid close attention.
"My, my!" Wile E. exclaimed. "He's very cautious about other people coming for an announcement. That should be counted as an extra feature. Anyway, I have Tahitii's answers and his grade. But, first, to make this interesting, I'm gonna read his answers outloud. Ahem! Alright, the first question was: Which Looney Tune came first: Daffy or Bugs? His answer: 'Daffy.' I must say he has fabulous handwriting. Anyway, the second question was: 'Which Looney Tune was known as 'prey' to the other?' His answer…"
"Hold it, doc!" Bugs interrupted. "Why don't ya just show us da paper?"
"Good idea. Besides, they're 10 questions." He handed the paper to Bugs as he showed it to everybody else. The paper read as follows:
1.) Which Looney Tune came first: Daffy or Bugs?
Tahitii's answer: Daffy
2.) Which Looney Tune was known as 'prey' to the other: Tweety or Speedy?
Tahitii's answer: Both; Tweety and Speedy were both Sylvester's 'prey'
3.) In the cartoon, "Wackiki Wabbit", what item was Bugs doing puppetry with to trick the two men?
Tahitii's answer: A whole cooked chicken
4.) In "A Corny Concerto", how many ducklings did the mother swan have?
Tahitii's answer: 3
5.) What was Bugs Bunny's first look?
Tahitii's answer: an all white rabbit with no gloves and a big cottontail who barely talked
6.) What issue does Bugs and Daffy usually argue about?
Tahitii's answer: what hunting season it really is
7.) In "Baby Looney Tunes", which baby is said to have the biggest imagination?
Tahitii's answer: Lola Bunny
8.) In the Baby Looney Tunes episode called "Pouting Match", what does Lola keep pouting for the most?
Tahitii's answer: the television
9.) In the episode "Did not, did too", which two babies are the ones arguing everyday?
Tahitii's answer: Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny
10.) In the episode "Mother's Day Madness", which two babies are on Daffy's side of the table?
Tahitii's answer: Lola Bunny and Tweety
After looking over the paper, Bugs and Daffy whistled in unison.
"DAAAAMN! He's really good!" They exclaimed in unison as Sylvester spoke.
"If he ansthwersth the bonusth questhtion correctly, then he'sth extremely smart." He said as they flipped the paper over to see the bonus question:
What is the name of the movie where Lola Bunny made her first appearance and what year was it when it was released?
Tahitii's answer: "Space Jam"; it was released on Noveember 15, 1996
"GODDAAAAAMN!" The boys exclaimed as Lola grew surprisingly speechless. Wile E. scratched his head nervously.
"I simply asked for the year, but he actually gave me the exact date. He received an A plus for his outstanding knowledge." He announced. "Ahem… shall we start the next test? It's my personal favorite: the test of experimentations."
Later, back in Wile E.'s lab…
"This'll be like a presentation, so we'll be the audience while Tahitii works on his first genetic experiment." Wile E. announced as he placed Tahitii on the the lab table, then sat down next to Marvin the Martian. "You may start when you're ready."
This is my personal fav as well. Tahitii's thoughts agreed. I represent this experimentation to you, Lola!
He squealed in response as he began to pull out Wile E.'s graduated cylinder holder, holding up to 6 graduated cylinders with different colored elements in each one. Then, he pulled out a beaker full of water for the mixtures. He put on a pair of lab goggles and began by slipping a pair of white rubber gloves. He picked up the cylinder with a purple liquid inside and poured it into the water beaker. Then, he picked up and carefully examined the yellow liquid. Then, shook his head and placed the yellow cylinder back in the holder. He picked up the blue cylinder next and nodded as he poured the liquid into the water with the purple substance inside. He needed to mix one more formula. He picked up the pink cylinder and poured that in as well. At that moment, the water began to fizzle like a soda and Tahitii took a step back. Then, a green glowing sphere was inside, growing until it exploded into…
"A baby rabbit-like creature!" Wile E. exclaimed. It was indeed. This experiment Tahitii made was a creature similar to Slugger, except he was a rabbit with ears as long as his short 2' 5" body. His tail was a long, prehensile tail. He was purple with white stripes on his back and glowing orange eyes. His feet were as cute and chubby as Tahitii's own feet. His wings were like Slugger's as well, attatched to his arms and his sides. He looked at the Looneys in such an adorable way.
"Ta-da!" Tahitii managed to sing out in his Stitch-like voice.
"If he impressthesth me anymore, I'm gonna faint to the goddamn floor!" Daffy exclaimed. Bugs, Lola, and Sylvester applauded as well as the rest of the Looneys.
"That's incredible!" Lola exclaimed. "I never knew this dragon could make his own playmate."
"Neither did we!" Bugs and Sylvester agreed in unison. Wile E. walked up to the two creatures and picked up Tahitii's experiment.
"Well, first we need to find out what kind of creature you are exactly." He started. "Computer, identify this creature's species name."
"Experiment Z-97… also known as a Marachino Rabbit. Designed to fly, produce laserbeams from his eyes, and lift objects up to 5,000 times his own size." The computer replied. Bugs whistled.
"Strong fella, ain't it?" He complied. Wile E. nodded.
"He sure is. Tahitii, this experiment is remarkable! Great work!" He said to the dragon as he rubbed his head gently. Tahitii blushed.
Awww, shucks! His thoughts said shyly.
"Shall we name him?" Wile E. asked.
"Yeah." Sylvester replied. "How about… Sthpectron?"
"Not bad, Sly." Bugs agreed.
"Unique name, Sylvester. Spectron it is. Is that okay with you?"
Spectron replied by licking the coyote's face lovingly.
"I guess that's a 'yes'." Lola guessed as she giggled.
Later…
"Making the experiment was perfect timing." Wile E. said randomly as the Looneys enjoyed themselves at the park. Lola, Bugs, Daffy, and Sylvester were sitting with him.
"What do ya mean, doc?" Bugs asked. Lola was sitting next to him, holding Tahitii in her lap.
"His next test is the test of love and friendship to one another… and Spectron is the perfect subject to start at."
"He's already cuddling on me." Lola said as she looked down at Tahitii, snuggling against her chest with a smile on his face. Then, he rubbed his face against hers as he squealed with love. Wile E. saw this and smiled.
"My goodness! He is just the most adorable thing I've ever seen." He awed. Sylvester clasped his hands together as he sighed.
"I alwaysth knew there wasth an animal lovin' sthide to her sthomewhere." He agreed. Lola cuddled with him while they were rubbing faces.
"He must have a passon for me." She giggled. Tahitii's squealed in agreement.
I sure do. His thoughts agreed. To me, Lola's the most beautiful woman I've ever met since my mom… whom I miss very much.
"You really think so?" Lola asked as she started to hear his thoughts. This shocked the others.
"Lo, who were ya talkin' to?" Bugs asked with concern.
"Hold on. You really think I'm as pretty as your mom, Tahitii?"
Hey! You can hear what I'm thinking? Tahitii's thoughts asked Lola, who nodded. That's awsome! Anyway, yeah. I really miss my beautiful mother. I hope she knows I was captured.
"Me, too." She embraced the dragon with sadness in her heart. "So, now that I can hear your thoughts, can you tell me where you're from?"
I'm surprised that you asked me that! You should see this majestic place. It's a marvelous meadow in the outskirts of Kyoto, Japan. It's lucious, green, and colorful with so many flowers. I'm a Kyoto Dragon. When I was born, it seemed like a horror movie to me. My parents and all the dragons were shocked to see me without a tail… and that made me feel bad. As I got older, so did my bad reputation. I was being teased, tormented, and picked on… but, most of all, my brothers made fun of me and I hated that more than I hated getting into trouble. I have 6 brothers: Jeramy, Toby, Terrance, L.Z., Kevin, and Razzby. They've been makin' fun of me since I hatched and… knowing that my parents aren't aware of this since I was captured, I'm sure my brothers are relieved that I'm gone. I'm just hoping that my parents will come searching for me.
Tahitii's head was nessled in Lola's chest with tears coming from his eyes as he explained his thoughts to her. Lola started to be in tears as well as she held him close along with a small kiss on the forehead.
"I hope your parents find you, too." She agreed in a whimper as her first tear slid down her cheek and landed on Tahitii's leg, which he ignored. Bugs and the others started to feel concerned about what Lola, Tahitii, and now, Spectron were crying about. Wile E. held back a tear as he sniffed.
"Whatever Tahitii said must be emotional." He predicted. "But, we still have 2 more tests to go. As soon as these three get settled down, we'll started Tahitii's test on his swimming and 'self-fishing' skills."
Meanwhile, in the meadows of Kyoto, Japan…
It was midday and Havino and Gina were just settling the 6 brothers to the lake for dinner. Tahitii's brothers' looks are as follows:
1.) Jeramy: a blue dragon with pink wings and brown horns
2.) Toby: a yellow dragon with green wings and red horns
3.) Terrance: an orange dragon with purple wings and lavender horns
4.) L.Z.: a green dragon with red wings and turquoise horns
5.) Kevin: a black dragon with silver wings and gold horns
6.) Razzby: a red dragon with yellow wings and hot pink horns
The whole family was gathered around. Havino was still ashamed of their missing and only tailless son. Gina noticed as patted him on the back.
"Don't worry, dear." She pleaded. "As soon as we get a chance, we'll look for our unique son."
"'Unique'?" Razzby asked sarcastically. "Some 'unique.' He's lucky that he's tailless."
"I agree." L.Z. agreed. "Even though he was quiet, I'd take that a good personality."
"What happened to you, L.Z.?" Kevin asked in an angry tone. "Now you wanna stand up for this tailless jackass you call 'our brother'?"
"KEVIN!" Havino roared. "Don't talk about Tahitii that way!"
"But, I'm telling the truth."
"No! What your telling is a complete, time wasting lie!" L.Z. yelled. Kevin growled and was about to pounce his brother, but Havino stomped loudly to stop him.
"ENOUGH! I will not tolerate such behavior from my son! For that, Kevin, you get no dinner tonight!" He screamed as he pointed to the cave, telling the black dragon to head towards the cave. Kevin growled again as he turned and left towards the cave while L.Z. let out a sigh of relief.
"Calm down, L.Z." Gina encouraged. "If you feel that passionate about your tailless brother, maybe you should retrieve him for us?"
"Me? Fly all the way to California? Alone?" He asked nervously.
"Oh, we wouldn't let you go alone, son." Havino replied. "You can bring two of your other brothers with you."
"Two? Cool! I'll choose… Razzby and Terrance."
"Alright!" Razzby and Terrance cheered together.
"At dawn, you three will go to California and find him. Now, let's eat." Havino instructed as he started diving into the large lake full of catfish. Gina and the baby dragons dove in afterwards. Inside tha cave, Kevin was watching them, starving to death. He growled with anger.
"So, L.Z., Razzby, and Terrance get to take the trip, huh?" He said to himself. "Well, if they can find him, I will… and I'll kill him for being so 'unique'."
Meanwhile, back in Looney Tunes land…
They were at the city's fishing grounds, where Tahitii was about to start his swimming and fishing test.
"Okay, Tahitii. Listen up." Wile E. started. "Since is getting close to sundown, let's make this test your dinner for tonight because you'll get to eat some delicious rainbow trout and catfish that's in this lake. You will be timed for this test, which is how long you can stay underwater. Then, after that, you can swim for fish for the remainder of the evening. Understand?"
Tahitii nodded as he got ready to dive.
"Okay. Three… two… one… GO!" Tahitii sucked in some air and dove in. He floated there underwater and allowed Wile E. to start the time. Lola was watching from Bugs' lap. Bugs was sitting on a bench near the water as he drenched his large feet in the warm, clear water.
"What did Tahitii's thoughts tell ya, Lo?" Bugs asked. Lola sighed.
"It's a long story, Bugs. How about I tell you when we prepare to…" She whispered as she leaned towards his ear and whispered something in his ear. Bugs did his signature eyebrow flutter as he heard Lola's sexy whispering in his ear.
"Really?" He asked. Lola nodded with a seductive smile on her face. "Neato."
After 30 minutes of holding his breath, Tahitii came up to the surface just to hear Wile E. scream:
"Time!" He looked at his watch. "Good grief! Daffy, are you prepared to collaspe to the floor?"
"Maybe, but should I?" Daffy asked back.
"Yes, because Tahitii managed to hold his breath for a whopping half an hour plus." After that response, Daffy literally fell back to the soft, green grass and became unconcious. Bugs chuckled as he saw this.
"Dat's Daff for ya!" He exclaimed as he held on to Lola. "Ready to eat, Tahitii?"
Did Wile E. say that there was rainbow trout AND catfish in this lake, Lola? Tahitii's thoughts asked. Lola nodded with a smile. ALRIGHT!
He dove back in the lake with a big splash and this time, went for the fish. As he did, Sylvester stood up from the ground and dusted himself off.
"I'm goin' to Yarnell'sth Buffet. Anybody want anything?" He asked. Bugs raised his hand.
"Lola and I want the freshest chef's salad dey have, along wit some ranch, fat-free dressin'!" He exclaimed.
"I'll have the Colission Burger with everything on it, except pickles and onions." Wile E. replied. He looked down at Daffy, who was still fainted on the grass. "Daffy, do you want anything?"
"Huh? What?" Daffy blurted out as he sat up quickly.
"I'm going to Yarnell'sth Buffet to get oursthelvesth sthome food. Bugsth and Lola asthked for a chef'sth sthalad with ranch dressthing and Wile E. asthked for the Colission Burger with everything on it, exthept picklesth and onionsth. What do you want?" Sylvester replied. Daffy shook the dizzyness out of his head as he replied.
"Oh! I want the Fried Crab Leg Sthticksth with cocktail sthaucthe for the dip." He replied.
"Okay. I'll have mysthelf a plate of shrimp. We can share the sthaucthe."
"Sthoundsth good to me! Oh, and I want sthome sthoda to drink."
"Blue wine for me." Wile E. added.
"And bottled water for us." Bugs and Lola added in unison.
"Okey dokey! I'll be back shortly!" Sylvester reminded as he left for the buffet. Tahitii just came out with a big lily pad, loaded with so much catfish and rainbow trout. He sat down in front of his giant platter and began eating.
Minutes later, back at their hotel studio…
"What a dinner that was." Lola sighed as she sat next to Bugs, who was laid down on his back, patting his stomach with satisfaction.
"Yep. Dat was some dinna!" He agreed. "Yarnell's always has da best food."
"I tell ya what!" Lola looked from over her shoulder with a seductive smile on her face. Bugs noticed as he sat up.
"You tinkin' what I'm tinkin?" He asked sexually as he placed his hands around his wife's waist, kissing her neck passionately. She moaned as she lifted her head with passion.
"Oh, yeah." She moaned as she allowed him to caress her body from every curve of her figure.
Tahitii was watching from their door and squealed. The two loving rabbits ignored that.
Lola, Wile E. said we have one more test to do: my test of my fighting skills. His thoughts warned. Lola heard him and pushed Bugs hands away from her body.
"What da matta, sexy? Don't ya want some?" He asked seductively.
"I do, but Tahitii just told me that we still have one more test for him to do: his fighting skills test." She replied. Bugs' ears drooped with sorrow as he heard her.
"Aw, damn!"
"Don't worry, Bugs. We'll start our 'little secret' when we get back." She stroked under his chin as she walked up to Tahitii and Spectron and picked both of them up.
"Oh, yeah!" Bugs muttered as he followed her.
Minutes later…
"Okay. I know it's a little late, but we got to do this final test and get it overwith." Wile E. started. "Now, Tahitii, you'll fight Spectron in this test. Since this isn't a real fight, just go a little soft on him. Okay?"
Tahitii nodded as he got into his fighting stance. Spectron did the same. Wile E. blew the whistle and Tahitii jumped for the experiment, but he kicked him in his face. Tahitii squealed with surprise as he shot lasers from his eyes. Spectron blocked it with his wings and attempted to punch Tahitii across the face. The dragon blocked it and punched back. The fight continued on, having Tahitii shooting lasers, firebreath, plasma breath, and an crystal spell every now and then. These powers impressed the Looneys.
"Superpowersth now?" Daffy asked. "Now, that'sth justht bullshit!"
"Daffy, calm down." Bugs replied. "Dis dragon just has it all, dat's all."
"Humph! Hasth it all… my assth!"
"What's your problem, Daff?"
"I'm not mad. I'm actually sthurpristhed. I'm justht cursthing justht to get the exthitement outta me."
"I hope so."
Minutes later…
Wile E. blew the whistle again and Tahitii and Spectron stopped their fighting in response. They were panting hard and exhausted, but they sure did put up a good fight.
"Excellent battle, you two." Wile E. congradulated as he pulled out two dog bowls full of ice cold and clean water for each of them. "You deserve a break before some real action begins. As for the rest of us, great job supporting them. You may head off to bed now, everyone!"
Later, in Bugs and Lola's room…
They resumed their love moment under the covers. Lola was naked, but was covered by the sheets. Bugs was kissing her on the mouth passionately as they rubbed on each other sexually. They moaned with each other's touch as they kissed. Lola released the kiss for some air as she allowed Bugs to massage her back.
"Now, that Tahitii's done with the tests, will Daffy get along with him?" She asked randomly in a whisper.
"Yeah. He did say he was cursin' just to get his excitement outta his system." He replied as he slowly moved his hands from her back to her breasts. She moaned deeply as she felt this. "Shall we do what ya whispered in my ear eariler?"
"As long as I'm on my back for it." She replied sexually as she let Bugs sit up and she laid down on her back. "I'm ready when you are."
"Alright." He replied as he continued the romance for the rest of the night.
To be continued..