Disclaimers: we do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. there, we admit it, happy? do you guys enjoy ruining our dreams? you must, if you INSIST we put these in here! (goes into rant) FIVE MINUTES LATER (takes in deep breath) thank you for your time.

" I swear Stanley how we ended up with these idiots, I can't even begin to fathom. Did you see what they did to that vase……AGAIN?" Mabs voice could be heard drifting down the staircase, apparently talking to Stanley.

"Stanley!" Sabrina cried happily, "I'm soo happy your ok!" squealed Sabrina as a white squirel with pink polka dots could be seen descending the stair case, followed by a floating fairy dressed in what appeared to be a mini dress made of pink silk. Upon spotting the squirrel she scooped him into her arms and began snuggling him.

" Oh mabs-ie….I was so afraid you got smooshed by the stupid vase!" Karma cried hugging Mabs."

The group of 4 boys and their father and brother looked on with interest as they began cuddling they're friends…apparently forgetting they weren't the only ones in the room. Then they watched with amusement as karma tried to swish her tail. Key word: tried.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She shrieked in terror, dropping Mabs.

"MY TAIL! WHERES MY TAIL?I CAN'T SWISH MY TAIL! I'M TRYING TO MOVE IT! BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET SO CLOSE TO MY TAIL WHILE YOU WERE CUTTING THE TAPE! OH MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL!"

The others in the room watched with amusement as she turned in circles trying to find her tail. Then Sabrina did the one thing she knew never to do…she compared her to a dog.

"Hey, Karma," she said innocently, " you know…you look like a dog chasing it's tail doing that."

Koenma and King Yama hit their foreheads with the palms of their hands while simultaneously groaning.

"Whats wrong Koenma-sama?" Botan asked

"Well….being a cat demon she HATES being compared to a dog….and the opposite goes for Sabrina about cats." He sighed. "will they ever learn?"

The six watched with slight horror as the scene before them unfolded. First, Karma stopped spinning, focusing all her attention on her sister, who had dropped Stanley to the floor. Second, Karma let loose a feral growl and leaped at Sabrina. Third, Sabrina took off running with Karma hot on her tail. The new bodyguards listened with interest as the girls took off running up the stairs, as they reached the second floor shouts, thuds, growling, scratching, and yelping could be heard.

They watched as Sabrina came tearing down the stairs.

"DADDYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed a scratched and beaten Sabrina as she came tearing down the stairs, "SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!"

"Ahh this would be your first step as bodyguards, watch they're claws and Sabrina has a tendency to bite." He said waving his hands in his daughter's direction while stepping out the door, along with Koenma.

"Well, Kurama, Hiei this looks like a job for you two," Botan said while she, Kuwabara and Yusuke disappeared through a portal, just in time to dodge a flying Karma.

"This is gonna be fun," Hiei commented sarcastically while eyeing the twisting, growling, hissing, scratching, biting mass of girl in front of him.

" Alright…here's the plan, I'll grab the one with the purple hair, you grab the blue one. Alright, ready? Now!"

As Kurama was saying this, had been walking to the side that seemed to be Karma. But before they could say anything a white and pink squirrel walked up to them, followed by a…small…person.

"Would you like some advice for dealing with them, since it looks like your friends deserted you?" The squirrel asked.

"Ummmm…yes." Kurama finally decided.

"Well…just so you know….I'm Mabs," the fairy said pointing to herself, "and this is Stanley." She said jerking her thumb behind her at the squirrel.

"We would suggest staying away from claws and teeth." Stanley said with authority.

"Like we didn't know that already." Kurama muttered to Hiei. "Alright let's do this."

With that said both boys lunged at the pulsating mass extricating two young females.

"LET ME GO I'M GONNA KILL HER…….CALL ME A DOG!"

"AGHHH DON'T SCRATCH!"

"LET ME GOOO SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!"

"STOP BITING ME ONNA!"

As karma continued to scratch at her captives arms and Sabrina kept right on biting, they're captives struggled to think of a way to stop them. Suddenly though they stopped on their own having just spotted Mabs and Stanley.

"Mabs! I lost my tail!" Karma sobbed out.

Mabs sighed heavily, "It's glued to your back moron!"

"Really?" She felt behind her, "There it is!" She proceeded to pull it free and wrap it around her body." My poor poor tail." The boys took in the sight of the sisters, even more tangled after having fought each other, only now their clothing was in shreds leaving nothing to the imagination.

"HEY! You guys haven't met Stan-Stan and Mabs have you?" Sabrina suddenly asked, twisting to look at Hiei.

"We'll introduce you!" Karma cried pulling free of Kurama, scooping up Mabs and handing Stanley to Sabrina, she turned to Kurama. " This is Mabs! My Fairy!" She said proudly.

"Also known as the brains of the operation, nice to meet you." Mabs deadpanned sticking her hand out to Kurama, who was staring at them. He shook it, slightly suspicious.

"And this," Sabrina said, pausing to snuggle Stanley, "Is my squirrel, he has magic nuts, so you better watch out!" She spouted proudly to Hiei.

"Ahem, nice to meet you, please excuse her, she sniffed to much glue as a child if you know what I mean." Stanley said to him. While all this was being said Karma had been taking in their appearances, them meaning herself and Sabrina.

"Sabrina!" Karma cried.

"What?" her half sister questioned.

"Look at ourselves!" she gestured to herself and Sabrina.

Sabrina looked, "Oh my gosh your right!" she cried anxiously.

Kurama and Hiei who thought they had been talking about their more than compromising clothing….were shocked when the next few sentences reached their ears.

"I know! I don't know where he is!"

"Oh how could we lose them again?"

"They can't have gotten far…."

"Excuse me ladies, if I could be so bold as to ask. what are you talking about?" Kurama questioned looking from one sister to the other.

That's the end of the chapter!

Later!