Disclaimers: Karmarox doesn't own YuYu Hakusho. (Stan.: Sabrina's in denial, she doesn't own em)

Onward to the chapter!

Mabs looked over at the two girls, glaring. "you lost them AGAIN? That's the second time today!"

Karma blinked. "when did you learn to count letters?"

Hiei snorted. "Baka. It's 'numbers' not 'letters'."

The cat demon glared at the fire demon. "Na-uh! I have a human book upstairs, called alzebre, and it said letters meant numbers!"

Sabrina picked up Stanley by the tail for the second time that day. "have you seen Junior?"

"He and Mr. Pointy got hitched." Came his sarcastic reply.

She and Karma gasped before dashing up the stairs.

"JUNIOR, YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED YET, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!"

"MR. POINTY, YOU HAVE TO GET A DRESS AND A CAKE!"

"THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A CAKE CUZ THEY'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!"

"YOU CAN'T DENY TRUE LOVE, SABRINA!"

"CAN SO! I'M A PRIN-CORN!"

"JUNIOR, MR. POINTY, RUN! GET MARRIED! BE FREE!"

"THEY'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!"

"FINE! THEY'LL ESLOPE!"

"JUNIOR IF YOU ESLOPE, I'LL NEVER POLISH YOU AGAIN!"

Mabs smacked Stanley across the head. "you know better than to use sarcasm with those two!"

Kurama watched as Karma came speeding down the stairs with Sabrina chasing her.

"KARMA! GIVE ME BACK MR. POINTY!"

"NO! YOU WERE GONNA FLUSH HIM!"

"HE'S NOT MARRYING JUNIOR!"

"I'M NOT LETTING YOU FLUSH MR. POINTY!"

"THEN GIVE ME BACK JUNIOR!"

"FINE!"

The boys watched as a large bazooka flew at Sabrina, sending her to the ground with a grown.

"that wasn't nice." Stanley scolded.

Karma huffed. "she wanted Junior, so I gave her Junior. Not my fault she didn't say what form."

The two boys anime fell.

"YOU MEAN JUNIOR AND MR. POINTY ARE WEAPONS?" Kurama yelled.

They blinked. "duh"

Sabrina grabbed Hiei's hand and began dragging him up the stairs. "C'mon, ya gotta help us pack!"

Karma began dragging Kurama up the stairs as well. "Yup! You get to hold the suitcase!"

She left him out in the hall, next to Hiei and handed him an open suitcase before going into her room.

"ALRIGHT, SABRINA, READY?"

"READY!"

"ON YOUR MARK…"

Mabs smirked at the boys. "Prepare to be in a world of pain."

"GET SET…."

Kurama blinked. "What—"

"GO!"

He watched as twenty million articles of clothing came flying at him and Hiei, all aimed for the suitcases that they held. Crap.

The boys went down under the pile of clothes, making Stanley and Mabs snicker.

Finally, the clothes stopped, and they stood up before going up to the clothes pile.

"I think we packed a bit too much." Sabrina said, looking at the two piles.

Karma shook her head. "Nah, we just need to jam 'em in there."

After a bunch of weird curses from them both, a lot of jumping, more weird curses, and taking out about half of what they put in there, they were finally able to zip up the suitcases—to some point.

Looking up at the clock, Kurama groaned. They were WAY behind schedule.

"Botan will have to teleport us to the park. My car's parked there." (he's seventeen)

Kurama exited the portal, before gasping at the girls.

"YOU CAN'T BE HERE IN THAT FORM!" He yelled, gesturing to their demon features.

Sabrina blinked before placing illusions on herself and Karma, making them look the same, but without their ears, fangs, claws and tails.

As soon as he introduced them to his car, he instantly regretted it.

Karma and Sabrina began pushing all the buttons, giggling when one would make a noise.

Hiei rolled his eyes. Hn. They are much like children.

Yes. ANNOYING children.

BAM!

The kitsune/human whipped around.

"What happened?" He called out.

"NOTHING!" They called out quickly. TOO quickly, for his taste.

Against their better judgment, they peeked through the back door, only to find a BIG hole in the back seat.

"YOU BLEW A HOLE IN MY CAR?"

Karma sweat dropped. "Well….more like, SABRINA did it, but yeah…"

"ME? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WOULDN'T STOP PULLING ON JUNIOR!"

They looked over at the kitsune, who's eyes were glowing red.

"You're not mad are you?" Hiei mocked, a smirk on his face.

He got in the car, waiting for the red head to do the same.

"Who, me?" He asked, taking a left turn. "No, why would I be mad? I mean, they only blew a hole in my friggen car!"

Mabs snickered. "be lucky that's ALL they did. I remember when they bulldozed half the mansion, because King Yama said that if they didn't clean their rooms, he'd take away their television for three whole months. They decided that bulldozing half the house would be easier."

"IT WAS!" Karma shouted.

Sabrina nodded in agreement. "Yeah, until Dad tried to go to the workout room, and fell twenty stories…."

Stanley whacked her upside the head, earning him a scowl from the kitsune.

"The only reason he fell twenty stories, was because you two, who were following behind him, trying to make up excuses, ran into him!"

Groaning, Kurama began to wonder that if MAYBE he stuck his head out the window, and had Hiei roll it up, that it would put him out of his misery.

Fifteen minutes later, he was wondering if maybe Hiei would join him. Karma and Sabrina were NOT the kind of people you brought along for long car rides.

"I'm going insane!" He looked over at Stanley, who blinked up at him. "Any ideas to shut them up?"

The squirrel shrugged. "Tell them a joke or something…."

He sighed before looking over towards the two girls, who's heads were out the window.

Hiei smirked. "I say we roll the windows up and dump the bodies in Kuwabaka's place."

Kurama thought about it. "Tempting….VERY tem—GAH! WHAT AM I SAYING? Hiei, we can't kill them, Koenma would throw us in prison!"

"or he would pay us handsomely and give us an award."

"you know what the scary thing is?" Kurama asked quietly.

Hiei raised an eyebrow, making him continue.

"I'm seriously thinking about reconsidering."

He turned to the girls, who were making faces at the passing cars.

"come back in the car."

The continued making faces, not hearing him.

"Get in the car, NOW."

They ignored him, sticking their tongues out.

"GET IN THE DAMN CAR BEFORE I ROLL THE WINDOW UP!"

They eeped before sitting in their seats, quiet for once.

Until….

"I can't believe they made us go with such a violent person…" Karma muttered.

Kurama's eyebrow began twitching as Hiei chuckled.

"How can you find humor at a time like this?"

"it's very easy, really."

Seeing that Sabrina and Karma were about to start acting up again, he quickly shouted out a riddle.

"OKAY! UH….The Pope doesn't have one, Madonna doesn't need one, and Arnold Swartzenhighger (sp?) has a long one. WHAT IS IT?"

Mabs snickered. "Oh you shouldn't have said that…."

"oh! I know, I know!" Karma waved her hand in the air.

"Yes?" Hiei asked, mentally cursing Kurama for picking such a riddle.

"uh……is it a gun?"

"no."

"I know! OOO! Pick me! Pick me!" Now Sabrina was jumping up and down.

"what?"

"A SQUIREL!"

They all turned to look at Sabrina, who was smiling at Stanley.

"Hey, Stan-Stan, you've made a new friend! What's his name?" She asked Hiei, who growled.

"It's not a squirrel."

Karma blinked. "uh….can I have a hint?"

He sighed. "A last name."

She scratched her head. "I'm not good with last names. Could I have another hint?"

"a last name." He repeated.

"okay! fine! I get it! no more hints!"

An anime vain appeared on his head, as he fought the urge to strangle the cat demon.

"uh…….how about……..Carmichael?"

Kurama growled.

"no….wait…..SAMMUEL! IT'S SAMMUEL, ISN'T IT?"

"A LAST NAME! THE ANSWER IS A LAST NAME, NUMNUTS!"

Sabrina blinked. "are you sure?"

"We're here." Hiei announced, getting out of the car.

So what do ya think? Took a while, I know, but oh well. The joke part happened between me and karma. Karma taking Kurama's place, and me taking Karma's lines as well as my own. I was have a smart day :Sigh: to have one of those days again... XD oh, and i've got somethign to tell you. Ya ready? Yeah? okay then...

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