The Corus Sentinel Classifieds.
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Job Opportunities:
Wanted: gentleman with academic knowledge of Corus's catacombs, secret chambers/passages, tunnels, labyrinths, etc. sense of humor essential. Good physical health and all original limbs an asset. Lucrative work. Unusual hours. Apply to M. Swiftknife, c/o The Dancing Dove Tavern, Lower City, Corus.
Disgruntled noble with kingly ambitions seeks new candidate for Rogue. Ability to be manipulated essential. No obstructers, demanders, or pains in the arses please!
Tyrant seeks cowering populace. Impeccable qualifications B.S.c. Tyranny, M.A. Mayhem, Looting and Pillaging School of Deportment. Contact Zhir Anduo, Sarain headquarters.
Bored Shang Dragon looking for mercenary work. Major war preferred. But will accept any good uprising. In fact, will do anything for money.
Herb Specialist with expertise in poisons needed. Lack of vocal capacities an asset. Contact The Dancing Dove Tavern in the Lower City within the next two weeks. (Ask for Claw).
Fatalistic Bodyguards needed to watch over beautiful queen. Must be loyal till death or possibly beyond. K'mir preferred.
For Sale or Rent:
For sale: second hand suit of armor. Excellent quality. One use only. Slightly rusted. Size 8. Reasonable price. Write to Sir Myles, the palace.
Two Places available on luxury cruise to Copper Isles. Unwanted prize win. Box 500.
Does anybody own a copy of Raising The Dead For Profit And Pleasure, by Pintlis R. Ubissh? Looking for original boxed set of volumes 1-8. Must be in mint condition.
For Rent: charming town house in Port Caynn. Lovely view. Stable, servant's quarters, emergency exits, twelve bedrooms, ten bathrooms. Underpriced! Will not last long! House Azik, Dog Lane, Port Caynn, etc.
Lost And Found:
Lost: Dangerous looking sword of aggressive magical properties. Sentimental value. Reward. Box 89.
Found: Map of Northern countries. Mysterious language. Grubby, poor condition. Box 10005
Personals:
Noble lady, 21, brunette, green eyes, about 5'5", would like to meet prince or similar, around age 30. Ambitious type. Must have excellent prospects.
Thom: kindly return the copy of Necromancy For Beginners that I lent you.
-Si Cham
Roald: I will give you the biggest thrashing of your life if you advertise in here again. -Lianne
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