A/N: Brace yourself because this chapters a biggie. Sadly I don't mean long by that it's just big. You'll get it when your done.

Chapter 7: Gum anyone?

Lorelai lazily slumped into her house that afternoon.

She felt happy. Content.

Luke had put all his feelings out on the table for her and for once she felt like he wasn't hiding anything.

Man I wish I could talk to Rory right now.

And as if on cue her cell phone began to ring.

Whoa maybe Rory and mines telepathic abilities are finally kicking in.

"Hey hon."

"Mom oh thank god you're here!"

The moment that panicked statement left Rory's mouth she knew something was wrong.

"Rory? What's going on? Are you hurt or something?"

"No—"

"What did the evil Yaley's do to you?"

"Nothing mom, but I'm going to need you to calm down—"

"Man I knew I should of never let you run off to preschool! I should have locked you up in your room and forced you to watch movies about germs so you became a 21st century Howard Hughes."

"Mom!"

"I'm sorry… Tell me what's going on."

"Okay, what I'm about to tell you might freak you out a little, but whatever you do please don't because I don't have much time."

"What the hell do you mean you don't have much time!"

"Mom, that's the freaking out I'm talking about."

"Okay. I'm sorry. Continue."

"Well when I went to that press Gala in Hartford, a small uh incident occurred. And well… brace yourself mom… I'm in Jail."

"You're… you're… IN WHAT!"

"Here come the fireworks."

"How the hell did you get in jail!"

"Mom listen, I just really need you to pick me up right now."

"Rory… I'm kind of waiting for an explanation here!"

"Listen Mom, you know how we used to always joke around about prison being all luxurious and filled with sofas, and plasma screens, and Cops re-runs. Well it's not, and believe it or not they really do say you have five minutes."

"What jail is it," she said immediately jumping into logical mode.

"Hartford District."

"You need bail."

"100."

"I'll be right there."

"Wait mom…"

"Yeah?"

"Uh do you think you could possible well um bring another 100?"

"For what?"

"Well Jess kind of needs bail to…"

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Lorelai exited the jail with her lips pursed and a stern face, as a slumped over Jess and Rory followed.

How did this happen. Rory. My beautiful amazing smart daughter got arrested for sneaking out into a security closet and loosing her virginity! I mean I thought the what was a big deal but the why totally blows it out of the park! Loosing her virginity! What happened to all those sex talks! I mean I know she's in college but she always said she'd tell me first! How could she do this and I mean out of all the people she had to loose it with it just had to be Jess! Jess, oh my god Jess! Luke's nephew! LUKE'S Nephew! Whoa I can't breathe. I think I'm actually having trouble breathing. Okay so this is awkward. What do I say to them? I think I'm supposed to say something. They're looking at me! Why are they looking at me! I think I should say something."

"Gum anyone?"

She heard quiet murmurs of no coming from the seat next to her so she figured it was better if she dropped Jess off and saved the talking for Rory.

What am I going to do?

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"Is it okay if I just drop you off here and you explain the whole thing to Luke? I mean I already called him and told him I was getting you just—"

"Yeah… yeah. It's fine. Um thank you for… yeah I better go." And Jess scurried inside to get away from the awkward situation.

Rory was starring straight ahead when Lorelai turned to look at her.

"So do you want to get this conversation done now or when we get home?"

"Home, definitely home."

"Okay."

The drive home was probably the quietest one the two girls had ever been through. As they approached the house each of them both let out a deep sigh at the same time. They quickly turned to look at each other frightened by the coincidence and then turned there heads quickly forward again.

"So um how about we talk out here? I mean get this out of the way as quickly as possible," said Lorelai in one big breath.

"I agree…"

"Rory what the hell happened?"

"Jess."

"Well yea, I can kind off tell by the smudged lip stick all over you face."

"Mom…"

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry… This just isn't easy for me."

"I know… He needed someone to talk to because well he just found out some crazy news and he heard you and Luke talking about the Press Gala thing I was at so he came to find me and we went to the security room to just talk and well somehow I ended up kissing him and… well Bam! Then well apparently the alarm went off and the cops found us and… Yeah."

Lorelai swallowed the lump that had formed her throat. Wow this is weird. "So uh were you… safe?"

"Yes."

"Okay well that's good… Rory what does this mean? I mean this is the same guy who broke your heart. Who told you he loved you and just left! He bailed on you twice Rory!"

"I know…"

"Then what the hell are you doing having sex with him!"

"Mom, he's changed…"

"He's changed!"

"Yes he's changed!"

"Well wow you guys must have done some incredible talking if you already realized that "he's changed"!"

"Mom, God! This is exactly why I didn't want to call you! Because I knew you'd act like this! He loves me Mom! He really loves me and I love him! I trust him mom I can just tell! He's changed mom! He's changed!" By now Rory was on the verge of tears.

"Whoa… Honey I'm sorry. I shouldn't have acted like that," she said rapping her arms around her daughter. "I'm sorry. I just. I wished we could've talked first."

"Me too."

"Just promise me no more security rooms okay?"

"Okay."

"Wait what did he have to tell you."

"Well…"

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"Jess what the hell were you thinking!" hollered and enraged Luke.

"I- I don't know…"

"I can't believe you! I mean if you did one thing to hurt. I swear one thing!"

"I didn't hurt her! I would never hurt her! I love her for Christ Sakes so will you get the hell off my case!"

"Get the hell of your case!"

"Yeah!"

"Jess why the hell were you even going after her in the first place?"

"You so don't even wanna know the answer to that."

"Uh like hell I do!"

"Fine it was because of Liz!"

"Liz what the fucks she got do with this?"

"Oh Luke, your going to be in for a hell of a surprise with this one!"

"Then tell me!"

"Liz isn't my mom!"

"…Liz isn't want?"

"Liz isn't my mom?" Jess shouted his voice cracking.

"She's not your… then who is."

"My real mom apparently dumped Jimmy when she found out she was pregnant but died in child birth. Liz was dating Jimmy at the time when he found out about me but my nutcase of a father ended up splitting leaving me with someone with no relationship to me whatsoever!"

Luke stood there silent.

All these year… All these year! And Liz isn't even his mother. Oh I'm going to kill Jimmy! I'm gonna kill him! Liz was doing the right thing after all.

"Jess I'm sorry…"

"Don't worry. I'm through with this! I'm through with her!"

"Jess."

"No don't Jess! She lied to me."

"She raised you!"

"And you see how well that turned out!"

"She gave it her best shot."

"I know it's just… I killed my mom…"

"You didn't kill your Mom."

"Yes I did. I killed her. If it wasn't for me she's still be alive."

"Jess you can't look at it that way… you just can't."

"I know. That's what Rory said… Luke I love her."

"I know you do."

"And I would never hurt her."

"I know that too."

"We were safe."

"Good."

"Well um… Are we good?"

"Yeah… uh… Are you still going to the wedding tomorrow?"

"I don't know. I guess. What about you. You and Lorelai are going right."

"Wow… I don't know anymore."

"Oh yea… Sorry If I messed that up for you…"

A/N: So what do you think? Too soap opera or what? I just really wanted Jess and Rory together its just I thought Luke and Lor would be kind off gross saying there all kina related.