Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers
Intro: If it's one thing I have weirdness about, it's my mini-obsessions. I'd obsess about something for about a month, but then I'd move on. One of the fun things about is the fact that I can write about almost anything. For example, I wrote Final Fantasy Origins: Remix during my Classic Final Fantasy fetish. If you could guess, I am having a fetish about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the 80's version, not that crappy new one made by 4Kids), so maybe I can use this chapter to break my mini-obsession. This will tae place after the events of Calvin and Hobbes in Kingdom Hearts, my other C&H story. Read and Review, tell me if this interests you (My main Fanfiction, C&H in KH, only has about 4 Chapters left), and flames will be used to boil water for Turtle Soup. ENJOY!
Chapter One: Heroes in the Double Stripe
It was a hot, summer's day. School was out for the season, and the boy they call Calvin, with his friend, Hobbes, have woken up early for their usual Saturday-morning cartoon ritual. With their bowls of cereal, Calvin having his favorite Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs and Hobbes with just some Raisin Bran, sat down to watch their animated heroes bop each other with heavy objects and narrowly escape baddies in their silly manners. However, when Calvin reached for the remote…
Calvin: (Remote Clicks) Hey, what the heck?
Hobbes: Did you check the batteries?
Calvin: (Opens back of remote) they must be dead. Stupid lazy parents can't even change a few dumb batteries… (Walks up to TV, presses power switch, TV doesn't react) Huh? (Presses button many times) MOM, DAD, THE TV'S BUSTED!
Calvin's Dad: (Walks in with Calvin's Mom) Calvin, we need to talk.
Calvin: You're darn right. We need a new TV. Maybe plasma-screen-(Interrupted)
Calvin's Mom: You need to stop getting up every Saturday like this and taking the couch for 5 hours watching your shows. It's not healthy.
Calvin: (Points to Hobbes) But, his favorite show, Thundercats, will be on in a few minutes!
Hobbes: (In stuffed-animal form)…
Calvin's Dad: It's bad enough you are afraid of the baseball and the bike.
Calvin: I've got proof! The baseball's like a piranha and the bike's possessed! I've said it before! You guys just don't listen.
Calvin's Dad: (Ignoring Calvin) so, we've unplugged the TV. That way, you can play outside all morning long, instead.
Calvin: You can't make me! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY!
(View of outside house)
Calvin: (Tosses out the door with stuffed animal Hobbes) AAAAAAAAH! (Hits ground) Well, nuts. What do you want to do, Hobbes?
Hobbes: (Growls) I wanted to see my episode. I heard this is the one where Liono is supposed to finally beat Mum-Ra…
Calvin: There's go to be some other way of seeing our shows…
Hobbes: (Scratches chin) Well, we could visit Susie…
Calvin: NO WAY!
Hobbes: Come on, she'd have to let you stay. You saved her heart back in Hallow Bastion, right? Plus, she knows you like her. You haven't thrown a single water balloon at her yet. Not even at G.R.O.S.S.
Calvin: …Hmm…I don't know.
Hobbes: After we see our shows, we could clog her toilet.
Calvin: Okay! G.R.O.S.S. operation: "Sneak & Vandalize" is underway!
At Susie's house…
Calvin: (Knocks on door)
Susie: (Opens door half-way) Calvin? What are you doing here?
Hobbes: We were kind of wondering…
Calvin: Can we please watch TV with you? Hobbes is missing his 'ep of Thundercats and we've still gotta see Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
Susie: Let me think about this, you porcupine head. (Closes door)
Calvin: (Feels hair) Are my spikes really that big?
Susie: (Thinking) I don't know what to think of Calvin anymore. One day, he's hitting me with slush balls, the next he's practically asking me out. Ever since that adventure to find Kingdom Hearts, he's been acting all mushy towards me. Well, I have let him in once, and he DID save my life and soul… (Opens door) Come on in!
Calvin: (Enters house) you are one awesome girl, Susie!
(?): One awesome person.
Hobbes: Ozymandias?
Ozy: Yes, it's me.
Calvin: How'd you get here?
Ozy: I told you, I'd figure out that Navi-G to your world someday, Calvin.
Calvin: Cool.
Susie: (Pulls out cereals) Choco-Chunkies, Berry Blitzes, or Captain Chomp?
Hobbes: (Raises paw) All of the above!
Calvin: (Flips through channels) Bugs Bunny, here we come!
And so, the Boy, the Girl, the Tiger and the Fox proceeded to enjoy the animated adventures of a tricky rabbit, an easily-angered duck, and a pig with a slight speech impediment, a hungry coyote and an elusive roadrunner, and many more. After a while, there was a knock on the door. Who showed up surprised the television viewers.
Calvin's Mom: I had a feeling I'd find you here.
Calvin: (Whispers) Eep! Ozy, pretend to be a stuffed animal!
Ozy: (Whispers back) I understand! (Falls to the ground like a rag doll)
Calvin: (To his parents, nervously) Heh, what are you guys doing here?
Calvin's Dad: Mr. and Mrs. Derkins called to us and asked if you called earlier.
Calvin: I can explain! I-(Interrupted)
Susie: It was my fault. I invited him over. I didn't' have any idea he was grounded form Saturday cartoons.
Mr. Derkins: Well, Susie, we forgive you, but your friend will have to leave.
Calvin's Mom: Come on, Calvin. (Notices Ozy) And, nicely sewn stuffed animal, Susie.
Susie: Thank you.
Later…
Annoyed, Calvin and Hobbes were aimlessly walking around outside. Susie and Ozy joined them.
Susie: Hi, Calvin.
Ozy: Sorry about what happened. We had no idea.
Hobbes: Calvin's a little steamed about losing his TV privileges…
Calvin: It's not fair! I'd understand if I looked like Jabba the Hutt, but come on!
Hobbes: I think he meant, "Thanks for taking the blame for us".
Susie: It's okay. That's the least I could do for what you did.
Ozy: Well, it's a nice day out. How about we play a game, like tag, or capture the flag, or ninja…
Calvin: (Stops sulking) what did you say?
Ozy: I just suggested…
Calvin: No, that last one.
Ozy: Ninja?
Calvin: Ninja…I've got an idea! (Runs behind house)
Susie: Whatever it is, I hope it involves Calvin keeping his…pants on.
Some time later…
Calvin had prepared something behind his house. It looked like he took four cardboard boxes and turned them into helmets.
Calvin: (Dramatic) Pre-SEEEEEEEEEENTING… The brand-new Toon Helmets!
Ozy: Is this one of your cardboard box inventions?
Hobbes: (Counts on fingers) let's see, we have the Transmogrifier, the Time Machine, the Duplicator, the Gummi Ship…
Calvin: (Ignoring Hobbes and Ozy) with this, we can put ourselves into any cartoon we choose. And I choose…Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Susie: Teenage Mutant…
Ozy: Ninja…
Hobbes: Turtles?
Calvin: Yeah! Just think about it! We'll have these really neat ninja weapons, and we'll beat the Tabasco sauce out of bad guys like the Shredder, Krang, Leatherhead, and Casey Jones!
Hobbes: Wait, wasn't Casey a good guy?
Ozy: This is something Millie would think of.
Susie: How, do you think, we'll get into this supposed world?
Calvin: Are you saying my inventions don't work!
Hobbes: (Holds stomach) because, trust me, they do.
Calvin: Okay, let's put on the helmets. (Sticks one on each kid's head) now, press the button on it.
Susie/Hobbes/Ozy: (Reluctantly pushes button) …
Calvin: (Pushes button) Boink!
Hobbes: (Monotone) Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
Susie: Ka-pink!
Ozy: Blizzard!
At that moment, the world around our young heroes became dark and flashed all the colors of the rainbow. All of a sudden, the world had changed. What was once the familiar white house of Calvin and Hobbes was now a dark alleyway covered with graffiti. They were in New York City.
Susie: It. Worked?
Ozy: Intriguing. It's-
Hobbes: (With Ozy) amazing what corrugated Cardboard Boxes can do these days…
Calvin: Isn't it? Welcome, my friends, to the N.Y.C.!
Ozy: This can't be real. (Feels his fur) My senses are working fine… (Feels brick wall) It feels real…
Susie: (Eyes are large in her head) the people seem real!
Gangster: (Blocking alleyway) what's a couple of kids doing in these here streets?
Calvin: Uh-oh.
Gangster: Youse darn right "Uh-oh". (Draws switchblade) I'll bet your mommies and daddies will pay big money to have you back. (Opens switchblade)
Calvin: uh, guys, unless you want to become carving blocks, we'd better become the Ninja Turtles.
Susie: How are we going to do that?
Calvin: (Said as gangster approaches) just think of your favorite turtle, and you'll change into him! Quick!
The four closed their eyes tight. In a break of light, their bodies changed form. They did not become turtles, but Calvin, Susie, and Ozy morphed into familiar beasts. Along with the normal sashes and weapons, they instead become tigers! When the four opened their eyes, they grew a determined look.
Susie: Wow!
Hobbes: Okay, you punk, you'd better beware…
Ozy: Because a new good is here to stay!
Calvin: Cue corny intro music!
(Entering music video mode)
doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo…
Calvin: We are…the Preteen…
Hobbes: Mutant…
Susie: Ninja…
Ozy: Tigers!
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers,
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Heroes in the Double Stripe…
All: TIGER POWER!
They're…one of the world's most fearsome fighting team…
Calvin: Hey!
They're kids with double stripes, and they're…not green?
Hobbes: Orange and Black are much better in my opinion.
When the evil Shredder attacks, these tiger kids won't CUT NO SLACK!
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers,
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Heroes in the Double Stripe…
All: TIGER POWER!
Mr. Bun guides this goofy tiger team…
Susie: He's a radical rabbit!
Calvin-ardo leads, Ozy-Tello does machines…
Ozy: That's a fact, true.
Hobbes-eal is cool, but crude…
Hobbes: get a grip!
Susie-Angela is a party chick!
Susie: Yippee!
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers,
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Heroes in the Double Stripe…
All: TIGER POWER!
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers,
Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers, Heroes in the Double Stripe…
TIGER POWER!
(End music video)
Calvin: Calvin-Ardo's the name, leading's my game! If you step up, I'll cut you down to size with my double-Katana Sword slash!
Ozy: Konnichiwa, sir. I am Ozy-Tello. I am very talented in machinery, but I'm sure others are better. I'll regret it, but I may have no choice but to attack you with my Bo Staff.
Hobbes: I'm Hobbes-Eal. I'm the toughest one, because tigers are the strongest big cat in the world. I'll run through you with my Sai double daggers!
Susie: Hey, you can call me Susie-Angela, and boy do I like to have fun! I like hitting people with my Nunchukas almost as much, so watch out! (Blows kiss)
Gangster: You four creep me out! I'm out of here! (Runs)
Hobbes: Since when were you a fun-lover, Susie?
Susie: Ever since I grew orange sashes, fur, chained-together sticks and claws, that's when!
Calvin: Well, let's have fun, shall we?
Ozy: Your parents said you were going to play outside…
Hobbes: And here, fighting Foot Soldiers and playing tag are almost the same!
Calvin: Well let's do this!
The four then ran off to discover what changed in their realities as they were…
THE PRETEEN MUTANT NINJA TIGERS!
End chapter one.