A/n: Wow, only one review. I mean, I knew I wasn't going to be expecting 100 reviews, but c'mon now! Only one? Well, I hope this chapter would bring up more than one.

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Summary: Harry tells the story of Ron and Hermione, and how they play the game of Jealousy. Attempting to make the other jealous, by snogging from one person to another. Will Jealousy kill the cat? Or will they continue snogging other people besides each other?

Jealousy Killed the Cat

By Sunshine Stacy

Chapter Two: Hannah Abbott

Now, I remember when we haven't even been in school for a month yet, and Ron already got himself a girlfriend. Even though they only lasted for about…three weeks, I could tell that Hermione was surely trying to hide her urge to hex this the poor girl.

It was quite weird though. I mean girls were practically starting to fall at Ron's feet! I'm not trying to say he looks like a mountain troll or anything, but it just started happening this year. I guess they all heard from Lavender how much of a good snog he was or something. With all the girls swooning over Ron, I was starting to worry how Hermione was taking all of this attention Ron was getting from his fans. With the first girl of the year, I could tell Hermione's jealousy build-up took a quick jump-start.

I remember Ron's first girlfriend of the year. I thought it was quite amusing, actually. I would never picture these two as an item. And even the ways that Hermione acted as if it didn't affect her at all…oh, Merlin! It was priceless. She would throw books at him, give him nasty glares during class, and she refused to even give him the slightest help on his homework. This game was off to a pretty dirty start.

The three of us was walking down to the Greenhouses for Herbology with Dean, Seamus, and Neville. We were all minding our own business, talking about the normal topics that we talk about: Quidditch, exams, classes, our hatred for Slytherins…etc, when a group of giggling girls came up walking next to us.

"Just go up and ask him, Hannah! He's right there!" said a blonde girl to a redheaded girl, obviously named Hannah.

"Shh! Keep it down, he'll hear you!" squealed Hannah.

We all looked over at the group who sounded like a heard screaming banshees, to find that they were already looking at us. Once the banshees saw us turn to look at them, they quickly snapped their heads towards each other, and began giggling again.

"Pathetic," I heard Hermione mutter under her breath, rolling her eyes.

"Hannah, just do it!" said the blonde girl again, trying to whisper but she apparently failed too, because we heard her loud and clearly. But, before Hannah could protest, the whole group pushed her towards us, making her stumble right into Ron, her books falling to the ground.

She sent a glare to her friends as they walked away giggling to each other, and looked up to Ron, blushing. "Sorry, my friends area bit mental," she said, and bent down to pick up her books.

"I know what you mean, I have a few mental ones myself," Ron said to her. I could feel Hermione stiffen next to me, and I knew what she was thinking. Ron called her mental a few times during arguments between them. Ron turned around to us and said, "You guys go ahead, I'llmeet up with you in class," while he bent down to help Hannah with her books. We left, leaving the two redheads.

Hannah emitted out a loud giggle. "Thanks," she said through her giggles, as Ron gave her books back.

"No problem," he replied, and was about to meet up with us, but Hanna grabbed his arm, to hold him back. He gave her a questioning look.

"I'm having a little bit of trouble with my transfiguration homework, do you think you could help me?" She asked, looking deeply into his eyes.

"I'm not that— " Ron started, but Hannah quickly cut off his sentence.

"Please help me, my friends aren't taking transfiguration, and I'm really confused," the girl pleaded.

"Yeah, okay then, sure. I mean, if you're the desperate for help…" Ron finally agreed.

"Oh, thank you so much!" She said all too gleefully, and the two made their way to the greenhouse.

After dinner, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Dean, Seamus, Neville, and myself, were all sitting in the Common Room by the fire, talking about Ron's little studying session.

"I'm telling you Ron, she wants to get in your pants!" Dean said loudly, earning us a great deal of looks from other Gryffindors.

"Disgusting. Is that what all you boys talk about? 'Getting into other peoples' pants'?" Hermione asked, looking up from her potions essay.

"Hermione, we are all hormonally driven 17 year olds. Practically all we think about is other girls in the buff!" Neville explained. Hermione was certainly taken aback. She surely didn't expect that from Neville, maybe from Seamus or Dean, but never Neville.

"I have to agree with Neville, Hermione. It's true," I confessed. Hermione sent me a disapproving look, but I could see the corners of her mouth twitch.

"Okay, there is another matter at hand then what we men think about." Dean said. Hermione rolled her eyes. "Ron, all the signs are there! I think you should go for it!"

"Signs? What signs? She just asked me for some help on her transfiguration homework. The only sign I see there is that she isn't all that bright," Ron said, confused.

"Oh, come on Ron! Are you really that daft as Hermione says you are? She completely begged you to 'help her study'." Seamus said, smacking him lightly on the back of the head.

"Yeah, and I'm sure that it's been like two weeks since she last had a guy took off her knickers," said Ginny. All the guys looked at her.

"It's probably true! I've heard she's been around the castle more than once," Hermione informed, finishing up on her essay.

Nobody spoke for a bit. Since when did Hermione listen to gossip? I could sense the jealousy slowly rising in Hermione. I could hear it bubble at the pit of her stomach. It could be only a matter of minutes 'til it would come to a boiling point.

"The more experienced, the better!" Seamus finally said, and all of us started laughing.

Jealousy finally came to the boiling point.

Hermione took her worn out copy of Hogwarts; A History, and threw it at Ron, and went upstairs to her dormitory. Everyone just stared at Ron with the book in his lap. I gave a silent chuckle.

"Well, I guess I'll meet up with Hannah now…" Ron said, confused about what had just happened, and stuffing Hermione's book in his bag.

We all bid Ron good luck, and her walked out of the portrait hole.

That night, it came clear to Ron that she really didn't need any help with her homework. He did happen to get into her pants, and he and Hannah became an item. They were together for about three weeks, and she broke up with him for Neville, and later broke up with Neville for a Hufflepuff. Apparently, Hermione was right about Ms. Hannah Abbott, she did seem to go around the castle quite a bit.

And as for Hermione's book, I still saw on Ron's bedside table. He never gave it back to her after she threw it at him. I guess he's keeping it for revenge.

A/n: Well, reviewwww and tell me what you think! Oh, and I would like especially thank zoreo09 for being my one and only reviewer for this story.