Intro: I've been really lazy with this story and Calvin and Hobbes in Kingdom Hearts lately. Just too much stuff got on my mind, and I simply forgot about my fan factions. I think I'm also afraid of ending C&H in KH, scared that the chapters will be hard to write and the end of an excellent legacy of fans. My updates will have no particular time in the future, but I hope you can be patient, for I plan to finally write chapter 14 of C&H in KH after my two-month hiatus. Until then, I hope you enjoy this, which was procrastinated for over 4 months!
Chapter 3: Something is wrong in the world of TMNT
To the kids' horrors, Calvin, Hobbes, Susie, and Ozy cannot remove or deactivate their Toon Helmets. In other words, they found themselves stuck in the cartoon world of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Hobbes: (Bushy-tailed) this isn't good, Calvin! We can't go back!
Calvin: This shouldn't be happening. I programmed these things myself, so why aren't they working?
Ozy: We have to find a way out of this. Maybe we should find that Millie version of April O'Neal.
Calvin: It wouldn't work, dog boy. It isn't the real Millie, it's just April O'Neal!
Susie: Well, we won't know until we try, right? (Gets up) Come on, let's go find her apartment.
Hobbes: (Fallows Susie) I could definitely use a reality check.
Ozy: Are you coming too, Calvin?
Calvin: (Mumbles) yeah, hang on.
Some time later…
Not knowing where exactly April O'Neal's apartment is in the world of TMNT New York City, the 4 pseudo-tigers walked around town, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, sticking to the shadows, and otherwise staying out of sight. But this helped our heroes in no way at all, for they were still lost.
Calvin: This is stupid! I don't know why I bothered to fallow you morons.
Ozy: It's better than not even trying at all.
Hobbes: Calvin's right. This is really pointless. Unless we get some kind of really bright Las Vegas style sign (Susie notices something off in the distance), we're never gonna find-
Susie: (Points) FIRE!
Ozy: Susie, I have no use for magic anymore, so I got rid of it, remember?
Susie: No, Ozymandias, I'm talking about April's apartment building, ON FIRE!
Calvin: (To Hobbes) you were saying, Hobbes? (Races towards the apartment)
Ozy: Hang on, April! (Fallows Calvin)
Hobbes: That quote seems really familiar…
The four kids leapt over to the balcony of the apartment's roof. Upon entering, the blazing rooms were filled with Foot Ninja, anticipating the Preteen Mutant Ninja Tigers' and their meddling ways.
Calvin: Just as I thought! Take this, fetish boys! (Draws katana swords and bum rushes the closest ninja)
Hobbes: Why are their always these dumb ninjas everywhere to give us problems? (Draws Sai daggers and throws one at a ninja)
Calvin's rushing attack managed to knock down a purple Foot Ninja, and Calvin's X-slash with both his katana blasted the cut ninja into his buddies, knocking a few down. Meanwhile, Hobbes's Sai-throwing attack was ineffective, for a white Foot Ninja holding a katana in one hand snagged the dagger before it even hit his face, and snapped off the tip. Hobbes forgot his conventional weapon attacks and simply pounced on the white ninja, knocking him down, making him lose his sword, and subjecting the unlucky warrior to Hobbes's furious biting attacks. Another squad of ninjas back-flipped their way into the arena, one drop-kicks Calvin in the face and others surrounding Susie and Ozy.
Ozy: (Draws Bo staff) I don't think we can talk this out like civilized people? (Ducks a punch and catches a Katana in mid-chop) I didn't think so. (Uses Bo like a javelin and punts the katana-user)
Susie: Like Mikey would say, COWABUNGA! (Swings Nunchukas at the crowd's ankles)
Ozy: (Leaps over crowd with Bo Staff) Get away from Susie, you masked cowards! (Swings Bo like a baseball bat, knocking out a few Foots at a time)
As quick and dangerous as the Nunchukas are, Susie was only mortal and had problems fending off the crowd of Foot Ninjas attacking her. Luckily, Ozy was there, choking and pummeling the crowd to unconsciousness with his trusty Bojutsu fighting style. At the same time, Calvin and Hobbes were easily slashing and stabbing their way over to April- er, I mean, MILLIE O'Neal's apartment. Eventually, Susie and Ozy caught up; dodging the falling flaming ceiling boards and other hazards a burning hallway would offer.
Ozy: Millie, uh… APRIL, WE'RE COMING!
Millie: HUH? TIGERS? OZY! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Calvin: Gee, you really think that's the real Millie, Ozy?
Ozy: Positive! Excuse me irrationality, but I have a HUGE premonition about this!
Susie: Well, then for the love of true love, let's go get to her!
Hobbes: This still feels like I'm playing the TMNT Arcade Game…
Entering Millie O'Neal's apartment, Ozy saw what earnestly looked like HIS Millie: a red fox with black paws and demin-jean overalls. And to make manners worse, she was being manhandled (animal-handled?) by one bold Foot Ninja. In a panic, Ozy torn through the small crowd and leapt over the blazing inferno that used to be a love seat couch to strike the ninja as hard as he could with his Bo Staff.
Ozy: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! Bakka!
Calvin: Whoa!
Susie: Calvin, don't be worried about Ozy… worry about our enemies! (Blocks a Kasuri-Gama slice with Nunchuck chain)
Hobbes: Oh yeah! (Pokes Susie's assailant with Sai blade's hook)
Calvin: (Dodges a gunshot from a red-uniformed ninja) Hey, ninjas NEVER use guns, newbie! (Slaps gun out of the ninja's hand with his sword, then chops the firearm in half)
: Back up, you cretins! It's my turn!
: Yeah, let me a good bite of tiger!
Hobbes: Who had those voices again?
Susie: Uh-oh! Baxter Stockman and Leatherhead!
Appearing from a broken window were two familiar faces in the form of TMNT bad guys. The very first was Calvin's dad, but he looked like a fly monster in a lab coat. The other was Ozy's adoptive dragon father, but he had a cowboy-style hat, brown leather jacket and boots, and blue jeans.
Dad: I'll squash you tigers like bugs, because I am… Dadster!
Llewellyn: Leave some of their guts for me, Scale Face, youse slimy fly boy!
Ozy: (Pulls Millie away from Dadster and Scale Face) Oh, great, who's next? Ms. Mudd?
Millie: Miss Mudd… wait-a-second-OZY!
Calvin: HEY! No time for name games, fox boy!
Susie: Yes, we have bigger things to worry about now.
Hobbes: (Becomes scared, tail fluffy and knees knocking) MUCH bigger things!
Calvin leapt into the air, slashing Dadster with both Katana Blades. Ozy was a bit hesitant fighting his father, so he aided Calvin in attacking the Stockman wannabe. Llewellyn, AKA Scale Face, stomped his way over to Susie and got ready to chomp a big bite out of her, had Hobbes not stuck his broken Sai dagger into his back. Llewellyn yelped in pain, tossing Susie into the air at the same time. Susie quickly used her Nunchuck chain to grab onto a lamp's cords, and then swung forward, shooting herself back at Scale Face/Llewellyn's mug.
Millie: (Tries to run, but cut off by Dadster) Eep! Get away, you booger brain! (Punches Dadster)
Dadster: Ouch! You little maggot! (Draws a laser gun to fire at Millie)
Ozy: Not so quickly. (Dashes underneath Millie/Dadster's legs and chokes Dadster with Bo staff)
Dadster, despite his air being cut off by Ozy, fired the ray gun. Even though he missed his target, the beam still cut through Calvin, who was already racing towards the scene. Calvin stumbled back and collapsed after this painful ray. Meanwhile, Scale Face may have been powerful, but stood no chance against the stabs and slams from Susie and Hobbes, and eventually fell. When his head hit the floor, Hobbes and Susie heard a loud crack. Worried it was his skull, Susie felt Llewellyn's head, and realized there was some invisible metal object on his noggin. She pulled it off, and the object appeared in the scene: It was a metal helmet!
Susie: Hobbes! Check this out!
Hobbes: What is this thing? If I know my cartoons right, I think that's a mind-control helmet.
Susie: Uh-oh. (To Ozy) STOP, OZY! You're really hitting Calvin's dad!
Ozy: (Stops) What! (Dadster smashes him into the floor, giving Ozy a bloody nose)
Dadster: (Grabs Millie) See you, slime balls! (Flies out the door)
Millie: OZY! HAAAAAAAAAAALP!
Llewellyn: (Gets up) Ugh… what has happened… (Notices Ozy) Ozymandias?
Ozy: Dad, you can… really see me outside of this tiger form?
Calvin: (Gets up) OWWWWWWW! Man, that laser beam hurt!
Hobbes: Yeah, but what's going on?
Susie: This is going to take a while…
End chapter 3.
Japanese Terms: Only one, Bakka, which means "Stupid".
This is a warm-up for when I start writing the finishing chapters of C&H in KH.