BEFORE
"Pass the salt."
"Catch, Gin."
"George."
"Sorry, Mum. Sorry, Perce. Here, you can have my unsalted potatoes."
"Idiot."
"Fred, don't call your brother an idiot."
"Why not? I call cheese cheese. I call wands wands. I call George an idiot."
"Oh, ha-ha, very funny, bro."
"Thank you. I thought so too."
"Can I have the salt now?"
"Would you two stop flicking peas at me?"
"Fred, George, stop flicking peas at Percy."
"Yes, Dad."
"Salt."
"Ron, actually."
"Mum, look! Little Ronniekins has grown a sense of humour!"
"Shut up, Fred!"
"Ooh, touchy."
"Do you get that mad at dear Hermione?"
"Mu-um! Make them stop!"
"Will you all shut up and give me the salt!"
"All right, all right. All you had to do was ask, Gin."
And they were happy, most of the time.
