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The Life and Times of Darth Vader

Episode 2: Graffiti Wars

After Darth Vader rid himself of the humiliating magnets, he made hast to the docking bay where the juvenile Troopers had been spotted last. He could feel the Dark Side swelling up within his chest. Flexing his mechanical fingers, he allowed himself a grom smile from beneath his mask. They would pay!

When he burst into the docking bay, he found the Storm Troopers with paint smeared all over their uniforms. The walls were graffitied with blasphemis words and pictures. They frooze like deer caught in the head lights of a pod racer when Vader made his presence known with a loud wheeze.

Two hours later...Emperor Sidious finished applying his age defying wrinkle cream. He pinched his flabby cheeks happily while winking at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. Skipping over the his closet, he carefully selected one of his many spooky black cloaks.

"Sidious, you ole dog! You're looking smoother everyday!" He whisked out the cloak and settled it over his shoulders, concealing his frail body. The whole time his chin flaps danced back and forth, celebrating with him. Sighing with content, Sidious allowed himself the pleasure of running hid slender, narled fingers over his face. Turning on his heel, he practically glided over to his door. He always liked to show Lord Vader the improvements in his complection. Just then he sensed his Sith Lord in the docking bay. Dealing out punishment, perhaps? The Force is rarely wrong...

In the bay, cleaning droids scuttled about trying to clean the graffiti off the ships and walls. Darth Vader and the Storm Troopers laughed like drunken Wookies as they sprayed more paint out onto Emperor Sidious' ship. Purple and red paint stained Vader's sleek, metal body as he stooped down to finish his poorly done picture of Sidious.

"Cooo...Hahahaha! Cooo...!" Darth Vader placed his hands on his belly and leaned back as he laughed. Pointing at the picture he'd just made of Sidious saying "blah blah blah! I use the force! Look at my skin!" The troopers laughed as well and for the hellahvit one kicked a cleaning droid. Those damn droids...

"What's going on here!"

Everyong dropped their spray cans and frooze. Including Vader. Emperor Sidious floated over to them and looked around at the mess.

"VADER? WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!"

"WAAAHHHHH!"

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