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The Life and Times of Darth Vader

Episode 3: Revenge of the Kit Kat Bar

"How could you undermind my authority like this, Vader!" Sidious waggled a dangerously flabby finger at the black masked perpitrator.

"And you too!" He turned on the Storm Troopers who were looking down at their feet abashed. With hands clasped tightly behind their backs, a couple rubbed the back of their ankle with their foot. All were greatly ashamed with their behavior.

Emperor Sidious continued to scold them until they looked as though they may cry. Vader made a few weezy sniffles.

"Awww, shucks...Gimme a break," Darth Vader groaned.

Just then, a man poked his head out from inside a trash can, "Did he say..."

"Gimme a break!" Another man finished the sentance as he slide out of an air duct.

A catchy theme song started up and Sidious looked about to find the source of the music. Technicians slipped out from under Tai Fighters, pilots began to do back flips out of their ships, worker drones buzzed around in circles excitedly and all were assembling behind Darth Vader to do a choriographed dance no doubt. The music spead up slighty as every personnel and droid finished gathering in front of Emperor Sidious.

"GIMME A BREAK! GIMME A BREAK!" Jump suit clad workers did flips and cartwheels in front of the large...mob? Everyone not doing acrobats or spinning in tight circles was snapping their fingers as they moved as one fluid entity. Darth Vader in the very front. Leading the persession.

The dancers did various kicks and spins in unisom, matching the beat of the Kit Kat bar song. Vader commenced to do what we all wish we could see, the robot.

"BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!"

Still snapping their fingers to the rythem they all closed in on Sidious, stopping low. swaying their hips back and forth. The humanoid droids did the can-can in the back and all the other droids threw up sparks into the air as they continued their dizzying spin. Much leaping and flipping insued.

"GATTA HAVE A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!"

Finally the song ended with all the people on one knee, hands resting on their other knee. They all held out a Kit Kat bar in Sidious' directing. With chests heaving and sweat beading on their foreheads, they smiled ear to ear.

Confused and angry, Sidious used force lightening on the closest person, burning him to a smoking crisp. He then turned around abruptly, cloak swirling about him in a very evil Sith like way, a glided out.

Later...

"Oh, Waffles! Time for a walky!" Clipping on a leash to Waffles, purple collar, Vader lead him out the door of his room. The clicking of Waffles nails on the hard floor was matched with Darth Vader's steady breathing.

Laughing merrily, he came upon Sidious and his friend, the Yorkie. The joyous walk came to and end. The two Sith stared at each other hottly. The Shitzu and the Yorkie growled angrly.

"Ho ho! I see your walking that rug!" Sidious scoffed. His eyes a-twinkle.

Choking down a an angry retort, Vader instead replied, "Oh, Waffles...do you smell something strange? It might be the awful reek of a mangy mutt having rolled in it's own defication..." He giggled at Sidious.

Turning red in the face, Sidious looked down at his fluffy Yorkie, sighing with love.

"I don't suppose you've seen any dogs around here that don't eat their own vomit and drink from the toilet bowl? Hmm, Mr. Buckles?" He tugged lightly on Mr. Buckles leash and the pooch replied with a hearty "yip" and the wag of his tail.

For a few more second they glowered at each other. The two miniture dogs bared their teeth, sensing their masters' rage.

Then both Master and apprentice spun around quickly and dragged their dogs off in the opposite directions of each other.