The Road Goes Ever On And On

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Chapter Eleven: Crazy People

Aragorn, Faramir and Mary all headed towards the Citadel. Aragorn opened the doors to Citadel and was the first to see the disaster area that had once been the Citadel. Food, marshmallows, beer and ale mugs, and firework remains were every where along with burn marks and smashed items. Three pairs of eyes traveled around the Citadel, taking in the damage while listening to the fighting that was occurring.

"We win!" cried Emily joyfully. "Ha ha, you lose! Moo!"

"But that was sooo unfair!" protested Merry.

"You cheated!" Pippin accused.

"I do not cheat!" Emily yelled at him.

"Sure you didn't!"

Emily, Merry and Pippin bickered and bickered and bickered. So Mary and Faramir got bored within seconds and began to head towards Faramir's throne. But when they got there, Mary started to glare and curse under her breath. Kate was sitting on Faramir's throne. Legolas and Gimli were sitting right next to her, drinking.

"Come on Legolas! You can do it! Legolas!" Kate cried out, cheering on Legolas who was having a drinking contest with Gimli.

Gimli belched and collapsed on the floor. Legolas smiled and lifted his mug in victory. Kate clapped loudly and cheered. She was so focused on Legolas that she missed Mary standing next to her. Mary took advantage of that and shoved Kate harshly, knocking her off the throne and into Legolas, who flung out his arms and caught her, dropping his mug and kiss her. And Kate fainted.

Mary shook her head, disgusted, sighed and sat down on Faramir's throne. Faramir joined her, sitting down with her. She was done with dealing with all these crazy people. But Aragorn wasn't done with them.

Aragorn marched up the stairs to his throne, cursing in Elvish as he went. Finally he made it to the top and was able to glared into the faces of the three who had trashed the Citadel. Merry, Pippin, and Emily were still arguing and didn't notice him, but Jon did. And he tapped Emily on the shoulder before sneaking past the angered King and down the stairs.

"I'll see you later, Emily!" he called as he raced out of the Citadel.

Emily's face saddened and she let out a pitiful "Moo!"

"So, are you who my wife left in charge while I was gone?" Aragorn asked with a slight smile on his face.

"Moo?" said Emily as if to say 'who, me?'.

"Did Arwen tell you to watch the Citadel?"

"Moo!"

"So why did you trash it?"

"It was all Merry and Pippin! I had nothing to do with it!"

"Was not!" protested the Hobbits.

"Was too!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Arwen!" yelled Aragorn loudly.

Arwen opened the doors to the Citadel. "What?" she called, annoyance in her voice.

"Did you leave this crazy people in charge?"

"So what if I did?" asked Arwen, crossing her arms.

Aragorn started down the steps, not taking his eyes off Arwen. "Why would do something like this?" he said, whining again.

"Because there was no one else!"

"Did you see what they did?"

"No! Why should I care anyways? I've got bigger and more important things to worry about that what the hell happened to the Citadel!"

"Yeah? Name one!" challenged Aragorn.

"My daughter!"

"What's wrong with her?"

"Can't you tell? Are you that insensitive?"

"No, but what the bloody hell is wrong with her?"

"Her friend just died! Nicholas, the Ranger captain? Remember?"

"Not really…"

"He was the reason that we were out there in the first place! The reason that she ran off to begin with!"

"And your point is?"

"She's upset! I'm worried about her! And if you aren't, that's your problem. So go ahead and worry about your precious Citadel! It clearly means more to you than your daughter! That's probably why she ran away the first time!"

"You don't really mean that did you?" he said, his voice dropping low, almost a whispered whine.

"Of course I mean it, you stupid Human!" she cried, then turn on her heel and stormed out of the Citadel.

Then Emily, Merry, and Pippin jumped on Aragorn, knocking him to the ground, in revenge for yelling at Emily. Aragorn was easily pinned down by three ghosts who were punching him senselessly. He cried for Arwen to return, but she ignored him and kept walking, refusing to answer his cries. But Tithenwen heard them and she came running into the Citadel.

"Get off of him!" Tithenwen yelled at the three as she unsheathed Anduril.

"Never!" was the reply.

"Die then!" she cried, bringing Anduril down upon them. Nothing happened.

"They are ghosts! You can't harm them!" Aragorn managed to say.

"What the bloody hell is going on?" she said, confused and then she saw the Citadel, or the remains of it.

Something was seriously wrong here.

Author's Notes:

Chap 12 is on it's way!

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(Chapter 5)

Laer4572 - Yes the twins will show up more soon! I promise! And they will help Tess for sure!

(Chapter 6)

Laer4572 - Yep, Dolly would put anyone in their place! If I were Aragorn, I would be very afraid.

(Chapter 7)

Laer4572 - Only Mary can control Faramir and only he has some control over her!

(Chapter 8)

Laer4572 - There isn't too many Orcs but I think Saurmand has some hiding somewhere up his sleeve, but until he sends them out, everyone is going to have to look out for the Wild Men.

(Chapter 9)

Laer4572 - Tess and Becca were partners in crime for so long before Tess even met Dolly and Emily or anyone else! And Tess's mouth was probably partially Arwen's fault but Aragorn probably didn't help matters!

(Chapter 10)

Laer4572 - Oh no kidding about Tithenwen being hard to spell! I had to write it in 20 zillion places around my computer when I first started writing this story. Finally I memorized it! And we aren't quite done with the Dolly and Tess fights.