Disclaimer: I do not own any of them! See the previous Chapter to see which
belongs to what and whom. I do own Greg, Linn and Kari though...and Ultimatum
Gear as well.
The camera shows our author playing Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner in Gendou's office, with the floor showing a Jehuty sketch (unlockable background art when you beat all the Extra Missions with the highest record), and a half naked Dizzy, still covered in whipped cream, purring onto the author's back, cheering him on. He was attempting to beat one of his old scores in the Zoradius mini game, when he turns to see the audience and bows.
ShardclawK: Another bout of problems have plagued me yet again to update this story, that's why the hiatus has kept me from doing what I do best...updating my famous fics for you guys fast enough. Hopefully, that problem should be cleared up soon, but for now, here's a bonus chapter to fill the wanting need of the die hard fans of this classic Eva/MGS crossover. It's an idea I shared recently with another author, named Lyrix of Azn Ethix, whose the creator of his Resident Evil/ crossover, named, Capcom vs. SNK: Infiltration, one of my most favourite stories right now. It's on my favourites list to those who want a good read of probably one of the biggest crossover fics anywhere on FF.net. I'd thought I do the same with my fic. Hope you guys will like this one. Just thought I would have with this fic like this for a while. This is one event that happened some time when Gendou expired and the cast were out having a celebration. And to some of you who sent me presents for my birthday recently...I got a recording to show what really happened. Dizzy...
Dizzy: Yes, the ever-so great-dapper of fanfiction and grand killer of everyone's hated Incredible Wanker Man, Gendou Ikari, master Kusanagi? What is it do you need?
ShardclawK: Bend over and just place the tape dated 'Kusanagi's birthday bash, April 24th' in the VCR for me?
Dizzy: Umm...you just want the fan boys to see my cute behind when I do that, eh Shardclaw?
ShardclawK: Not just that...I'm going to smack it real hard until I bring out your Gold powers to make things REAL interesting! Now, turn over and get that tape rolling.
Dizzy: Ahhh! Yes! Yes, master Kusanagi! Oh, I'm so bad! But can it wait until at the end of this Chapter?
ShardclawK: Sheesh...fine, then...gosh, you know how to ruin things, don't you, Diz? No matter...I'm going to discipline you until you behave.
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ShardclawKusanagi presents:
Metal Gear Solid: Children of Evangelion
Bonus Chapter: Ladies' Night
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It was another different kind of night in the city of Tokyo-3, and several groups of the staff of NERV was having a ball celebrating the dead weight that has been recently lifted off their shoulders, that of the name of Gendou Ikari. Among those groups was several of the female technicians of NERV, including Maya Ibuki, and Dr. Ritsuko Akagi who happened to be with Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich and Micheal 'Venom' Hansen. After running into Emma Emmerich, who was with Makoto Hyuga at the time in the same nightclub, they talked awhile about what the norms of both FOXHOUND and NERV.
"I still can't believe that even commandos like Garland and Greg can exist." Ritsuko was amazed by the tales Micheal shared about his closest friends, Garland Durev and Greg Kinezono.
"Well, what I told you about them pales in comparison to what they can do during combat." Micheal replied. "I'm sure the next time Greg gets to spar with Garland, it'll truly be something to see."
"And I take it you're just as good as they are?" Ritsuko smiled at her friend.
"One of the best there is." Micheal replied. He was enjoying the companionship he was having with Ritsuko.
Maya and Otacon were still having drinks alongside with Emma and Makoto. On another table, Meryl Silverburgh was seated alongside Shigeru Aoba, and Linn Aramaki. Linn was still depressed a bit that Greg wasn't with her, despite all the dangers he had just recently gone through.
"I see...so he's on a personal hunt for the Patriots..." Shigeru answered, as he sipped on some light bourbon.
"Yeah...that boyfriend of mine would do anything to get attention. It's almost no wonder Reese tried to kick him out of FOXHOUND because he knows what evil Reese is capable of..." the ever so attractive Linn Aramaki said, shaking her head.
"I'm sure he'll be okay...Riku, Nagi and Tot are with him..." Meryl said. She looked around the lively environment and spotted three of NERV's female technicians singing as back up to Rosemary's singing on the karaoke machine. She had a lovely voice to listen to, as Raiden was seated in one area with Garland Durev, and nodding his head to the beat of the song being played.
"I do wish Greg was here..." Linn said to herself with a smile on her face. "He would know how to make things lively around here..."
"Meaning...?" Maya Ibuki asked.
"Well..." Linn blushed a little before speaking. "You may now know it before...but, he's a pretty good...umm...rapper..."
Everyone sweat dropped to listening to Linn. Who would have thought the newest psychic soldier of FOXHOUND was an entertainer to boot?
"Who still raps at this time of age?" Ritsuko asked in bewilderment.
"Hey! Greg would feel insulted to hear that!" Linn exclaimed. "Besides, I kind of like him even more when he does it. I had this talk with him sometime ago and he said that if he wasn't going to join FOXHOUND, he would have see to it to become a rapper."
"That's a crazy, yet admirable inspiration Greg has..." Garland said.
"Yeah..." Makoto shook his head. Then he turned to face Emma. She looked more beautiful because of the slight change of when anyone last saw her alive from the Big Shell incident. She had truly developed to an attractive woman. Emma noticed he was staring back at her in a way that made her blush. Since they two had been assigned to work together when Shinji was taken in by Evangelion Unit 01, they has become close friends and signs of something even more was starting to show.
From a table near them, Dr. Naomi Hunter was kicking back to enjoy the surroundings around her. Next seated with her was some more of NERV's male and female staff. She too was enjoying the company of such remarkable people.
"Mei-Ling's missing out on such a fun time..." Naomi said to Meryl.
"Yeah. It would be great if she and Roy were here..." Meryl replied.
Just at that time, Rosemary had asked the DJ to change the rhythm of the songs and let some slow music play. She then got off the stage and took Raiden by the hand, and started to dance with him.
Then, Maya dragged Otacon to dance with her.
Ritsuko dragged Micheal.
Shigeru was dragged by Meryl.
Emma dragged Makoto.
Garland was almost mugged by four of NERV's attractive female staff and after some hesitation, bothered to dance with them for awhile.
Naomi was offered to dance with a number of male NERV staff.
Linn didn't bother to dance with anyone, but remained seated and watched her friend from both NERV and FOXHOUND get along. She was thinking of Greg and how safe he can be.
(Greg...) she thought to herself.
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"And after a third encore, that was Gregory K and his group, everyone!" a DJ announced in another nightclub from the other side of the planet, somewhere in the city of Las Vegas as Greg stepped of the stage, wearing his Kyo '99 cosplay outfit. He had just put up another performance of his much perceived dream of singing. Yuina Hatori, Seraph, Tot and Aika Sumeragi stepped off the stage behind him.
"It appears that the audience can't get enough of you, Greg." Aika smiled at Greg, as he wiped off the sweat off his brow.
"Yeah..." Greg simply shook his head, as he headed to the back room, where Riku Hanabishi, Nagi Naoe, Rie Petriokiwa, and Rio Kinezono were waiting for him.
"Another great performance by the great Greg." Nagi smiled at Greg. "I wonder how long you have to keep this up until we get back to Japan..."
"Just as long we can get Reese and the Patriots to notice me." Greg smirked, cracking his neck. He stared at Seraph and Yuina. "Yuina, you sound beautiful as always. Keep it up."
"Um...thanks, sempai Kinezono." Yuina blushed. She was enjoying spending time with Greg and his friends. "I'll do my best not to disappoint you."
"Who said you were disappointing us?" Tot said, placing her Muramasa back into the jeep they group were travelling.
"Yeah, you got a great talent in singing Yuina. As do Greg." Riku replied. "But...what good this will do for FOXHOUND?"
"Dude...you kids ask too many questions." Greg waved a finger at him. "It's all part of my 'master plan.' "
"I don't like the sound of that..." Rio replied. "It's probably a translation for stirring up trouble, I bet it is."
"Trust me on this, okay, Rio?" Greg replied, with a glare at her. "Until we get back to Japan, this is the best way to confuse the Patriots of trapping us in their own grand plot. Dead Cell is small fry compared to what we learned when we got Lilica out of Mantis trap."
"Tot? Can I use your harisen for a second?" Rio asked Tot.
"Sure." Tot handed Rio her paper fan, then Rio thwacked Greg on the head hard with it.
"OWWW!" Greg rubbed his head where a bump was growing. "What was that for?"
"You forgot the promise you made already?!" Rio exclaimed, waving it at Greg to hit him a second time.
"Oh, geez..." Greg cowered in front of Rio. "Do I have to call you that in front of everyone?"
Rio came seconds to hit Greg on the head, before he shouted.
"Okay, okay...I'm sorry. I'll be careful with this mission...mom." Greg felt miserable when he said that. Since he survived his battle with Mantis, he is now indebted to call Rio his mother.
Rio sighed heavily and gave Tot back her fan. "That makes me feel a lot better. If you want to keep it up, just don't forget to call me that, you hear?"
"Yes, sen...mom." Greg said, as the group started to dock the jeep and prepare to leave. Rie simply smirked at Greg.
"Serves you right trying to act like a sitting duck for the enemy..." Rie taunted Greg.
"Shut up, you little short-skirt wearing trouble maker." Greg replied. "Or else...I'll be handcuffing YOU and Riku together if you cause trouble for all of us, got it?"
Rie gulped to hearing this from Greg. "What!? Why would you even..."
"Forget it. I can see for myself that wherever this mess is heading, you two will be needing each other more often." Greg said seriously. "We have no time, right?"
Rie stayed quiet and seated herself next to Aika and Riku. Greg then sat alongside with Yuina.
( I have to let James and the others know what shit Solidus has planned for Ultimatum Gear and fast.) Greg thought. (If I don't make it back to Japan before the next Angel attack...I don't know what I would do. Just pray for the best, Greg.)
Greg and his group left the club to venture through the country some more to find more of the Patriots plans involving NERV. Evil has a new game for all of the forces of good involved and Greg has to figure out what it is before its too late.
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Dizzy: Huh? That's it? The Chapter's done already?
ShardclawK: Yeah, sorry if people find it that way. But, shorter Chapters are easier to do and get done faster, I guess. Also, it's one of those fun- to-do Chapters that has to be included. Took me three to four hour straight to get this chapter done alone too. Record time!
Dizzy: In other words, you were just messing around with the story for the benefit of updating quick enough, huh?
ShardclawK: What's wrong with that? I told the fans that I have a tough life everyday, I even lost the original work for the Chapters and Soldier X as well...AGAIN! And just when I was going to update the fic too! Oh, the horror never ends...it seems the fans of Gregory Kinezono's crazy adventures will have to wait until I get that one done. Why does this always happen to me?
Dizzy: Poor Kusanagi...why must a great author like you go through so much for the fans? But don't you worry...I got the tape ready.
ShardclawK: Well, waste no time! It's showtime!
Dizzy presses the play button and it shows a picture beating the crap of Gendou in the Aumaan Core area of the Second Runner. I had Naked Jehuty, while he got to pilot Aumaan Anubis. I was easily beating his ass using mad runner skills and beating the clock time. (Yes, it's possible to beat Anubis in UNDER five minutes! Takes mad skills, though...)
Gendou: Damn...his powers are far superior to mines...I can't even see where he's attacking me...
ShardclawK is using Zero Shift like crazy and always landing a 'Critical' hit on Gendou.
ShardclawK: Give it up, wankster! You don't have the stuff to hit with me!
ShardclawK easily evaporates Anubis and exits the area. I leap out, and proceeds to my new office in NERV, completely redecorated and is now packed with a large waterbed. He then opens the door and sees Jam, Millia, Elly and Dizzy dancing to 50 Cents' 'Its your Birthday.'
Millia: Shardclaw, I see you've have returned from kicking Gendou's ass once more.
ShardclawK: As always, easy pickings. Even with Damaged Jehuty, it's still a waste of my time to kill a wanker like him.
Jam: Oh, but the fans do love it.
Elly: Oh, yeah...Tempest was just here to drop some more...presents.
ShardclawK: I can imagine...so what did he bring me this time?
From the floor before me, an elevator shaft appears, revealing four girls who happened to be Soulcalibur's famous Ivy Valentine, Xenosaga's Shion Uzuki and the battle android, KOS-MOS, and Final Fantasy 7's Tifa Lockheart.
ShardclawK: Oh...crap!
Ivy: You took forever for the update to arrive, Kusanagi! Now...you must be punished for keeping Tempest and the rest of your fans waiting so long.
Shion: We're going to fix you up real good so that writer's block doesn't come back again. That, plus for not inviting us to your birthday party.
KOS-MOS: For this occasion, I'll shall initiate the Hyper Sexually Active Program Shion has hard coded into my CPU, capable of over 200 different sexual orientations to torture you with.
Tifa: Hey, don't forget, he must have the lubricant to start things off.
ShardclawK: Let me guess...Tempest sent you guys, huh?
KOS-MOS: That is correct. He also sent full sized and working clone of the Omnigear Fenrir complete with Kishin Sword and an infinite fuel drive, as well as insta-infinity mode switch, a Super Ultra-Rare copy of Dead or Alive 3 with nude mode, and he has thrown in my custom-made stunner rifle.
Just then, Ai Yori Aoshi's Miyabi Kagurazaki, Tina Foster, and Taeko Minazuki steps in the office, wearing sexy maids and catgirl costumes with big smiles on their faces.
Tina: There you are!
Taeko: Wow...the great Shardclaw himself...just thinking of what we're going to do with him, makes me weak with excitement! Oh, I want to be the first to use the whip cream!
Miyabi: I got the strap ons and candles to help the desperate ones before Shardclaw takes care of them. Not to mention the aspirin he'll be needing.
ShardclawK: Mommy...who sent you guys?
Miyabi: None other than DarkFusion himself. He just loves it whenever you do something bad to Gendou, which he likes so much.
ShardclawK: Hmph...if you gals want to teach me more lessons of keeping things updated more often, I suggest that you have to try a little harder.
From behind me, Ken Marinaris, wearing the white tank top ( can be seen if you get the requirements done to view the alternate cut scene) and a pink hot-pants presses herself behind me, while Miang Hwaa does the same, wearing sexy white lace lingerie.
Ken: Caught you now, Kusanagi! There's no escape from us.
ShardclawK, staring at her large mammaries: YOW, BABY!
Miang: Tempest made sure to give us enough Valium to keep us going that will even make a nun horny. You've been so naughty to keep us waiting like this...
Ken: And in case he runs, some of the girls of KOF are waiting outside for him. Angel, Kula, Mai, Yuri, Hinako, May Lee, and Whip are ready for him.
She then take out the scotch tape and wraps my hands together, then begins to spray the whips cream into my pants while the other girls start to lick their lips and starts to strip each other's clothing.
Ken: Now the REAL party can begin!
ShardclawK: (Crying Tears of pleasure) This is the BEST birthday party I've ever had.
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Dizzy: Kusanagi, that was unbelievable! Don't tell me that you updated this fic because you wanted to do that omake!?
ShardclawK: That, plus to show my appreciation for the existence of the Second Runner. That game is a masterpiece, I bow to Konami whenever I play that game. If the gameplay alone don't shock you, the story will surely surprise hard core Metal Gear Solid fans, because it's so much like MGS. Plus, Dingo Egret is one helluva guy to have as a hero to play. He's like a Solid Snake version of Evangelion. So to anyone who hasn't played it to the end yet...do it now. The final battle sequences will leave you in tears of joy (or just get you emotional ) when you see the ultimate twist...I won't ruin it for those who haven't seen it yet...
Dizzy: See you all in the next update! And remember, please review! Don't be afraid to send master Kusanagi more girls.
ShardclawK: Dizzy, after that experience with KOS-MOS and Ken, I don't think I can get writer's block for another month or so. But to make sure that doesn't happen, I'll getting Ken, and Elly to do the same thing like the last twisted omake and have myself eat off of them....
Collis aka ShardclawKusanagi.
The camera shows our author playing Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner in Gendou's office, with the floor showing a Jehuty sketch (unlockable background art when you beat all the Extra Missions with the highest record), and a half naked Dizzy, still covered in whipped cream, purring onto the author's back, cheering him on. He was attempting to beat one of his old scores in the Zoradius mini game, when he turns to see the audience and bows.
ShardclawK: Another bout of problems have plagued me yet again to update this story, that's why the hiatus has kept me from doing what I do best...updating my famous fics for you guys fast enough. Hopefully, that problem should be cleared up soon, but for now, here's a bonus chapter to fill the wanting need of the die hard fans of this classic Eva/MGS crossover. It's an idea I shared recently with another author, named Lyrix of Azn Ethix, whose the creator of his Resident Evil/ crossover, named, Capcom vs. SNK: Infiltration, one of my most favourite stories right now. It's on my favourites list to those who want a good read of probably one of the biggest crossover fics anywhere on FF.net. I'd thought I do the same with my fic. Hope you guys will like this one. Just thought I would have with this fic like this for a while. This is one event that happened some time when Gendou expired and the cast were out having a celebration. And to some of you who sent me presents for my birthday recently...I got a recording to show what really happened. Dizzy...
Dizzy: Yes, the ever-so great-dapper of fanfiction and grand killer of everyone's hated Incredible Wanker Man, Gendou Ikari, master Kusanagi? What is it do you need?
ShardclawK: Bend over and just place the tape dated 'Kusanagi's birthday bash, April 24th' in the VCR for me?
Dizzy: Umm...you just want the fan boys to see my cute behind when I do that, eh Shardclaw?
ShardclawK: Not just that...I'm going to smack it real hard until I bring out your Gold powers to make things REAL interesting! Now, turn over and get that tape rolling.
Dizzy: Ahhh! Yes! Yes, master Kusanagi! Oh, I'm so bad! But can it wait until at the end of this Chapter?
ShardclawK: Sheesh...fine, then...gosh, you know how to ruin things, don't you, Diz? No matter...I'm going to discipline you until you behave.
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ShardclawKusanagi presents:
Metal Gear Solid: Children of Evangelion
Bonus Chapter: Ladies' Night
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It was another different kind of night in the city of Tokyo-3, and several groups of the staff of NERV was having a ball celebrating the dead weight that has been recently lifted off their shoulders, that of the name of Gendou Ikari. Among those groups was several of the female technicians of NERV, including Maya Ibuki, and Dr. Ritsuko Akagi who happened to be with Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich and Micheal 'Venom' Hansen. After running into Emma Emmerich, who was with Makoto Hyuga at the time in the same nightclub, they talked awhile about what the norms of both FOXHOUND and NERV.
"I still can't believe that even commandos like Garland and Greg can exist." Ritsuko was amazed by the tales Micheal shared about his closest friends, Garland Durev and Greg Kinezono.
"Well, what I told you about them pales in comparison to what they can do during combat." Micheal replied. "I'm sure the next time Greg gets to spar with Garland, it'll truly be something to see."
"And I take it you're just as good as they are?" Ritsuko smiled at her friend.
"One of the best there is." Micheal replied. He was enjoying the companionship he was having with Ritsuko.
Maya and Otacon were still having drinks alongside with Emma and Makoto. On another table, Meryl Silverburgh was seated alongside Shigeru Aoba, and Linn Aramaki. Linn was still depressed a bit that Greg wasn't with her, despite all the dangers he had just recently gone through.
"I see...so he's on a personal hunt for the Patriots..." Shigeru answered, as he sipped on some light bourbon.
"Yeah...that boyfriend of mine would do anything to get attention. It's almost no wonder Reese tried to kick him out of FOXHOUND because he knows what evil Reese is capable of..." the ever so attractive Linn Aramaki said, shaking her head.
"I'm sure he'll be okay...Riku, Nagi and Tot are with him..." Meryl said. She looked around the lively environment and spotted three of NERV's female technicians singing as back up to Rosemary's singing on the karaoke machine. She had a lovely voice to listen to, as Raiden was seated in one area with Garland Durev, and nodding his head to the beat of the song being played.
"I do wish Greg was here..." Linn said to herself with a smile on her face. "He would know how to make things lively around here..."
"Meaning...?" Maya Ibuki asked.
"Well..." Linn blushed a little before speaking. "You may now know it before...but, he's a pretty good...umm...rapper..."
Everyone sweat dropped to listening to Linn. Who would have thought the newest psychic soldier of FOXHOUND was an entertainer to boot?
"Who still raps at this time of age?" Ritsuko asked in bewilderment.
"Hey! Greg would feel insulted to hear that!" Linn exclaimed. "Besides, I kind of like him even more when he does it. I had this talk with him sometime ago and he said that if he wasn't going to join FOXHOUND, he would have see to it to become a rapper."
"That's a crazy, yet admirable inspiration Greg has..." Garland said.
"Yeah..." Makoto shook his head. Then he turned to face Emma. She looked more beautiful because of the slight change of when anyone last saw her alive from the Big Shell incident. She had truly developed to an attractive woman. Emma noticed he was staring back at her in a way that made her blush. Since they two had been assigned to work together when Shinji was taken in by Evangelion Unit 01, they has become close friends and signs of something even more was starting to show.
From a table near them, Dr. Naomi Hunter was kicking back to enjoy the surroundings around her. Next seated with her was some more of NERV's male and female staff. She too was enjoying the company of such remarkable people.
"Mei-Ling's missing out on such a fun time..." Naomi said to Meryl.
"Yeah. It would be great if she and Roy were here..." Meryl replied.
Just at that time, Rosemary had asked the DJ to change the rhythm of the songs and let some slow music play. She then got off the stage and took Raiden by the hand, and started to dance with him.
Then, Maya dragged Otacon to dance with her.
Ritsuko dragged Micheal.
Shigeru was dragged by Meryl.
Emma dragged Makoto.
Garland was almost mugged by four of NERV's attractive female staff and after some hesitation, bothered to dance with them for awhile.
Naomi was offered to dance with a number of male NERV staff.
Linn didn't bother to dance with anyone, but remained seated and watched her friend from both NERV and FOXHOUND get along. She was thinking of Greg and how safe he can be.
(Greg...) she thought to herself.
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"And after a third encore, that was Gregory K and his group, everyone!" a DJ announced in another nightclub from the other side of the planet, somewhere in the city of Las Vegas as Greg stepped of the stage, wearing his Kyo '99 cosplay outfit. He had just put up another performance of his much perceived dream of singing. Yuina Hatori, Seraph, Tot and Aika Sumeragi stepped off the stage behind him.
"It appears that the audience can't get enough of you, Greg." Aika smiled at Greg, as he wiped off the sweat off his brow.
"Yeah..." Greg simply shook his head, as he headed to the back room, where Riku Hanabishi, Nagi Naoe, Rie Petriokiwa, and Rio Kinezono were waiting for him.
"Another great performance by the great Greg." Nagi smiled at Greg. "I wonder how long you have to keep this up until we get back to Japan..."
"Just as long we can get Reese and the Patriots to notice me." Greg smirked, cracking his neck. He stared at Seraph and Yuina. "Yuina, you sound beautiful as always. Keep it up."
"Um...thanks, sempai Kinezono." Yuina blushed. She was enjoying spending time with Greg and his friends. "I'll do my best not to disappoint you."
"Who said you were disappointing us?" Tot said, placing her Muramasa back into the jeep they group were travelling.
"Yeah, you got a great talent in singing Yuina. As do Greg." Riku replied. "But...what good this will do for FOXHOUND?"
"Dude...you kids ask too many questions." Greg waved a finger at him. "It's all part of my 'master plan.' "
"I don't like the sound of that..." Rio replied. "It's probably a translation for stirring up trouble, I bet it is."
"Trust me on this, okay, Rio?" Greg replied, with a glare at her. "Until we get back to Japan, this is the best way to confuse the Patriots of trapping us in their own grand plot. Dead Cell is small fry compared to what we learned when we got Lilica out of Mantis trap."
"Tot? Can I use your harisen for a second?" Rio asked Tot.
"Sure." Tot handed Rio her paper fan, then Rio thwacked Greg on the head hard with it.
"OWWW!" Greg rubbed his head where a bump was growing. "What was that for?"
"You forgot the promise you made already?!" Rio exclaimed, waving it at Greg to hit him a second time.
"Oh, geez..." Greg cowered in front of Rio. "Do I have to call you that in front of everyone?"
Rio came seconds to hit Greg on the head, before he shouted.
"Okay, okay...I'm sorry. I'll be careful with this mission...mom." Greg felt miserable when he said that. Since he survived his battle with Mantis, he is now indebted to call Rio his mother.
Rio sighed heavily and gave Tot back her fan. "That makes me feel a lot better. If you want to keep it up, just don't forget to call me that, you hear?"
"Yes, sen...mom." Greg said, as the group started to dock the jeep and prepare to leave. Rie simply smirked at Greg.
"Serves you right trying to act like a sitting duck for the enemy..." Rie taunted Greg.
"Shut up, you little short-skirt wearing trouble maker." Greg replied. "Or else...I'll be handcuffing YOU and Riku together if you cause trouble for all of us, got it?"
Rie gulped to hearing this from Greg. "What!? Why would you even..."
"Forget it. I can see for myself that wherever this mess is heading, you two will be needing each other more often." Greg said seriously. "We have no time, right?"
Rie stayed quiet and seated herself next to Aika and Riku. Greg then sat alongside with Yuina.
( I have to let James and the others know what shit Solidus has planned for Ultimatum Gear and fast.) Greg thought. (If I don't make it back to Japan before the next Angel attack...I don't know what I would do. Just pray for the best, Greg.)
Greg and his group left the club to venture through the country some more to find more of the Patriots plans involving NERV. Evil has a new game for all of the forces of good involved and Greg has to figure out what it is before its too late.
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Dizzy: Huh? That's it? The Chapter's done already?
ShardclawK: Yeah, sorry if people find it that way. But, shorter Chapters are easier to do and get done faster, I guess. Also, it's one of those fun- to-do Chapters that has to be included. Took me three to four hour straight to get this chapter done alone too. Record time!
Dizzy: In other words, you were just messing around with the story for the benefit of updating quick enough, huh?
ShardclawK: What's wrong with that? I told the fans that I have a tough life everyday, I even lost the original work for the Chapters and Soldier X as well...AGAIN! And just when I was going to update the fic too! Oh, the horror never ends...it seems the fans of Gregory Kinezono's crazy adventures will have to wait until I get that one done. Why does this always happen to me?
Dizzy: Poor Kusanagi...why must a great author like you go through so much for the fans? But don't you worry...I got the tape ready.
ShardclawK: Well, waste no time! It's showtime!
Dizzy presses the play button and it shows a picture beating the crap of Gendou in the Aumaan Core area of the Second Runner. I had Naked Jehuty, while he got to pilot Aumaan Anubis. I was easily beating his ass using mad runner skills and beating the clock time. (Yes, it's possible to beat Anubis in UNDER five minutes! Takes mad skills, though...)
Gendou: Damn...his powers are far superior to mines...I can't even see where he's attacking me...
ShardclawK is using Zero Shift like crazy and always landing a 'Critical' hit on Gendou.
ShardclawK: Give it up, wankster! You don't have the stuff to hit with me!
ShardclawK easily evaporates Anubis and exits the area. I leap out, and proceeds to my new office in NERV, completely redecorated and is now packed with a large waterbed. He then opens the door and sees Jam, Millia, Elly and Dizzy dancing to 50 Cents' 'Its your Birthday.'
Millia: Shardclaw, I see you've have returned from kicking Gendou's ass once more.
ShardclawK: As always, easy pickings. Even with Damaged Jehuty, it's still a waste of my time to kill a wanker like him.
Jam: Oh, but the fans do love it.
Elly: Oh, yeah...Tempest was just here to drop some more...presents.
ShardclawK: I can imagine...so what did he bring me this time?
From the floor before me, an elevator shaft appears, revealing four girls who happened to be Soulcalibur's famous Ivy Valentine, Xenosaga's Shion Uzuki and the battle android, KOS-MOS, and Final Fantasy 7's Tifa Lockheart.
ShardclawK: Oh...crap!
Ivy: You took forever for the update to arrive, Kusanagi! Now...you must be punished for keeping Tempest and the rest of your fans waiting so long.
Shion: We're going to fix you up real good so that writer's block doesn't come back again. That, plus for not inviting us to your birthday party.
KOS-MOS: For this occasion, I'll shall initiate the Hyper Sexually Active Program Shion has hard coded into my CPU, capable of over 200 different sexual orientations to torture you with.
Tifa: Hey, don't forget, he must have the lubricant to start things off.
ShardclawK: Let me guess...Tempest sent you guys, huh?
KOS-MOS: That is correct. He also sent full sized and working clone of the Omnigear Fenrir complete with Kishin Sword and an infinite fuel drive, as well as insta-infinity mode switch, a Super Ultra-Rare copy of Dead or Alive 3 with nude mode, and he has thrown in my custom-made stunner rifle.
Just then, Ai Yori Aoshi's Miyabi Kagurazaki, Tina Foster, and Taeko Minazuki steps in the office, wearing sexy maids and catgirl costumes with big smiles on their faces.
Tina: There you are!
Taeko: Wow...the great Shardclaw himself...just thinking of what we're going to do with him, makes me weak with excitement! Oh, I want to be the first to use the whip cream!
Miyabi: I got the strap ons and candles to help the desperate ones before Shardclaw takes care of them. Not to mention the aspirin he'll be needing.
ShardclawK: Mommy...who sent you guys?
Miyabi: None other than DarkFusion himself. He just loves it whenever you do something bad to Gendou, which he likes so much.
ShardclawK: Hmph...if you gals want to teach me more lessons of keeping things updated more often, I suggest that you have to try a little harder.
From behind me, Ken Marinaris, wearing the white tank top ( can be seen if you get the requirements done to view the alternate cut scene) and a pink hot-pants presses herself behind me, while Miang Hwaa does the same, wearing sexy white lace lingerie.
Ken: Caught you now, Kusanagi! There's no escape from us.
ShardclawK, staring at her large mammaries: YOW, BABY!
Miang: Tempest made sure to give us enough Valium to keep us going that will even make a nun horny. You've been so naughty to keep us waiting like this...
Ken: And in case he runs, some of the girls of KOF are waiting outside for him. Angel, Kula, Mai, Yuri, Hinako, May Lee, and Whip are ready for him.
She then take out the scotch tape and wraps my hands together, then begins to spray the whips cream into my pants while the other girls start to lick their lips and starts to strip each other's clothing.
Ken: Now the REAL party can begin!
ShardclawK: (Crying Tears of pleasure) This is the BEST birthday party I've ever had.
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Dizzy: Kusanagi, that was unbelievable! Don't tell me that you updated this fic because you wanted to do that omake!?
ShardclawK: That, plus to show my appreciation for the existence of the Second Runner. That game is a masterpiece, I bow to Konami whenever I play that game. If the gameplay alone don't shock you, the story will surely surprise hard core Metal Gear Solid fans, because it's so much like MGS. Plus, Dingo Egret is one helluva guy to have as a hero to play. He's like a Solid Snake version of Evangelion. So to anyone who hasn't played it to the end yet...do it now. The final battle sequences will leave you in tears of joy (or just get you emotional ) when you see the ultimate twist...I won't ruin it for those who haven't seen it yet...
Dizzy: See you all in the next update! And remember, please review! Don't be afraid to send master Kusanagi more girls.
ShardclawK: Dizzy, after that experience with KOS-MOS and Ken, I don't think I can get writer's block for another month or so. But to make sure that doesn't happen, I'll getting Ken, and Elly to do the same thing like the last twisted omake and have myself eat off of them....
Collis aka ShardclawKusanagi.