Haley Goes to Narnia
It all began when Aslan found he couldn't return Dragon Eustace to a human boy.
So he put the dragon under a deep sleep and hid it in a cave on Dragon Island.
Then he built a robot Eustace Scrub and sent the robot back to the Dawn Treader.He held
a control box in his paws and told the robot what to do and say.
Years later when everyone was killed Aslan found himself staring at robot Eustace once
again.The lion stared in astonishment as the robot battled one hundred dwarves and things.
Finally Aslan destroyed Narnia and lead the dead people and the robot Eustace into true
Narnia.Meanwhile the real Eustace,still a dragon,snuck through the door into Narnia and
went his way.
Years passed and robot Eustace began to act more erratically.Aslan pointed the
control box at the robot and beams of light flashed out of his eyes but the robot did what it
jolly well pleased.
Finally the robot went bad and began saying
" Destroy squeaalllerrrr... Destroy...beep fizzzle Destroy...crackle"
as it ripped trees out of the ground and began tossing them at all the terrified
Narnians.
All the Narnians screamed
" Aslan do something"
and the lion advanced bravely apon the defective robot,prepared to sacrifice his life
to save true Narnia.
, a few houra earlier
Grampa had just bought a surplus X-15 rocket plane and Jake,Haley and he had
spent hours hauling it to the roof of the building.
Then they all got in,closed the canopy and
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Ignition
The rocket plane blasted off the roof and flew through a wormhole that had magically
appeared.Haley squealed with delight,Jake looked petrified and Grampa was too
busy handling the controls and staring at the instruments to notice much more.
They had flown into true Narnia and Haley excitedly pointed at the lion down below on the
ground.
A robot Eustace was advancing on the noble lion still saying
" Destroy Destroy Destroy"
Haley immediately grabbed the controls and sent the X 15 plunging towards
the ground.Grampa squealed,Jake fainted and there was a loud
" THUMP"
just before the plane shot up off the ground again.
Grampa slowly opened his eyes and found himself staring into the face of a terrified
panting lion that lay sprawled on top of the nose of the rocket plane.
Slowly the lion opened its eyes,looked down and quickly closed them again.
There was a scratching sound as Aslan began sliding off the plane and as Haley watched in
horror the son of the Emperor Across the Ocean fell off and plunged towards the ground
thirty thousand feet below.
Suddenly a big green dragon darted up from the forest and caught Aslan before the
lion went
" SPLAT"
It was the Dragon Eustace no less.
Haley let Grampa have the controls back and Grampa landed the rocket plane
near the spot where the dragon was reviving a unconsious lion.
They made their introductions,while off in the distance they could hear the sounds of
trees being yanked out of the ground and
" screee crackle Destroy Destroy buzzzz..."