Attack of the Bare chested Klingons
Things in true Naria went from bad to worse.Robot Eustace knocked down
King Caspians castle,revealing all the booze Aslan had been hiding from his
subjects.
Soon the robot marched off and the dwarves ransacked the castle and found the
" good stuff".
It wasn't long before other Narnians were fleeing towards the emergency escape
door,which lead to Cultus Creek,Earth.
Aslan was still out,so Eustace the dragon soon found himself joining the
refugees fleeing to Cultus Creek.
Meanwhile Grampa,haley and Jake switched to dragon form and dragged the
rocket plane through the doorway.They found themselves in a sunny farm field
a few miles north of Lake Erie.
The mexican mennonite farmers just stood there and watched as centaurs,satyrs
stars,dragons and human folk popped out of a door that had appeared in the air.
Soon the robot returned and the drunken dwarves hauled all the talking beasts
with them out of true Narnia.
Just before the robot got to the door the last Narnian slammed the door
shut behind her.
On the other side came the muffled banging
" bang bang bang destroy destroy bang"
Meanwhile Histh the omnipotent Mousetrap Dragon God had just become a
Star Trek fan and a Tarzan fan.
This was very bad as with a blink of her red eyes she brought the Klingon ship
Lord Carnavon into Earth orbit.
Captain Orf was a bit surprised to find he and his crew were all running around in
loin cloths,but soon got back to work scanning the Earths surface
for intelligent life.
Washington DC came up negative,but a little place just north of lake Erie
proved more rewarding.Besides two strong aignals indicating the prescense
of deities,there also appeared to be large crowds of aliens in a farm field.
So the Lord Carnavon swooped down and the Klingons got ready to
make first contact.
Unfortuneately a parade had been going on when robot Eustace went beserk
and there was a large crowd of seven foot talking lizard girls waving pompoms and in
their cheerleader outfits in that crowd of Narnian refugees.
While Haley and Eustace the dragon looked on in astonishment,a crew
of seven foot tall loincloth wearing Klingons charged out of the ship and started
chasing the lizardy Earth women about the field.
Danny Fenton and Sam Manson meanwhile were flying in Airforce One
somewhere above Lake Erie.Sams dad was a big contributor to president
Bush's reelection campaign.
When his daughter and Danny Fenton finally decided to tie the knot her dad
called in his chips and got Bush to lend his plane and come along for the wedding.
It was going to be a double ceremony,as Tucker and the Dragon Princess
had also decided to get married.That could be a problem as the Dragon Princess
had once been Jake Long's girlfriend.
The Princess had made enquiries and discovered most dragons got
married in the huge complex under Cultus Creek.Hence they had all
been heading towards Cultius Creek where President Bush would marry Danny
and Sam and Histh the Mousetrap Goddess would marry Tucker and the Dragon
Princess.
However the Klingon warbird had come down too quickly and Airforce One
had been forced to land in the water just offshore.
Seeing that her dream wedding had been ruined the Princess soon
grew angry,then big and scaly.
It was a big blue dragon that smashed open the hatch,with a speechless
Tucker held tightly in one huge paw.
The crowd of Narnians noticed the sinking plane and some mermaids leapt
over the one hundred foot cliff and rescued the President and the dark sunglass
wearing Secret Service Agents.
Danny Phantom rescued Sam and her dad and the rest of the wedding guests
found themselves rescued by a talking mouse piloting a 18 foot sailboat
named the Cara Ann.
Meanwhile Histh was down in the caverns,getting the place just right for the
double wedding.The 30 foot tall black dragon had forgotten all about
the Klingons she'd brought into the world.
The Klingons meanwhile were heading triumphantly bac to their
spaceship,with screaming Narnian women banging on the backs of the semi clothed
brutes that they were draped over the shoulders of.