Disclaimer:…..Waaaah! I wanna go to zat other dimension where I do own FMA!

A/N: Okay, some of these are long drabbles. Sorry! And some of them I have sequels for and some of them The reviewers might want sequels to so just inform meh! I'd be happy to do it! It's not like I have anything else to do during Math, or Band, or Chours, or Gym, or Lunch, or Friday Classes….

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They were drunk again, which meant it was time for betting.

And Havoc had had this idea turning in his head for a little bit now…

"That Ed and Roy will be a couple within the next two days!" He ventured.

Everyone quieted down, for just a moment and then…

"Hell no! It'll take two months at least!"

"No! Nononono! Roy and Ed, never!" 1

"They'll sleep together, nothing more!"

So, bets were made.

But what everyone else hadn't known was that Havoc had caught Roy and Ed making out in the office earlier that day…

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1. I don't like this person.

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