A Wedding in Cultus Creek

The klingons were rushing bac to the Lord Carnavon when they

realized they were half naked,the Earther women were banging on their

backs with pom poms and they were heading towards a crowd of centaurs,mermaids and

talking beasts.

Nearby lay a field of tulips being grown for a nursery so they

detoured and tiptoed through the tulips.

Suddenly the door to Narnia burst open and out stepped robot Eustace.Behind

the robot could be seen the flames and smoke of smashed true Narnia.

The robot marched to the spaceship,got in and a few seconds later the

Lord Carnavon rose off the ground and flew off into space.

Meanwhile the Dragon Princess had flown off to Toronto where she stood

on top of the CN Tower,roaring,spitting flame and waving Tucker about in one paw.

Soon the trolls arrived in the ghost Airwolf helicopters and buzzed the enraged

screeching dragon.

Down in the caverns Histh was getting everything ready for the double

wedding when she realized something was missing.The wedding parties and the

guests.

She sensed most of them were above ground,but the Dragon Princess and

Tucker were a hundred miles away in Toronto.

She wiggled her snout and in a flash the CN Tower,with the dragon and Tucker

on top,had vanished from Toronto and reappeared in Cultus Creek.

Which Danny Phantom hadn't been expecting.He flew into the tower and both

him and his bride to be plunged towards the ground.

At that Jake and Eustace leapt into the air and rescued Danny and Sam.

President George Bush beforehand had been landed by Reepicheep,who was now

leading the President of the United States to the great lion Aslan.

Reepicheep had been explaining that Christ the Saviour was really Aslan,

while Bush argued just as strongly that Aslan was really Christ the Saviour.

Then Histh the Mousetrap Goddess wiggled her nose,a few million tons of

concrete and steel got relocated in the blink of a eye,and both the man and the

mouse forgot all about the lion.

Meanwhile Aslan lay in a sunny grassy farm field,thumping his tail and dreaming

of pursuing antelope in the plains of Africa.

Jake carried a unconscious Danny down the tunnel entrances into the caverns

below,soon followed by everyone else,including the startled restauranteers in the

CN Tower.

Histh insisted that she be allowed to take part in the wedding procession for

Tucker and the Dragon Princess,and no one wanted to argue against her joining.

Meanwhile cool water was splashed on the comatose Danny but to no avail.

In desperation Jake turned to the Klingons ,hoping they'd know a trick or two.

Captain Orf pulled out a medical tricorder ,aimed it at Danny's head

and soon the bridegroom was up and about .

Aslan magically appeared,and glowered at Histh,who glowered back at him.

You could hear the tension in the air as the two omnipotent deities got ready

for a catfight.President Bush sensed a wonderful opportunity for advancement and

stepped between the two and got them to calm down.

Since Histh had appeared in Tucker and the Princess's party

it was only fitting that Aslan should walk down the line in the wedding of Danny

and Sam.

And so it was.

The " I do"'s were said and everyone partyed and drank the night away.

The End