Disclaimer:…I can't seem to find that dimension….Damn.

A/D: Neo, I could never get sick of such a dedicated reviewer! Hint hint to all others who don't review….Oh, and Neo, once I find that dimension I'll be sure to take you! Heck, if I ever get up my fanfiction where Ed dimension hops, I'll have him take us to, not only the dimension where I own FMA, but also the one where you do! Just because I wuv you that much. : D

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Ed felt lips on his, silencing him from his continuous ranting. The lips were soft, and well practiced in the art of kissing but yet…

Something wasn't right…

Holy crap! Ed pushed Roy away from him as quickly as possible.

For a moment, the bastard had the gall to look shocked and then…was it disappointment?

"Sorry Ed..er…Fullmetal. I was out of line."

Ed blinked.

"NO! I…er…I mean, no, it's not like that…it's just…dammit Mustang! Why do you have to put that damn cream in your coffee!"

Roy chuckled as Ed continued his little rant, except this time about milk.

And let me tell you, from that day on, Roy never put cream in his coffee again. Just in case…

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Tsk, tsk Ed. Why must you be so difficult?

Ed: WHAAT!

Me: ….errr….