don't onw any characters in this fanfic
"Holly, my nose hurts."
"What the hell did you do to get a sore nose, Mud Man?"
"I dunno. Holly, my throat hurts too."
"Alright, Artemis. Why does your throat hurt?"
"Because my nose hurts."
"And why does your nose hurt?"
"Because my throat hurts."
Oo "Whatever, Fowl. I need to think, so shut up."
"But Holly…"
"SHUT UP YOU FREAKING MORON!"
"Fine, fine, fine. But my throat and nose really do hurt."
"I'm warning you, Fowl."
"…"
"I've got it!"
"Got what?"
"How to get out, duh" hits head on word 'duh' to accentuate
"Oh. What is it?"
"I have an e-mailey thingy built into my… my belt… that I'm not wearing. D'arvit!"
"Haha, you forgot your belt."
"So what? I just forgot to put my belt on this morning. It nips in at the waist and is really uncomfortable"
"…"
"Did I tell you about the time Foaly hacked onto your TV system?"
"No. What happened?"
"There was lots of little walking and talking grinning teddy bears shudders at memory"
"Oh, do you mean Care bears?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
45 minutes later…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're scared of care bears?"
"Have you seen that TV show before? It's given me frigging nightmares for like the last seven years!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"OH MY GOD! Look at the cute squirrel! And its tiny hands!"
"NOT FUNNY SHORT!"
"You're right, Artemis. It's bloody hilarious!"
:-! "…"
"Hehehehe. That face is sooo funny."
"Look! It's a care bear!"
"Whatever, Fowl."
"…"
"…"
"Know any good jokes?
"What's seven ft three inches tall, Eurasian, can kill in countless different ways and has a shadow that looks like the green Telly Tubby?"
"Hmm… that's a tricky one."
"Shall I save you the trouble of exhausting your pathetic little brain and tell you the answer Mud Man?"
"DON'T CALL ME MUD MAN! And yes, I would like the answer."
"Geez. Don't need to go all psycho. It's Butler with a toilet plunger on his head! Hahaha!"
"Hehe. Holly, you should be feeling special. You made me laugh a wee bit. Butler is one of the only people who can do that."
"Wow. I'll try not to remember that."
"Great."
"…"
"…"
hope everyone enjoyed, and if you didn't, you can take your complaints and shove 'em up ya arse! Pink Flamingo Girl ;)