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"Humming circus song do do do-de-do do do doo doo-do, dum de dum do dum…"
"Artemis, what are you doing?"
"I'm humming the circus song. You know, the one where all the clowns come out and start juggling and going in circles on unicycles. Do do do-de-do doo…"
Oo "Right. With clowns shudders."
"Yes, I did say CLOWNS, didn't I?"
"As in clowns with those overly-happy painted on smiley faces?"
"Yes, Holly. As in clowns with those overly-happy painted on smiley faces. Have you ever been to a circus?"
"No, I haven't Artemis. Have you?"
"No. My childhood seems incomplete sighs dramatically. Do you want to know what else they have at the circus?"
"No, Artemis. What else do they have at the circus?"
"LLAMA'S WEARING SKIRTS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That's very nice. Now, has that wonderful mind of yours come up with any clever plans to get us out of here?"
"No. I quite like being in here. Nice and cosy, don't you think?"
Oo "Yeah."
"If you could pick anyone to be stuck in a cupboard with, who would you choose?"
"Foaly. Who would you choose?"
"Hmm… probably you or Butler."
"Why me?"
"I don't know. You're not too awful."
"Well, I think you are… Hehehehe."
:-! "Hey! starts sobbing That's not very nice!"
"I wasn't being serious, eejit!"
"Don't call me an eejit. I'm not stupid."
"Ok, Mud Man."
"Or that."
"…rolls eyes…"
"I'm hungry. Holly, do you have any food with you?"
"No, Fowl. You just called me Holly."
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A/N: tee hehe. This is sooo much fun!
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Oo "Fine. What were we arguing about, anyway?
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"Eh…"
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"I'm still hungry."
"What, you were hungry before?"
"Yes. I told you the first time."
"Oh. You could try looking around in here."
"Alright… Rummaging noises… I've got something."
"What is it?"
"Sniffs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
"What?"
"It bit my nose!"
"What the hell?"
"You hold it. Try sniffing it."
"Takes mystery object, sniffs D'ARVIT!"
"Bite your nose too?"
"Yup. I think it might be Erwin."
"Who's Erwin?"
"Nothing much. Just the Janitors Rat."
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Oo "What now?"
"RATS HAVE SMALL HANDS AND I JUST TOUCHED IT!"
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"Shut up."
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"…"
45 minutes later…
"Hahaha!"
"…"
"D'arvit, you crack me up Fowl."
"Yeah, Whatever."
"Awwwe, is the wittle baby gunna sulk now?"
"I'm not some sort of chew toy for rats WITH SMALL HANDS!"
"Well, I think you'd make quite a nice chew toy for Erwin"
"BUT ERWIN HAS SMALL HANDS!"
"So?"
"If I'm going to be some sort of chew toy, I'd like it if the animal didn't have scarily small hands"
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"…"
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Mwahahaha! I love pointless chapters, and that had a lot of pointlessness. Hmmm… if I get thirty reviews I will update again. Or if I get another fabulous idea (or in my case, an idea that one of my friends/reviewers has suggested) :) Catwytch gave me plenty! (A whole page) and thanx to schizophrenic squirrel (I should be writing for months) I dedicate the chew toys to Catwytch because she seriously has a problem with chewing things and needs a chew toy (that's what she's getting for her b-day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD).