I'm sorry if anyone thinks the Artemis or Holly is out of character, but that's the way things are. Sorry again, I meant the fanfic was about Artemis and Holly, not a romance type thing.
"What's one of your fondest childhood memories, Artemis?"
"Well, there was that time with the 8 giant small-handed rat-like mouse-squirrels coming down on us from the juju berry trees to eat all the green slimey monsters that were following me."
"Oooh, how exciting. Where's the popcorn?"
"Hahaha, no. I'm being totally serious. That was the least fondest memory of my childhood."
"I asked for your fondest memory, mud man."
"Come on, Fowl. You have to have one. EVERYONE has one."
"Even you?"
"Yes, even me."
"Well, tell me what it is then."
"I – I – I can't think of it right now."
"That means you don't have one then. Like me."
"I do so have one! I just can't think of it right at this very moment."
"Sure, sure."
:-!"Just let me think for a minute."
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"Well there was the… no wait that didn't turn out so great…"
"Ha exactly. You have no happy childhood memories, just like me."
"That's not true! There was this one time when I was… no that didn't turn out so great either."
"AHA! Once again Artemis is right! HA in your face Holly! Admit it. I'm right and your wrong! I'm right, you're wrong, I'm right, you're wrong, I'm right, you're wrong! Admit it, Admit It, ADMIT IT!"
"No really I do have happy childhood memories! Just give me a couple of minutes! And don't interrupt my train of thoughts! And you just called me Holly."
"Did not!"
"Must've been hearing things."
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" I've got it! The first time I flew! I was wearing a pair of Sashimi wings. They are extremely old now and it's pretty much impossible to see them let alone purchase them or try them out! It is really old technology nowadays."
"So that was your best childhood memory?"
"Umm, yes. What about yours?"
"I dunno. I thought I said I didn't have one."
"EVERY ONE HAS ONE, MUD MAN!"
"Ok, ok, I'm thinking."
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"EUREKA! I'VE GOT IT! It was the time I created my super army of brain-eating computer-generated mushrooms!"
"Snorts with suppressed laughter That's your best childhood memory?"
"Yes. What were you expecting? That time when my father took me to the beach to fly a kite, and then the evil Fishy Fishes came out of the water and tried to TIE ME UP with the kite string?"
"Well, something similar at least. All mud men have that sort of thing for their fondest memories."
"All mud men?"
"Umm, yes. Or at least all the normal ones."
"And I'm normal?"
"Um, yeah I guess."
"I'm not normal, Holly. I'd think you'd have figured it out after being trapped in here for the last few hours with me."
"Haha, you just called me Holly. Again."
"I DID NOT!"
"Did so, times infinity."
"DID NOT TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE!"
"Oooh, look who's a big boy now!"
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