Why do I always get brilliant ideas after I've posted a tiny nothingness chapter? I ask you in all the seriousness I possess (granted that it isn't much!). Read and review. Song lyrics are more than likely to be copywrited. In that case, the belong to 48May (some random New Zealand band)
"Hey… it's one of Artemis's randomly placed mushroom patches. I wonder what it's like to be on magic mushroom juice?"
"Were you talking to me, Captain Short?"
" 'Captain Short?' Since when did you call me 'Captain Short'?"
"Since… now."
"Eh. I'm going to eat one of your randomly placed mushroom patches. I'm hungry, and haven't eating for AGES!"
"Be my guest. I'm totally stuffed from eating too may of those mushrooms."
Slurping noise from holly's direction "Yummy.'
"Really? I couldn't possibly have guessed that, after eating TWO WHOLE PATCHES?"
O,o "whatever, my little mud boy."
"KEEP YOURSELF TOGETHER CAPTAIN!"
"I feel like singing… and … and… and DANCING!"
"You do that, Captain."
Throws head back and puts arms over her head and starts singing and twirling in uncoordinated circles "Spinning around you were always a dancer in my eyes… Falling too fast Always seemed to come Easy to meeeeeee… Don't you know whyyyyy? Don't you knoooow whyyyyy?"
"Right… I wasn't like this when I ate the mushrooms, was I?"
Starts slapping self gently on cheeks "Pretty Holly! BEAUTIFUL Holly!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!"
"Spinning around you were always a dancer in my eyes… Falling too fast Always seemed to come Easy to meeeeeee… Don't you know whyyyyy? Don't you knoooow whyyyyy?"
O,o "…"
Starts giggling uncontrollably "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe."
"What's so funny?"
"Hehehehe. Do you really want to know?"
"Yes, Captain. Now, would you be so kind as to tell me?"
"Snorts with laughter YOU'RE A BOY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!"
Well, I know it's short (again) but I forgot my ideas when it got removed from the site. Anyhoo, read and review!