The Road Goes Ever On And On
Disclaimer: No I only own Tithenwen, ES Brego and the plot!
Chapter Twenty-seven: Journey to Lothlorien
The SUV and riders annoyed each other to no end on the journey to Lothlorien. Mary was always playing loud music and everyone was fighting over what music they should listen to. Most of the SUV people fought with each other over stupid things along the way. Nicholas had to keep Tithenwen and Becca from killing each, which was a hard task.
One night, the two groups had a campfire going when they were almost to Lothlorien and Legolas made a very stupid mistake. He slipped into Tithenwen and Becca's tent and stole Tithenwen's beloved Takamine guitar. Tithenwen discovered it was gone when she went to fetch it and she hunted the Elf down. The blonde Elf was sitting always from the campsite alternating between pretending to be a rock star and looking at his reflection in the shiny finish of the guitar.
Rolling her eyes, Tithenwen yelled at the Elf, "This is the police! We have you surrounded! Put down the guitar gently and you might be allowed to keep your hair!"
"Ahhh!" shrieked the Elf, throwing the guitar.
Tithenwen dove after the guitar and caught it before it hit the ground. "You're a dead Elf!" she yelled after the pansy of an Elf ran back to the safety of the campsite.
Back at the campsite, the four ghosts were poking each other with flaming sticks and marshmallows. Dolly was burning marshmallows and Nicholas was cooking hotdogs over the fire. Becca was also sitting at the fire, with Mary at her side as they conducted experiments on different types of candy and food. They had come across some Peeps which they were heating over the fire, watching them grow bigger until they exploded. Faramir sat nearby, a fire extinguisher in his hand.
Tithenwen returned to camp and spotted the Elf, cowering behind Kate. She grabbed the Elf by one of his pointed ears and dragged him over to the fire.
"I'm going to roast your hair off! Stupid wig wearer!" she growled at him.
"NOT THE HAIR! AHHHH!' he squealed, trying to cover his beloved hair.
"Burn the hair! Burn the hair! Burn the hair!" chanted the various people and ghosts surrounding the campsite.
"Noo!" cried Kate from her seat as she was held back by Dolly.
With an evil smile, Tithenwen dropped Legolas' uneven hair into the fire. The flames eagerly swallowed the screaming Elf's hair, until Tithenwen released him. His hair was on fire and Mary threw a bucket of water on the Elf, which did nothing except make the flames grow. Faramir chased after the Elf, spraying him with the fire extinguisher. Finally, the Elf made his way back to camp.
He was covered in foam spray from the fire extinguisher and was soaking wet. Almost all of his hair (I mean wig glued to his head) was gone and what was left was no longer than two inches in length and was singed. Everyone fell over due to laughter and Legolas swore for the first time in his life. Then he ran off to find his blankie and suck his thumb like a two-year old.
The rest of the journey was uneventful and before long the SUV was rolling into Lothlorien.
Author's Notes:
Yes it is a short chapter, but I think it's funny. Hope everyone enjoyed it! And the next chapter will be called "Mary's Secret Mission" and will be mostly about Mary.
Next update: April 30th!
Reviewers!
Faramir Fancier – I bet you can, but it's always more fun to sing off key! Well, Legolas finally lost the wig!
Laer4572 – The twins aren't in the SUV, but they may be making a visit too – you never know! And I almost feel sorry for Haldir because he will be experiencing hell soon.