The Road Goes Ever On And On
Disclaimer: I only own Tithenwen, ES Brego, and the plot!
Chapter Twenty-eight: Mary's Secret Mission
The SUV rolled into Lothlorien with the windows down and the stereo cranked up. Everyone inside was on a sugar high and bouncing around, singing loudly. And Legolas had stolen Tithenwen's precious Takamine guitar again and was attempting to play it. All Elves in a hundred mile radius of the SUV, fled, except for a few in Lothlorien.
Tithenwen, Nicholas, and Becca raced to Lothlorien. Tithenwen and ES Brego won and Becca came in a close second. The three riders managed to beat the SUV in, but they could hear it from a few miles away. Tithenwen hopped off of ES Brego and began to cool him out. Nicholas and Becca did the same as they waited on the edge of Lothlorien for the SUV to arrive.
Upon the SUV's arrival, the three riders walked alongside the Suburban, leading their horses. When the group reached Caras Galadhon, Galadriel and Celeborn greeted them. The Lady of the Golden Wood didn't seem too surprised at the appearance of her great-granddaughter and her friends. The only thing that seemed to surprise the lady was Nicholas holding Tithenwen's hand.
"Tithenwen Telcontar, what brings you to Lorien?" Galadriel asked.
"You should know the answer to that, Galadriel," Tithenwen said, rolling her eyes at the psycho lady.
"Well I don't."
"So?"
"Tell me why you are here. You belong in Gondor with your parents. Dangers still lurk in the shadows…"
"Cut the crap already! If there were any dangers here, I think Mary's already scared them away."
"Why are you here, Tithenwen?"
"Nana sent me to get your permission to marry. She also sent me to the greedy dress wearer and we have obtained his permission. I now only need yours."
"Who are you to marry?" Galadriel asked, intrigued.
"Nicholas," she said smiling to the young Ranger at her side.
"WHAT!" Galadriel yelled, taking on her dark persona. "A RANGER!"
"I was expecting that," Tithenwen muttered to Nicholas and the group entered Caras Galadhon without saying another word.
Celeborn tried to calm Galadriel down, but he wasn't having much luck. She stormed off to her mirror to see, 'things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass'.
Mary slipped away from the group, pretending to be exhausted. But truthfully, she was on a super secret mission. She snuck into Galadriel's garden, where she kept her mirror. Luckily the crazy lady of Lothlorien was nowhere to be seen and Mary went straight to the mirror.
Mary stared into the mirror and nothing happened.
"Stupid birdbath! That's what it is!" Mary cried, tipping over the mirror and breaking it.
Shaking her head, she left the scene of the crime quietly, before Galadriel made it to her beloved mirror. Mary headed towards Haldir's place, ready to wreck it. Something about Elves made them easy targets.
Inside Haldir's place, Mary found a long blonde wig. With an evil look in her eyes, she proceeded to spray paint the wig bright pink. Next, she discovered the closet and inside, dresses of many colors. And this included a dress that he had stolen from Galadriel.
Gleefully, Mary torched the dresses and slipped away from Haldir's house. Next she went around Lothlorien, writing colorful graffiti on the trees. Most of it read, 'Gondor Rocks!' or 'I love my Ranger!'. And Mary continued her silent mission against the Elves of Lothlorien well into the night. (This included writing 'Psycho Lady!' all over Galadriel's belongings)
Author's Notes:
I hope people enjoyed this chapter and sorry for the delay! I was hanging out with a friend most of yesterday, so my updates were a little thrown off. Only the finished chapters were updated yesterday, unfortunately. Look for the next update in about a week!Reviewers!
(Chapter 26)
Mr. Random – Being grounded sucks!
(Chapter 27)
Laer4572 – Haldir has NO idea what he is in for and neither does Galadriel!
Faramir Fancier – I hope you enjoyed your chapter!
Mr. Random – Yeah, Legolas is a very easy target for torture! It's always fun to torture the Elf!