Hey there all you nutters that have been kind enough to read this and hopefully review after each chapter (if not, shame on you. How can I figure out who my readers are and say a great big thanks to them?) Anyhoo, here is what I'm hoping is the next chapter of the fic. Don't know how many chapters there will be yet, but I'm thinking about a sequel (with different characters, of course)… or adding a Part Two to this. On with the Fic!

"Well Fowl, what did you think of that last chapter?"

"Meh, it was interesting. But I don't like how I lost so much of my wonderful IQ when the godforsaken author left. That just wasn't nice feeling that stupid. I'm a genius, after all, Holly."

"You know what you just did, don't you Fowl? Now the author's gonna have us saying 'Did so!' 'Did not!' for the next few hours. Just because you called me Holly."

Me, through trapdoor that miraculously appears when I want to use it "Yup! Have fun!" I leave through same trapdoor, which now disappears, just like magic!

"Did not!"

"I can't believe I'm doing this again. Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Artemis, I can't believe you, of all people haven't put any resistance into this. I'm at least making small speeches on HOW STUPID I THINK THIS IS every once in a while. Did too!"

"Did not! And what's wrong with not complaining about doing this? I'll have you remember that I was the one that managed to make the author quit last chapter, and then lost our easy way out of this infernal closet. Did not!"

"Did too!"

A few hours later (well, why the hell not?)

Me "Okay, this isn't funny. I don't like having my Grand Announcements answered with stupid victims of mine SNORING. WAKE UP, YA LAZY ARSEHOLES!"

"Yes sir, commander, sir!"

"Butler? Five more minutes. School won't mind if I'm a little behind schedule."

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH! I'M IN A JANITORS CLOSET WITH THE STUPID MUD BOY! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!"

"WHAT THE…?"

MWAHAHAHA! I hope that's a lesson for you all… never leave Artemis and Holly to their own devices. They'll fall asleep and somehow get a slight wee mind-wipe. Don't worry, I'll get them to remember everything soon enough. And I might say how they got the mind-wipe. But then again, I might not, coz I'm just not a nice person (and I don't know how they got them either. I may be the author, but the way my stories work, I have an extremely limited amount of control over what happens. Sue me if you don't like that.) I think I'll write a few chapters on what happened when I wasn't watching. I am also a strong supporter of letting your stories run freely in any directions they want. As you can see, this story makes no actual chronological or general sense at all. Ideas are much appreciated, I am currently suffering a severe form of writers block where nothing is coming or it's incoherent crap. Thank you to everyone that's reviewed so far, its been giving me the inspiration to go on. Also, look for me on (doomsday fool) I have a story I'm working on on there but it only has one review for the prologue, saying the word "MORE". That's seriously all it said.